Chapter 64: There are monsters in Kangjiagou
The "Playboy" given by the system is very high, the original English version.
Mu Xinyue doesn't understand English and can only look at pictures.
Mu Xinyue took "Playboy", opened it and looked at it, and frowned again, "They are laughing one by one, and they are still making that kind of action, this and this...... Is it the poor?"
Hua Fengchun was serious, "Yes, they are poor, they are a group of optimistic poor people." Even if I don't cover my body, I have to face life with a smile.
"Life has abused me thousands of times, and I treat life like my first love. ”
Mu Xinyue sobbed: "It's really touching. ”
Hua Fengchun accompanied Mu Xinyue to sob, and said, "Master, I want to donate 1,000 taels of silver to these poor girls in the name of our Honghuangguan. ”
Tianjizi patted the flowers in spring, "It's rare that you have this kindness, and Master supports you." ”
Mu Xinyue said: "I also want to donate money to them, and I also want to comfort them in person." ”
Hua Fengchun said: "They are aliens and live in the far west, so they will be exempt from condolences." ”
Mu Xinyue pointed to the English in the magazine, "What is this?"
"Oh, it's the text of Western aliens. ”
"What's written on this?"
Today, Mu Xinyue has a bit of a problem.
Hua Fengchun pursed her lips, thinking, what else can I do now, bite the bullet and continue to make it up.
When Hua Fengchun used to go to school, he was also a scumbag, with 26 English letters, and he knew them all when he was separated, and he couldn't know a few together.
Hua Fengchun pointed to the cover girl and said, "Her name is Juliet, and she is in love with Romeo, the guy from the neighborhood. The two are happy and sweet, but unfortunately, their families do not agree......
"Her name was Snow White, and her father had found her a stepmother. Her stepmother abused her, and she came to the woods and met seven disabled people......
"Her name is Cinderella, and she is a cleaning girl, and one day she pretends to be a daughter, goes to a ball, and meets a prince......"
Hua Fengchun searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and all classical dramas and fairy tales were used by him, and he finally coped with it.
A copy of "Playboy" was said by Hua Fengchun to be "The King of Fairy Tales".
Hua Fengchun let out a sigh of relief, and sweat broke out on her forehead.
At this moment, there was another knock on the door outside.
On weekdays, the Honghuang Temple is so deserted that there are not even a mouse, but today this guest is one after another.
Tianjizi looked at the door and shouted, "Who?"
A middle-aged man smiled, "May I ask if this is the Flood Wilderness View?"
"yes, who are you looking for?"
The middle-aged man was followed by a few people, and after they confirmed that this was the Honghuangguan, they immediately ran in, carrying chickens, ducks, fish, and all kinds of things.
Tianjizi was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing here?"
These people, all dressed as countrymen, put down what they were holdings, knelt on the ground, and said:
"Dao Chief, we are the villagers of Kangjiagou, please go and destroy the demons for us. ”
Tianjizi frowned slightly, stroked his beard, "Poor Dao has been very busy recently, I'm afraid I don't have time to ......"
Before Tianjizi's words were finished, the villagers hugged Tianjizi's thighs and cried.
"Dao Chief, only you can save us. Now Kangjiagou chickens and dogs are jumping, we can't live anymore, please, be merciful, save us. ”
Mu Xinyue walked out, looked at the villagers crying bitterly, moved by compassion, and persuaded Tianjizi to help them eradicate the monsters.
Tianjizi thought to herself, my eldest lady, it's not that I don't want to go, it's that Xiaochunzi's body hasn't recovered yet, and I went alone, so I have to be a snack for the monsters.
The villagers are begging, Mu Xinyue is also interceding, if Tianjizi doesn't agree, it will be too hard-hearted.
However, without the help of flowers in spring, Tianjizi went to subdue the demon by himself, and at least he lost face, and at worst, his life was not guaranteed.
Just when Tianjizi was in a dilemma, Hua Fengchun walked out.
"Master, let's prepare, let's go to Kangjiagou to subdue the demon. ”
Tianjizi looked at Hua Fengchun in surprise and asked, "Your body?"
Hua Fengchun slapped her chest loudly, "My body has recovered, no problem." ”
Originally, Hua Fengchun thought that he would lie in bed for ten days and half a month, but he didn't expect that he was stimulated by Mu Xinyue just now, sprayed nosebleeds, dredged meridians, and now he is resurrected with full blood.
With flowers in spring, Tianjizi will have confidence.
Tianjizi looked at the villagers and said, "Originally, we couldn't care about your mortal affairs, but seeing that your feelings are sincere, the poor road will make an exception for that." ”
"Thank you, thank you, chief. ”
The villagers were ecstatic and kowtowed to Tianjizi again and again.
Tianjizi helped them, "Get up, get up, get up quickly." ”
Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun were going to Kangjiagou to subdue demons, and Mu Xinyue went with them out of curiosity.
If Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun are gone, the little demon king will be left alone in the Honghuang Temple. The little devil can't stay, so he has to go together.
Hua Fengchun said: "This time, all the members of our Honghuangguan are dispatched, and with this luxurious lineup, we will scare those monsters to death." ”
Tianjizi said: "That's right, let those monsters see how powerful our Honghuang Guan is!"
Kangjiagou is twenty or thirty miles away from Honghuangguan, and most of these twenty or thirty miles are mountain roads, rugged and bumpy, and it is difficult to walk.
Before Kangjiagou arrived, Tianjizi was already exhausted and out of breath.
The little devil is a child, full of vitality, running at the front, beckoning Tianjizi: "Hurry up, go away, go quickly." ”
Tianjizi waved his hand, "No...... I have to ...... Take a break. ”
The little devil got impatient and ran forward alone. Kangjiagou is in front, looming.
Tianjizi sat under a tree, drank a few sips of water, sweated, and continued to hurry with Hua Fengchun and Mu Xinyue, and finally came to Kangjiagou.
As soon as they entered the village, Hua Fengchun saw a group of angry villagers, holding shovels, rakes, hoes, and other farm tools, forming a circle and shouting:
"Kill this demon, kill this demon!"
Hua Fengchun walked over to take a look, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight, this is my junior brother!"
It was the little devil who was surrounded by the villagers and wanted to be beaten.
It is said that the little devil broke away from the big army, and a person was happy, came to Kangjiagou, saw a villager, and asked: "Hey, where are the monsters?"
The villagers looked at the little devil king, with red skin, yellow eyes, a mouthful of fangs, and two horns on his head.
Kill this villager, this villager can't imagine that the little demon king is here to subdue demons.
The villagers thought that the little demon king was here to visit relatives, and there were already many monsters in this village, and if they recruited all the three relatives and six relatives, would the villagers still be alive?
Thinking of this, the villagers shouted and called everyone in.