Chapter 10: Can't Hold It
Hearing Miss Mu's exclamation, Steward Lin, Tianjizi, and the Ruthless Master rushed into the house one after another.
Miss Mu looked at Steward Lin with a blank face, and asked, "What the hell is going on?"
Steward Lin said, "Miss, you have been possessed by evil spirits these days. ”
"Who are they?"
"They are the Taoist leaders I invited to exorcise evil spirits for Miss. ”
"But, just now, just now......"
Miss Mu has been educated in tradition since she was a child, and when she remembers her disheveled appearance in front of Hua Fengchun, her face flushes with shame.
Hua Fengchun puffed up her chest, came to Miss Mu's face, and said:
"Miss Mu, don't worry, I will be responsible for you. ”
Tianjizi said beside him: "We are responsible, and the apprentice can't take responsibility, but I, the master, can be responsible." ”
Steward Lin frowned, can you master and apprentice be more unreliable?
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi are scrambling to be responsible, but Miss Mu is blinded and doesn't know how to answer.
At this time, there was an exclamation outside the house, and the ruthless master who was standing at the door rushed out first.
I saw a group of housekeepers and maids in the yard panicking and fleeing in panic, and there were skeletons behind them, chasing after them.
"Where did these skeletons come from?" asked the Ruthless Master, grabbing one of the family's members.
Pointing to the garden, he said, "They all come out of the garden." ”
A skeleton grabbed a housekeeper and opened its mouth to bite down.
The ruthless master carried the sword, flew forward, and slashed out with a sword, cutting off the skeleton's head.
The skeleton's head fell to the ground, and the two rows of teeth were still biting there, trying to bite.
"Demon, go die!"
The ruthless master slashed down with another sword, cutting the skeleton's head in half.
Skeleton monsters kept coming out of the garden, and the ruthless master was too aggressive, waved his hand, and led his apprentices to rush up and fight fiercely with those skeleton monsters.
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, Steward Lin, and Miss Mu stood at the door, looking at the skeleton monsters that were surging in all directions, and they were all stunned.
Hua Fengchun said: "Steward Lin, are you a villa manor, or a devil's paradise?"
Steward Lin said: "This manor was safe and sound before, and this kind of thing has never happened. Both of you, you are both high immortal masters, tell me, what's going on?"
Hua Fengchun glanced at Tianjizi, Tianjizi cleared his throat and spoke.
We don't do anything else, nonsense, let's slip away.
"Heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate. Steward Lin, the reason why there are so many ghosts in your manor is because there is a problem with your feng shui.
"I'm the best at this feng shui problem, na, this is a magic weapon for peace and happiness, buy one that can keep your manor safe for a year. One thousand taels of silver, buy five and get one free. ”
Tianjizi took out a few small sachets, insisted on what kind of magic weapon was peace and wishful thinking, and sold it to Steward Lin.
Steward Lin was hesitating whether to buy it or not, when suddenly, Tianjizi snorted and jumped up.
Tianjizi burst into tears, pointed to his buttocks, and jumped, "Help me, save me, save me!"
Hua Fengchun took a closer look, and a skeleton monster opened its big mouth and was biting on Tianjizi's ass.
Hua Fengchun went up and grabbed the skeleton monster, and wanted to drag the skeleton monster down, so that Tianjizi screamed in pain.
"Don't drag, don't drag, I'm going to pull my flesh off!"
Hua Fengchun picked up his fist to hit the skeleton monster, and the skeleton monster was covered with bones all over his body, and it was hard. After a few punches, the skeleton monster was fine, and Hua Fengchun's fist was red and swollen.
Steward Lin handed Hua Fengchun a wooden stick, "Take this and try it." ”
Hua Fengchun raised the wooden stick and beat the skeleton monster all the way, but the skeleton monster still bit Tianjizi's ass and didn't let go.
Made, you can only make Lao Tzu waste a spiritual explosion talisman.
Hua Fengchun took out the spirit explosion charm and threw it at the skeleton monster.
With a bang, the skeleton exploded into a pile of ashes, and finally let go of its mouth.
Tianjizi caught fire on his buttocks, ran out with a puff of smoke, and plunged into a large water tank in the distance.
Hua Fengchun took out another spiritual explosion talisman, sandwiched it between her fingers, and said, "Miss Mu, Steward Lin, you don't have to be afraid, with me here, those skeleton monsters don't dare to hurt you." ”
Hua Fengchun went around Miss Mu's back and stared at Miss Mu's buttocks. Miss Mu was very embarrassed, looking at the wolf like a wolf, looking at the flowers in spring.
"Miss Mu, don't get me wrong, those skeleton monsters are very obscene and like to bite people's butts, my master is an example just now.
"Miss, your noble jade body can't let those skeleton monsters defile, I'll protect, protect, protect ......"
Hua Fengchun looked at Miss Mu's round and straight buttocks, and her imagination flowed, as if there was a fire burning in her body.
Steward Lin said beside him, "Chief Ikebana, you seem to have a nosebleed." ”
"Really?...... Oops!"
Hua Fengchun touched it, he really had a nosebleed, and he couldn't hold it because of his firepower.
Hua Fengchun raised her head, covered her nose, and ran towards the water tank, shouting as she ran: "Master, wait for me, wait for me." ”
Miss Mu stood there, looked at Tianjizi, Hua Fengchun's master and apprentice, and then looked at Steward Lin.
"Steward Lin, are the two of them really the mages you invited?"
Steward Lin scratched his head in embarrassment, "Anything else is unreliable, they still have a set of demons and demons." ”
Hua Fengchun washed away the nosebleed and opened the information column in his mind.
Host: Flowers in spring
Nakshatras: None
Repair for: slag
Lingbao: None
Items: 4 Spirit Explosion Charms, 9 Exorcism Charms
Martial Arts: Wind Thunder Palm
There is an extra column of martial arts in this information column.
Spirit explosion talisman and exorcism talisman are consumables, play one less one, martial arts can be used repeatedly, Hua Fengchun is very happy, and feels that he no longer has to be cowardly in front of those demons and monsters.
Come on, let you taste the power of the master!
Hua Fengchun stretched out his palm, took a deep breath, and with enough strength, he was about to hit those skeleton monsters.
Hua Fengchun was violent, and when she looked up, it looked like a ball that had been punctured by a needle, and she was instantly deflated.
The ruthless master and his apprentices, like wolves and tigers, killed all those skeleton monsters, so they are still angry, and the ruthless master is still whipped the corpse there.
"Bastard, bastard, dare to bite me, you bite now, bite!"
While scolding, the ruthless master stepped on it with her feet, trampling the remains of those skeleton monsters into pieces.
Xiao Daogu reminded beside her: "Master, those people are watching you. ”
The Ruthless Master was stunned for a moment, and immediately put away his hideous face, looked calm, and read: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." ”