If it doesn't work to learn from the scriptures honestly, it definitely won't work, who knows what fun monsters will be in front of you, or, delicious monsters?

Xie Yun muttered that after coming out of the big thunder, he returned to the dry mountain of the tribulation without hesitation.

"Master, is that Qibao Miao Tree real?" Zhu Bajie asked in hindsight.

"Well, there will be no fakes. ”

Syllable!

Zhu Bajie looked sad and angry, reluctant and unbearable, trembling with excitement, he let out a wolf howl in his throat and eyes, and shouted: "God, the innate magic weapon, I haven't played it, just send it back like that?"

"If you die, if you knew it was true, you should have sold it to Heavenly Court and the Jade Emperor at a high price!"

Boom!

Xie Yun looked at the two apprentices as if they were dying, but he couldn't hold back and kicked them out.

The innate magic weapon of the saint's life, can't people sense where it is?

It's good to be able to sell it, you two still want to sell it for a high price, and you still want to trick people, so why don't you play with fire and set yourself on fire?

The six-eared macaque took the little purple snake to the east to find the mysterious Shuangjiao Ridge, and the four masters and apprentices packed their bags and embarked on the long road of learning scriptures again.

In the blink of an eye, summer has passed, but the temperature has not decreased, and even hotter and hotter.

Along the way, the coolly dressed female monster showed her long legs and most of her breasts, and she persevered to send the benefits of the exclusive summer.

"Dao Chief, the weather is so hot, you can rest your feet and go to my cave to drink a bowl of mung bean soup to relieve the heat!" The cat lady with two small ears invited warmly, and even coquettishly said: "People have chest pain recently, you can help me take a look!"

Chest?

Pain?

Xie Yun rode on the white dragon horse, and with the heart of the healer's parents, he subconsciously looked over, and immediately turned his head with his mouth smashed.

Phew, don't female monsters lie now and don't make drafts?

The gluttonous body is full of saliva and red light, how can you suffer from such small problems as chest pain!

"Female donor, you drink the mung bean soup by yourself, it's just right for the problem, there is something to do, go first. After Xie Yun finished speaking, he quickly whipped away.

The four of them traveled more than 100 miles, the weather became hotter and hotter, the scenery around them changed greatly, the trees gradually thinned, and even the ubiquitous weeds were much less.

Gush!

The white dragon horse snorted, stuck out his tongue and asked, "Immortal Emperor, this is where it is, why is it that it is in the middle of summer, and the heat is still pressing?"

He is an aquarium and is the least heat-tolerant.

Zhu Bajie was fat and not heat-tolerant, and at this time he was already sweating profusely, opened his chest, and replied first: "Master, I know this, I did my homework before learning the scriptures, and it is said that there is a country of Sihari on our way west, which is the place where the sun sets, and this place is so hot, it must be the country of Sihari." ”

After hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows: "Master, you listen to him bragging to you, the old grandson of Si Hali has been there, not here, the king there likes transparent new clothes, so people there don't wear clothes." ”

Boom!

Xie Yun kicked the monkey and flew it to the stone mountain eight hundred miles to the west.

Rebels, monkeys, and perverts, must have seen things that shouldn't have been seen at the time, and they said it so obscene and disgusting.

There is something strange about the folk customs, but he didn't say it, so that everyone could form a group to appreciate it, and the ideological and moral level should still be improved.

The three masters and apprentices added the White Dragon Horse to extort confessions by torture, and after asking for the location of Sihari Kingdom from Sun Wukong's mouth, they agreed to take the true scriptures and go to appreciate the alien customs, and by the way, take a look at the talented king.

If you can take off the clothes of the whole country with new clothes, how much money you have to save on clothing!

"Master, the ghost place is hot like this, isn't it a monster?" Sha Seng proposed a new idea.

At the beginning, the Yellow Wind Monster blew the Samadhi Divine Wind and blew a hundred and ten miles bald, could it be that the drought was born here?

"What's the noise, isn't there a small village in front of it, let's go over and ask. Xie Yun raised his whip and pointed to the red brick and red tile farmhouse road a hundred meters away.

Sun Wukong put away the golden hoop stick, straightened his clothes, twisted and pinched to look like Sven, stepped forward and knocked on the door, and shouted: "Is there anyone?"

After a while, an old man came out of the door, wearing a half-yellow and not red kudzu cloth robe, and a hat on his head.

He was on crutches, and although he was surprised to see Sun Wukong, who had a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, he was not a little afraid, and asked: "Where did the monkey come from, what are you doing at my house?"

Sun Wukong felt that something was wrong, his fiery eyes widened, but he lost his voice and said: "Master, be careful, there are monsters!"

In front of the red-brick and red-tiled farmhouse, the atmosphere was very awkward.

The old man took off the hat angrily, exposed two horns, and said, "Aren't you also a monster, what's the fuss, and the old man doesn't hurt anyone." ”

"Don't panic, the old donor, the poor road is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and goes to the Xitian Daleiyin Temple to learn the scriptures, we are definitely not bad people. Xie Yun stepped forward to explain.

As soon as the old man of the bull demon heard the scriptures, his eyes brightened and his attitude became enthusiastic.

After some greetings, Xie Yun finally asked about the situation, this is the famous Flame Mountain, with a radius of eight hundred miles, the heat is unbearable, and it is said that the core area is the copper-headed and iron-clad people, and they will be roasted to death.

Because of the harsh living environment, there are no humans here, only monsters live, and most of them are bull demons.

There are two taboos here, you can't eat beef, and you can't mention green.

"Dao Chief, it's hot like this, do you want to rest here with the old man, I can't hide it, I'm a Taoist believer, can you let me express my devout faith?"

"Cuihua, serve sauerkraut, beckon the Taoist master and apprentice to eat!" the old man grabbed Xie Yun and shouted at the top of his voice.

A strong girl came out of the farm, also with horns, half-covering her face with a handkerchief, and her mouth smelled of big ballast: "What are you doing, Dad, are you looking for me a blind date again?"

This strong bull demon girl looked at Xie Yun's appearance, the handkerchief in her hand slipped to the ground, and she couldn't stop spraying saliva when she opened her mouth.

Suck and suck......

"Dad, hold him in, and my daughter will go and prepare sauerkraut for your old and future husband!" she said, turning and going into the kitchen.

Xie Yun saw that the father and daughter were serious, his face changed slightly, he struggled to break free from the old man's hand, turned his head and left, and left a sentence: "Donor, believe in this thing, sincerity is spiritual, there is no need to express it, there is still something important in the poor road, go first." ”

The three apprentices tried to hold back a smile and chased after them.

Sun Wukong's face kept twitching, and he asked: "Master, don't you teach us that you can't discriminate against shemale love, do you discriminate against that girl who is strong?"

Boom!

Sun Wukong was kicked in the ass and flew away.

Xie Yun explained to the remaining two apprentices in a serious manner: "Is that kind of person a teacher?"

"It's not that I don't look down on that girl, but I've been allergic to sauerkraut since I was a child, understand?"