Chapter 9 Uncle Shi, I Pierce My Heart [Ask for Recommendation]
In Zixiao Palace, when Xie Yun was crazy to provoke and attract the saint, Guanyin was in the field, a person who could wrestle with the big boss behind the scenes of Buddhism, Guanyin thought about it for two seconds, and he figured it out, he couldn't afford to provoke!
"Meet Uncle Shi!" Guanyin saluted very happily.
"Meet Uncle Shi!" Mu Zha also saluted.
Although he has never been to Zixiao Palace and has never seen Xie Yun, his uncle must also be a big man, be respectful, it must be right.
"Ahem, get up. Xie Yun raised his hand and said without sadness or joy on his face.
Li Shimin was shocked: The Taoist seems to be very powerful.
Li Mingda: The master is so handsome!
Fang Xuanling: Another day, shouldn't I let the Taoist master calculate a hexagram for the two rebels in my family?
Du Ruhui: On that day, I asked the Taoist chief to go home and look at feng shui.
Cheng Yanjin: Dao Chang, my daughter Cheng Yingying has been shy of flowers since she was a child, sinking fish and geese, and Dao Chang is a match made in heaven, I don't know if she will grow up to be married?
Li Jing: Get out, you are not ashamed......
The officials were shocked and discussed.
"Apprentice, come here, call Senior Sister. Xie Yun touched the back of Li Mingda's head, and said to Guanyin Bodhisattva with a half-smile: "This is the eldest disciple I just received. ”
"Hello senior sister!" Li Mingda exclaimed sweetly.
She is still a little dizzy now, she never thought that she would be able to have a relationship with the immortals.
"Guanyin, your junior sister is not in good health, how much innate nectar water is still in your jade bottle, give her two buckets, and take a bubble bath if you have nothing to do. Xie Yun looked at the jade net bottle like mutton fat jade in Guanyin's hand.
If I remember correctly, the innate nectar water in that bottle is an anti-heaven existence that can even save ginseng fruit trees, and there should be no problem in treating congenital heart disease.
"Uncle Shi, I don't have so much nectar water in my jade bottle!" Guanyin Bodhisattva had a bitter face.
The nectar water in her jade bottle was the innate spiritual liquid collected by the jade bottle when the Pangu Great God opened the sky, and its medicinal use was second only to the Nine Turns Golden Pill refined by Taishang Laojun, and it was one grade stronger than the peach and ginseng fruit.
Two barrels?
No way!
"System, I reported Guanyin for slamming the door, and I was not even willing to give a meeting gift to the juniors. ”
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with an upgrade card. ”
Xie Yun looked at the backpack supernatural power upgrade card and fell into a tangle. He will have a dozen supernatural powers now, what is the true understanding of the way of the sword, the dog technique, the palm thunder, the sleeve of the universe, Pangu open the heavens, the perspective of the eye, the law of heaven and earth......
It's all first-class supernatural powers, what should I upgrade?
Choose Dog Picking!
The supernatural upgrade card disappears, and "Dog Technique" upgrades "Demon Magic".
Using the Demon Charm, you can forcibly farm two points of opinion.
Chicken ribs, Xie Yun regretted it, along the way, the monsters will be the object of his report, and there is a fart for brushing favorability.
"Uncle Xiao, I will give you the congenital nectar water, but I hope you will go as a Buddhist to learn scriptures from the West. Guanyin Bodhisattva said with pain in his heart.
Journey to the West is the fifth tribulation after the Great War of the Demon Dao, the Great War of the Three Clans, the Great War of the Lich, and the War of the Gods, and no one can escape except for the saints.
Xie Yun has already become the protagonist, unless he dies, learning from the scriptures is his mission that must be completed.
"It's okay for me to learn the scriptures as a Buddhist, but you have to answer my three questions about Buddhist teachings first. Xie Yun said calmly.
"Uncle Shi, please speak. Guanyin Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief.
She has long been familiar with Buddhist teachings, let alone three, even thirty.
"Buddhism Cloud: Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, why do I have to run 108,000 miles to become a Buddha, and I have to go through 9981 difficulties?"
"System, I report that someone is preparing to deliberately retaliate against me on the way to the west!" Xie Yun said angrily.
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with three Nine Heavens Divine Thunder. ”
"I ......" Guanyin Bodhisattva gasped, not knowing what to say.
Uncle Xiao, in Zixiao Palace, you can offend the five saints to death, no matter who it is, they must want to shadow you behind your backs now, but can you talk nonsense?
In the immortal world, the great power that has been secretly paying attention to Chang'an was shocked.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting Taishang Laojun and rewarding the host with a trace of chaotic energy. ”
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and rewarding the host with a trace of chaotic energy. ”
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the Jade Emperor......"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the Tota Heavenly King Li Jing......"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the ...... of the Saint of Introduction"
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Dozens of successful reports made Xie Yun's back chill, what worries, what grievances, a group of immortals who have nothing to do, are they all coming to fight against themselves?
Then he was ecstatic, double ecstasy.
Are you all going to be vegetarians from the Heavenly Dao Patrol? I'm worried that I can't catch the handle, since I like to make small moves, then report them all!
Congratulations to the host "Pangu Open Heaven Decision" for being promoted to the fourth level, and his physical body is currently cultivated to the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal.
The top-level physical cultivation supernatural power of "Pangu Open Heaven Decision" requires chaotic qi to cultivate, and chaotic qi can only be obtained by reporting.
"The strength of my current physical body is comparable to the magic weapon of the day after tomorrow, right?" Xie Yun weighed the nine-ring tin staff in his hand, and with both hands, he forcibly bent the nine-ring tin staff.
"Shhh Guanyin Bodhisattva gasped again.
The acquired magic weapon is extremely strong, and it was actually bent by someone!
"Little junior brother is a little interesting. ”
"Terrible!"
"Wow, on the way to the west, there is a good show to watch. ”
......
The spiping power exclaimed.
"Uncle Shi, do you believe in fate? I said that all this is fate, do you believe it?" Guanyin Bodhisattva was silent for a long time, sighed and said.
"Do you think I believe in fate? Forget it, I won't embarrass you, let me ask you again, is the essence of Buddhist teachings to kill chickens and take eggs?"
"What do you mean by Uncle Shi's words?"
"Buddhism wants the people of the world to convert to Buddhism for the sake of immediate merit, if the people of the world enter the Buddhism, who will plough the land, who will weave cloth, and who will pass on the lineage?"
"If Buddhism is popular, the world will perish. Xie Yun's voice was so loud that Guanyin's eyes turned black, and he didn't know how to answer.
"Fallacies, heresies. "In the secret room of Daxitian, the Zhun Ti sage was furious, and he said to his heart, how many years, who dares to question Buddhism like this?
"Senior brother, quit being impatient, what the little junior brother said, there is some truth. The sage calmly drank a cup of tea and said, "The little junior brother is very good, dare to question, I am very optimistic about him." ”
"Senior brother......" Zhun Ti was speechless.
The guide was still under the influence of the dog stroke, and he couldn't get rid of it, and he was dedicated to speaking to Xie Yun.
Uncomfortable, saint, when did you suffer this grievance?
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At the gate of the Chang'an Palace, Li Shimin was also shocked, Gao Jian, the Taoist is really extraordinary!
From now on, without the permission of the government, those who leave their homes without permission will be punished as exiles! If the people go to become monks, will the country still be a country?
Later, he will find the prime minister and Du Xiang to implement this decree this morning, and Li Shimin secretly made up his mind in his heart.
"Buddhism only wishes to purify all sentient beings, and has no other heart, uncle, you have to go to Daxitian to ask the Buddha to get an accurate answer to this question. Guanyin Bodhisattva said slowly.
"Leave that question aside for now, and answer my third question. Xie Yun's eyes lit up, this question had bothered him for a long time, and now he could finally ask himself.
Guanyin Bodhisattva felt a bad premonition.
What kind of moth does Uncle Xiao want to do, what kind of tricky problem is there.
PS: Sign the contract in these two days, two changes a day after signing the contract, if there is a recommendation, ten thousand changes a day.