Chapter 63: A plate of "fried" snails

Sun Wukong patted his hand to signal him to calm down, and then said: "Don't be in a hurry, don't you just give birth to a child, as soon as you close your eyes, you will give birth, it won't take long, it doesn't matter if we wait here for a while." ”

After listening to this, Zhu Bajie asked Sun Wukong with a super complicated face: "Brother Monkey, what you said is as if you have given birth to a child." ”

Sun Wukong glared at him, "You just gave birth to a child, this doesn't mean you haven't heard of it, I said that you idiot only studies how to eat all day long? Why don't you know any common sense in life?"

The Demon King Zun sat on the throne, and suddenly laughed and said: "Holy Buddha, you are wrong, don't say that this Zhu Bajie may not know much about this, I don't think you know much about these either." ”

Sun Wukong glanced back at him, "Oh, then you talk to my old grandson, me."

Why don't you know the law?"

As soon as the Demon King heard that Sun Wukong asked him for advice, he immediately adjusted his sitting posture, sat upright like an expert, and then said: "This child, it's not like you said that it can be solved by a big size." ”

Sun Wukong looked confused and asked, "That's not how to give birth to children." How can you have children?"

Demon King Zun smiled proudly, this is to ask about his professional field, like so many concubines in his harem, the most important thing is to give birth to children, so he is very good at this aspect.

I saw that he coughed twice, and only after pretending to be full of Fan did he continue to speak: "It depends on the object to give birth to a child, some of them are born quickly, some are born slowly, and some are not fast or slow."

If it's fast, it can be born in two or three hours, and if it's slow, it's okay to stay up for two days and three nights to give birth. ”

"Huh. After hearing this, Sun Wukong felt incredible, and then looked at the Demon King Zun, and smiled meaningfully, "I didn't expect you to be so experienced as an old man." ”

Demon King Zun was quite proud and not modest at all and said, "That's it." ”

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie twitched the corners of their mouths when they heard these two words.

"Amitabha. After listening to this, Tang Seng quickly sat cross-legged on his seat, twisted up the Buddhist beads, and recited the scriptures.

This giving birth to a child is to reproduce life, then he has to recite a scripture. Bless the mother and child who are behind.

So they all decided that it was okay to wait a little longer, and they waited for a night.

Zhu Bajie had long leaned on Sun Wukong's head and slept soundly.

Sun Wukong had a dark circle under his eyes, glanced at Tang Seng who was already sitting and asleep next to him, and then looked at the Demon King Zun who was napping on the throne of the Demon King, and sighed very depressedly.

This Demon King is really a crow's mouth. That Lori actually gave birth to a child and didn't finish giving birth for a night, and I don't know what she gave birth to.

The Demon King Zun had already unsealed his mouth when Lori was carried to the back.

So occasionally, they can still hear the sound of screaming from behind, plus Sun Wukong put a tracker on her hair, showing that they are still behind, otherwise, Sun Wukong will also wonder if they have escaped.

Just when Sun Wukong was about to smash the Demon King Palace, a demon servant hurriedly ran out from behind the Demon King Palace and reported: "Wang Zun, all officials, that Lori gave birth to 30 babies, with sons and daughters, the big and the small are safe." ”

Sun Wukong's palm supporting his chin slipped, and the whole person almost fell upside down from the stool.

He quickly stretched out his legs and put them on the ground to support them, so that he didn't fall into a.

But as soon as he moved like this, Zhu Bajie, who was sleeping behind him, fell on the stool.

Zhu Bajie woke up as soon as he fell, which can also be said to be scared awake.

The first thing he said when he woke up was, "Ah, is it time to eat?"

Sun Wukong said angrily: "You know how to eat, that big-bellied woman gave birth to 30 babies." ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this, and he couldn't tell the difference between breakfast and the baby.

Tang Seng also woke up from this movement, looked at Sun Wukong with his sleepy-eyed beautiful eyes, and asked, "What 30?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him coolly, "A plate of fried snails, there are 30 in it." ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Demon King: "......"

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses and understood that Sun Wukong meant that Lori gave birth to 30 children, and he was stupid at the moment.

After being stupid for a while, he thought of a very realistic question, and quickly pulled Sun Wukong and asked: "Brother Monkey, this Lori gave birth so much at once, how should we bring it back for interrogation, is it possible that even she put the baby in the storage bag?"

Wukong was really helpless and had a headache, "Pretend to be your head, if so many children are brought back, can we afford the funds of our yamen?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head violently.

Sun Wukong snorted at him, "Then let them stay here, I'll call our Journey to the West Yamen, and then we'll start the trial here." ”

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie thought that he hadn't woken up, so he raised his hand and patted his face, and then patted Sun Wukong's face.

Then under Sun Wukong's gaze that could shoot him through, he clearly felt that he was not in a dream now.

He smirked and said, "Brother Monkey, I thought you were talking in your dreams, how can you shout at this mobile yamen?"

After he finished speaking, he added in his heart: You think it's your somersault cloud!

Zhu Bajie's words also carried a hint of ridicule, how could Sun Wukong not hear it.

He glanced at Zhu Bajie coldly, "Hmph, you nerd, it seems that you haven't been able to unlock all the functions of our yamen, wait, I'll let you see it for a long time." ”

With that, he stood up and walked out.

Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Demon King Zun all glanced at each other and followed.

I saw Sun Wukong standing in the middle of the large flower field at the entrance of the Demon King Palace, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then shouted at the empty sky, "Journey to the West, Yamen listen to the order, move." ”

As soon as Sun Wukong's voice fell, a crow flew in the sky and croaked twice.

Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Demon King Zun all hung black lines on their faces, thinking that Sun Wukong hadn't slept well at night, and there were some demons.

Tang Seng sighed, "Amitabha, Wukong, why don't you borrow a room from the Demon King Hall to sleep?"

Sun Wukong ignored them, still standing there with his hands on his chest very confidently, looking up at the sky.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but poke Tang Seng's arm with his fingers, "Master, Brother Monkey seems to be a little weird, could he have also fallen into some Gu?"

Tang Seng glanced at him obliquely, "Don't talk nonsense." ”

Just when even the Demon King Venerable couldn't help but want to step forward to check Sun Wukong's condition, a golden light suddenly lit up in the sky.