Chapter Ninety-Seven: Cheap Master
"Grandpa, I want to kill you!"
This thing hugged the old man, sticky like kraft candy, and the young man passing by got goosebumps, and said in his heart that he had never seen such a brazen person.
How could one be willing to fight and the other to suffer, Grandpa Sun ate his set, and only ate his set. If you change someone else, you will knock on someone's leg with a lonely crutch.
"Climb away! You don't even make a phone call, you don't have to coax Lao Tzu. Grandpa Sun tried to keep his face straight and not let his face folds squeeze out the flowers.
"Hehe, isn't this afraid of your scolding!" He still had a hippie smile, rubbed his shoulders and hammered his back, served tea and poured water, and his doglegs were like a translator behind Taijun.
"Hmph!" the old man stopped putting on a face.
The grandson came back from afar, just pretending. A strong decoction every three days, who dares to say that this is not the filial piety of a good grandson?
"Went to your master's?"
"Not yet, just get out of the car and run to you. ”
"Then hurry up and come back at noon for dinner. ”
"Okay!"
Lao Qin turned his head and left, but was stopped by the old man again: "Wait a while!
He blinked: "This day...... It's hard for me to deliver anything. ”
- The Midyear Festival is not as good as other days, at this time, bring two bottles of wine and a pound of meat, and if you can't keep it, you have to be misunderstood by the master's family, is this a guest or a curse on the dead people in our family?
"Don't worry about those, our age is one day less than one day, come~" Grandpa Sun greeted, took him to grope out two small jars of wine in the secret cellar of the warehouse, thought about it, and put back one jar......
"Give this to him, and let him come to Lao Tzu if he dares to find fault!"
Qin Zhan turned out a rag and wiped it, but saw that the mouth of the altar was sealed with cellar mud and the body of the altar was rough, as rough as the earthen urn used for pickling pickles in China.
But he didn't care about this, Grandpa Sun said yes, then it must be OK, what are you afraid of if someone supports him? He is not too dirty, and he just walks away in his arms like a shopkeeper.
Li Bazhi's shop is still the same, but the gap in the wooden signboard seems to be larger. There were a few cars parked in front of the door, one of which was a Ford Mustang.
Widening, heightening, and refitting against the fire, if it weren't for the different colors, Lao Qin would have wondered if someone who didn't have long eyes had stolen his girl here.
The shopkeeper still remembers him, after all, he chased this product from here to Grandpa Sun's plaster shop, and he couldn't be impressed.
"Is Master here?"
"In the backyard, you wait. ”
Lao Qin said that he was tired, and then looked at the chain piles and bamboo and wood targets in the corner with great interest.
"What's the matter?" said a Beijing accent behind him.
This thing loves to learn to speak, Venice Beach stayed for a long time and returned to Chinatown, and the accents of Tiannan and Haibei sounded lively, so he turned around and said: "Oh!
The person behind him was not tall and lean, but only a pair of eyes were sharp, and the two sides looked at each other, and the other party's eyes quickly fell on the counter behind Lao Qin.
"Zhike brought you here?" the thin man's tone became cold and hard, his eyelids rolled, and his already sharp eyes flashed a little fierce.
"Who are you?" he said inexplicably, and said in his heart that this kid is a dog?
"What are you pretending to be, Sun thief, you have the ability to rush at your uncle......"
"Shut up!"
Without waiting for the thin man to finish speaking, Li Bazhi shouted and paced out.
"Dad! This grandson is here to find fault! Don't you see what he brought!" the other party was still not convinced, and pointed to the earthen urn and said to Li Bazhi.
Lao Qin knew that this was a misunderstanding, so he hurriedly bowed to the cheap master and said, "Master, this is Sun ......." ”
"This old thing, he did it on purpose!" Li Bazhi interrupted with an angry wave, pointed at the thin man again, and said, "My third child, you call it Senior Brother." ”
"Hello senior brother. ”
"This is my newly accepted registered disciple, named Qin Zhan. ”
"Hey, this is not a big water that has washed the Dragon King Temple! Little junior brother, brother, my mouth is fast, don't go to your heart!" Li Laosan seemed to change his face, and immediately became cordial again.
"The shop is small, don't leave this pestle, boy, come with me. Li Bazhi glared at his son and beckoned the cheap apprentice into the backyard.
It was the first time for Lao Qin to enjoy this treatment, and in the past, he used to find an open space in a small shop to demonstrate, and the cheap master pulled a few more beards, and waved his hand at random with a few words.
"This is the eldest of my family, this is the second, you have to call ......" Li Bazhi was in trouble.
He and Grandpa Sun are of the same age and generation, and they can talk about each other between "relatives" and "teachers", but it will be embarrassing to come to his son-
Could it be that an apprentice calls him master, but calls him his son uncle?
The backyard is not big, full of eleven people, and the little children are still running wildly, but the rest of the adults have thought of this problem, and they are all frowning and thinking about it for a while.
"Ahem!" Lao Li Tou coughed, waved his hand and said, "You should still call it Senior Brother." ”
This thing is very obedient, and he hugged his fists one by one to say hello: "Senior brother, second senior brother, Sha ...... The third senior brother, and the sisters-in-law, my name is Qin Zhan. ”
This bald mouth, everyone in the small courtyard has different expressions:
Boss Li's face was strange, he wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh; Li Lao Er was helpless and touched his bulging belly; Li Lao San rolled his eyelids vigorously, you are Senior Brother Sha! Your whole family is Senior Brother Sha!
"Okay, come here!" Lao Li had a headache.
Although the apprentice was led into the backyard for only five minutes, he would rather be laughed at by his old rival than take this stinky boy out - his son and his master, the old Li family is planning to learn from the experience?
Lao Qin followed with low eyebrows, and behind him was Li Laosan, who was a thief with eyebrows and rat eyes.
I haven't seen him for half a month, so the cheap master naturally has to take the test. Lao Li didn't say much, just kept chewing his cheeks, and made up his mind to save up enough saliva to find faults.
......
Half an hour later, Qin Zhan regained his breath and stood quietly with his hands down.
Li Laosan seems to have become a senior brother, scratching his ears and cheeks and wanting to speak, how can he be in front of his father, how can he have the qualifications to speak if he doesn't open his mouth when the master doesn't speak.
As everyone knows, Li Bazhi was excited as if he was hugging his grandson, and said in his heart, what a heaven and earth, we finally have a place to use as a master!
"Got a spar with someone?" "Let's find a book .xunshu8.
"I've just been practicing for two days, and I've found a boxer to be a sparring partner. ”
"Hmm~~. ”
The cheap master pretended to be deep, and wanted to brush his beard but found that he had already been wiped out by himself, so he had to quietly swallow the saliva that had accumulated for a long time, and after moistening his throat, he said:
"I know the environment of our Chinese in Eagle Sauce, and I also understand the purpose of your purpose of finding someone to practice, but understanding is understanding, and what you should say when you are a master has to be said. ”
Lao Qin nodded yes, and found that Li Laosan was squeezing his eyebrows at him behind his father, exaggeratedly imitating his father's expression.
"First, you're too greedy! From the moment you press your palm, there's only an empty shelf, visible and intangible, why are you learning so many moves?
"Second, be impatient! You don't have time to practice, and you go to fight against others before you have a solid foundation, and your movements are out of shape! If you don't correct it, you can't change it in this life. ”
"Third, the mind is uncertain. What is the use of being slow when you pay attention to the intention first? If you don't have your mind, you won't be able to realize the true meaning of boxing if you practice it 10,000 times. ”
Li Bazhi said that his eyebrows were dancing and his mouth was like a river, watching the cheap apprentice nodding like a chicken pecking rice, looking like a god and empowering, and excitedly pulled a strand of hair.
The cheap master was so hilarious that he didn't notice that his youngest son had been making trouble behind him, until Li Laosan couldn't hold back his laughter and was squeezing his eyebrows and glaring when he was discovered by his father.
So Lao Li was angry, rolled his eyes, and asked in a strange way: "Do you have an opinion?"
"No, no. Li Laosan is used to it, and he says no, but every movement of the whole body is expressing a meaning: we just have opinions!
Lao Li raised his hand without saying a word, Xiao Li whined and screamed, and the loach was like a loach in the gap between the wooden stakes, and after a few steps, he rushed to the door and fled, and his father began to pick his hair again.
After all, when he was old, Lao Li couldn't catch up with his son and began to scold the street, and when he scolded enough, he called his apprentice to come forward and give him guidance one action after another.
"Didn't the delivery room hold the wrong child in the first place? This kid looks like Lao Tzu's seed. 」
Li Bazhi was angry when he thought of his youngest son, and he was happy when he saw the cheap apprentice, if it wasn't for the fact that Li Laosan was born on the day he was born and there was a woman in the hospital, he really doubted that he had hugged someone else's child by mistake.
"Keeping the center, using the middle, this is the core of the little thought, where are your elbows crooked? I didn't do this last time I saw you, why do you still practice more and more and go back!"
According to the rules, when the master teaches the named disciples, he can use his mouth to speak, and he can also show the actions to the apprentices, but he can't teach them by hand.
But at this time, Li Bazhi can't take care of so much, the good seedlings are crooked, and if he doesn't give him now, it will be difficult to change it in the future.
"Master. Lao Qin felt the need to explain the reason.
"My sparring partner was a boxer, and he came with a flat hook, and I wasn't sure how to catch it with my side palm, so I figured out how hard to put my hands out. ”
Li Bazhi shook his head and said:
"The situations encountered in actual combat are so strange that it is useless for me to be here with hindsight, you only need to remember eight words: step by step, and it will come naturally. ”
"Small thoughts are the process of laying the foundation, and the pursuit is the body, the form, and the mind. As for the use of moves in combat, that's after you've learned how to find the bridge. ”
"Take the carpenter's profession as an example, the wood is dense and the grain is smooth, and the boil cannot be used no matter how hard it is. If it is a tree, it should take root and become a tree, and do not think about growing directly into the appearance of a wooden stake. ”
......
Li Bazhi's earnest teaching opened the wild child's eyes.
The system will use a virtual person to tell Lao Qin the "shape" of the sheep and horses, and can also use bioelectric simulation to let him experience the "force" used when he is zazai;
But the system doesn't tell him where to focus his attention, where to focus, where to look.
In addition, the cheap master also knows how to teach students according to their aptitude, and knows that the apprentice doesn't want to be bullied, so when he explains the moves, he often mentions a few words of usage and play, and Lao Qin is fascinated when he listens.
One is enjoyable to teach, the other is serious about learning, and the time is noon before you know it. Thinking that Grandpa Sun was still waiting for him, Qin Zhan had to say goodbye and leave.
"Little junior brother, do you want to go out for a ride?" As soon as he went out, Li Laosan's voice came.
Following the prestige, he was sitting on the roof of the Ford Mustang at the door, throwing his car keys, looking cynical, looking like a black second-generation.
"Third Senior Brother, is this car yours?" Lao Qin seemed to have met a confidant.
"Cool, come up and take you around. Li Laosan leaned and slid off the roof of the car.
"Then you don't have to. Senior brother, you don't know, my Mustang is also a modified version of the top fire, and it is parked in the parking lot at the corner of the street. The two of us are really fateful. ”
"I'm so coincidental, walking, going to see your car. Li Laosan is obviously also a wild horse enthusiast, and he is restless when he mentions his car, as if two wild horses can give birth to a little wild horse together.
"Senior brother, go ahead, Grandpa Sun is still waiting for me. ”
"It's boring. Li Laosan opened the car door and got in, poked his head out again, and said, "Call Senior Brother Taiwaidao, and call Third Brother in the future!"
"Third Brother ......"
The corners of Lao Qin's mouth twitched, he had always felt that "two" was not good, and he really didn't find that there was a problem with the number "three".
But Li Sange feels good about himself, like a troubled boy who has received the first horse. As a result, he was caught by Lao Li, who sneaked up to the front, and smoked him and howled wolf.
The midyear festival sacrifice had to wait until it was dark, so he was not in a hurry to leave in the afternoon, the two of them chatted while eating, and the old man even asked him if he wanted to drink some wine.
This must not work!
The Eagle Sauce guy is not stupid, knowing that Chinese people like to drink two catties every festival, he has been asked to walk in a straight line on the way here, and he has to go to see Vivian in the afternoon, how dare he touch wine?
He was not yet 21 years old, and his license was revoked and he was sentenced to community labor for drinking, but this is nothing compared to the punishment of drunk driving, where the punishment for repeat offenders is to go to the morgue to watch the autopsy of a person who died in a car accident!
Guaranteed to be bloody and unforgettable.
......
During the banquet, Qin Zhan babbled about what happened during this time, but he omitted the bad breath man and Laka, he didn't want the old man to worry about himself when he was old.
When talking about Kume Chiyo, the old man suddenly asked him, "Your baby really has no idea about that little girl?"
"No, I just want to help her, don't you see, the little girl is as thin as a firewood stick, one blue and one purple on her arms, and there is only one set of clothes. ”
"Well, thin, that's not good, thin can't give birth. ”
"Hey, grandpa, you forgot, I have a girlfriend. He couldn't cry or laugh, and said in his heart what does this have to do with birth and raising, how can he feel that the old man is not on the same channel as himself at all?
Grandpa Sun was old, drank a few sips of wine, and after a while, he became sleepy, Lao Qin helped him to the bed, covered him with a quilt, and then left the pharmacy with light steps.
He observed carefully, the old man's face was ruddy and full of energy, and it seemed that he had used the strengthening soup regularly as instructed, and it was best not to let his hard work be in vain.
Look at the time, it's almost time to go to Vivien. What Qin Zhan didn't expect was that Li Laosan really let go to the parking lot, two birds of prey lined up side by side, he stood on the roof, and asked with a smile:
"Little junior brother, join Hongmen!"
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