Chapter 359, Bai Xiaochun's soup
Bai Xiaochun was pulled forward by Ning Yi, looked back at the hot pot and shouted sadly: "I just made the hot pot! Let's eat it and then leave? ”
Ning Yi said helplessly: "Senior brother, I will invite you to a big meal when you enter the city." ”
Bai Xiaochun suddenly jumped up, and said energetically: "Say it earlier! Let's go, go into the city to find out the news." Three or two steps ran out of the cave, and the space was distorted, and the three of them disappeared at the entrance of the cave.
A moment later, the space fluctuated again, and five figures emerged from the space and appeared on the top of the snowy mountain, which was the previous general of the Five Pillars Kingdom.
The general who was standing in the middle squinted his eyes and looked around, and said, "Be careful, there was a space fluctuation here just now, it should be Shi Hao and them." ”
The other four also nodded, their faces solemn.
The four of them cautiously searched the hill, and the five of them came to the cave to gather.
A bearded general said: "Big brother, this should be where they are hiding, I don't know why they left in a hurry, and the rice in the pot is still hot." ”
The other scar-faced general turned his head and asked, "Big brother, do you want to inform His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?"
The middle-aged general pondered and said, "Don't have to wait here." Once they return, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who has been pestering them for a while, will be able to arrive. ”
The rest of the generals also nodded, and each found a place to sit in the cave, and the whole cave fell into silence, only the sound of boiling hot pot gurgling, and the aroma filled the entire cave.
After a while, the bearded general got up and walked to the hot pot, sniffled and said, "What kind of food is this? I've never seen it before." ”
The majestic middle-aged general frowned and said, "The army is outside, so you can't eat indiscriminately." ”
The bearded general picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks, and said with a smile: "Big brother, that's for ordinary generals to prevent them from being poisoned, but we are in the transcendent realm, it's okay."
And this meal looks like they made it for themselves, how could they poison their own food. ”
The bearded general put the meat in his mouth and chewed it, "hiss~" took a breath, his eyes lit up and said, "This tastes really good~" and immediately took a big gulp.
"Hey~ Third child, it's not good for you to eat alone. ”
"That's right~That's right~"
Suddenly, two more people walked up with a smile.
The middle-aged general led by him saw that he had eaten several bites and had nothing to do, so he stopped asking.
One of the remaining generals smiled and said, "It just so happens that I have a pot of good wine here." ”
The bearded general, who was eating, had his eyes lit up and beckoned and shouted, "Come!
A jar of wine flashed in the general's hand, and he looked at the majestic middle-aged general and said with a smile: "Boss, come and eat a little! It's snowing outside, and it's a wonderful thing for us to eat meat and drink wine here and wait for a strong enemy." ”
The middle-aged general led by hesitated, got up and walked towards the hot pot, the atmosphere in the cave gradually became eager, steaming, staggered, and the snow day and the hot pot were the most matched.
After a while, the bearded general who was the first to eat hot pot gradually turned strange, his stomach rumbled, and poof~ a stinky fart squirted.
The other four generals fanned the air in front of them one after another, and looked at the bearded general with disgust.
Immediately afterwards, the other general's face also changed, "Poof~" A stinky fart squirted.
Immediately after that, the rest of the generals also looked strange one by one.
Burst~
Burst~
Burst~
......
The generals of the Five Pillars farted one after another, one after another like firecrackers, and a stream of gray-black gas gradually rose from the entire cave.
The middle-aged general shouted angrily: "Damn ~ poisonous ~ " poof~ two stinky farts squirted out in a row, double yolk eggs.
The bearded general exclaimed, "Oh~ What kind of poison is this? "Poof~ A stream of air squirts out of the ass.
The rest of the generals were also panicked one by one, and it was useless to use their hands to control them, and they were lying on the stones and pouting their buttocks, puffing and farting one after another like a cannon.
......
Early the next morning, the generals of the Five Pillars Kingdom walked out of the cave with each other in their arms and pouting their buttocks.
The bearded general said bitterly: "It's swollen~It hurts~"
The rest of the generals also contracted the chrysanthemum, hissing'~ gasped, only feeling that the chrysanthemum was hot and painful, I was afraid that it would not crack.
The middle-aged general gritted his teeth and said, "Despicable and shameless Daomen disciples, General Ben and you are incompatible. ”
The rest of the generals also said angrily: "Kill ~ Kill the disciples of the Light Dao Sect, hiss~" As soon as he used his buttocks, there was a hot pain.
Several people glanced at each other, each let go of his hand, the space distorted, and several people disappeared suddenly.
In the center of the imperial capital is the majestic Nine Dragons Supporting Imperial Palace, under the imperial palace is a huge Hubo, even in winter the lake is full of lotus flowers, called Tianchi. Kowloon is located on the edge of Tianchi, and then facing outward, there are countless buildings lined up one after another, and the momentum is magnificent.
In a huge general's mansion near Tianchi, the middle-aged general at the head of the Five Pillars Kingdom suddenly appeared.
The servants in the courtyard all knelt down and shouted respectfully: "Welcome the general back to his house~"
The middle-aged general flew inside with a gloomy face, and all the servants in the place he passed smelled a foul smell coming to their faces, and everyone immediately held their breath and squinted their eyes, even if they couldn't smell the stench, their eyes felt a burst of spiciness.
The middle-aged general's face suddenly darkened a little, and he quickly floated into the inner courtyard and shouted: "Come on, prepare a flower bath, put more flowers." ”
The rest of the generals' mansions also had similar things, and there were even three generals who were disliked by their wives and children and kicked out of the room, which made them even more angry.
......
In an inn, Shi Hao, Bai Xiaochun, and Ning Yi sat around the table.
Ning Yi said: "Senior brother, the news has been confirmed, and it is indeed rumored that the jade seal is the key to opening the sacrificial sacred mountain. ”
Shi Hao said suspiciously: "But who released this news? When we were helpless to sacrifice to the Sacred Mountain, this news suddenly appeared, as if it had been specifically told to us. ”
Bai Xiaochun didn't care and said: "It doesn't matter who releases him, just grab the jade seal." ”
Ning Yi said solemnly: "The Nine Dragons support the palace hanging in the sky, we want to fly into the palace to be particularly conspicuous, I am afraid it will be very difficult, and it is even more difficult to get the jade seal." ”
Bai Xiaochun's eyes lit up and said, "Why don't we pretend to celebrate Shihuang's birthday!" Go up and eat and drink, and then find an opportunity to borrow the jade seal." ”
Ning Yi shook his head and said: "Qualified to go to the palace to celebrate Shihuang's birthday, he must be a representative of the major forces, and the welcome staff must recognize it, and we can't get in." ”
Bai Xiaochun suddenly collapsed in the chair, unable to get in!
Shi Hao got up and said, "Not necessarily, you are waiting for me here." He turned and walked out, creaked open the door, and slammed it shut when he walked out.
Bai Xiaochun said suspiciously, "Senior brother, where are you going?"
Ning Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
Shi Hao walked out of the inn and into a remote alley, and then an eagle falcon flew out of the alley, flashing its wings and flying through the streets between the pavilions, and soon came to a garden located next to the heavenly pond, and flew directly into the garden.