Chapter 82: What a Cheap Bird
Hua Fengchun got up and checked the cell door, which was made up of wood, each as thick as a thigh.
Hua Fengchun looked at the wood, then at the palm, and thought to himself, if he used the wind and thunder palm and hit him three times or five times, he should be able to break the wood.
Hua Fengchun raised his palm, took a deep breath, and was about to hit the wind and thunder palm, when suddenly, he saw two Taoist priests outside, staring at him with gloomy faces.
Hua Fengchun hurriedly put away his palm and almost flashed his waist.
The two Taoist priests said, "What, you want to escape from prison?"
"No, no, my hair is messy, tidy it up," Hua Fengchun stretched out his palm and touched his hair.
A Taoist priest carried a birdcage and placed it outside the cell door.
There was a big parrot in the birdcage, the same parrot that pretended to be a white lady in the demon tower and deceived everyone.
Tianjizi pointed to the big parrot and shouted, "It's this beast, if it weren't for it, we wouldn't be in the middle of the scheme." When I get out, I'm going to bake it and eat it!"
Not to be outdone, the big parrot shouted at Tianjizi: "Even if you old man also wants to eat me, do you have those teeth? ”
The big parrot turned around, pointed its butt against Tianjizi, poofed, and let out a stinky fart.
Tianjizi covered his mouth and pointed at the big parrot: "Don't be arrogant, when Lao Tzu goes out, it will be the day you go to the grill." ”
Hua Fengchun said beside him: "Yes, Master, bake it, put more cumin and chili noodles." ”
Big parrot: "Don't fight if you have the ability, come out." ”
Hua Fengchun: "If you have the ability, you can come in." ”
"You come out. ”
"You come in. ”
"It's a bastard who doesn't come out. ”
"What doesn't come in is the big sand sculpture. ”......
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi and the big parrot were separated by the prison door, chattering and scolding.
Xu Zixian sat on the side, wow, and cried.
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi ignored the parrot, turned their heads and asked Xu Zixian: "What's wrong with you?"
Xu Zixian wiped his tears, "I think of my mother, if my mother is gone, there will be no point in my life, let me die now." ”
Saying that, Xu Zixian was about to hit the wall.
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi hurriedly grabbed Xu Zixian, "Don't think about it, there is no flame mountain that you can't pass." There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat is naturally straight to the bridge. ”
The parrot said outside, "Don't comfort him, his wife is dead." ”
"Shut up!"
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi roared at the parrot together.
The parrot fluttered its wings and shouted, "I won't shut up, you have the ability to bite me, bite me." ”
Hua Fengchun shook her head, "I've never seen such a cheap parrot. ”
"Your name is Xiao Cheap, right?" said Tianjizi.
The big parrot's eyes glared, "You are called Xiao Cheap, and your whole family is called Xiao Cheap." My name is Po, baby's treasure. ”
"You should change your name to Ah Cannon, the cannon of Mountain Artillery. ”
"You're old, and you want to change my name, you're on the street. ”
"Who are you scolding?"
"You can't even hear me scolding you, you're really an old sand sculpture. ”
Tianjizi and Ah Bao scolded each other through the prison door again.
Xu Zixian was upset and roared: "Don't make any noise!"
Everyone looked at Xu Zixian.
Xu Zixian burst into tears, "My mother is about to die, please help me find a way to save my mother, even if I give up my life, I am willing." ”
Hua Fengchun attached to Xu Zixian's ear and said softly: "Don't worry, when this parrot falls asleep, I will open the prison door, and we will sneak out quietly to save your mother." ”
Ah Bao looked at Hua Fengchun, "Hey, I advise you, don't play tricks, otherwise you will only be the one who suffers." ”
Xu Zixian said: "What if this parrot doesn't sleep all night?"
Hua Fengchun: "Impossible, let's just stare at him like this, it won't be long before he has to fall asleep." ”
Hua Fengchun, Xu Zixian, Tianjizi, and the Little Demon King opened their eyes wide and glared at Bao.
Ah Bao was a little confused and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Hua Fengchun They don't speak, their eyes don't blink, and they beat you with their eyes.
"I'm rubbing, isn't it just staring, who wouldn't," Po also glared.
The four people and one bird stared at each other like this, and they stared at each other for about two hours, but they couldn't hold it anymore, and they fell asleep before they knew it.
............
There was a loud bang, waking Hua Fengchun up, Hua Fengchun opened his eyes and saw that the sunlight was shining through the window into the dungeon, and it was already the next morning.
The dungeon is a semi-basement structure, with a small portion exposed above ground.
Hua Fengchun patted Tianjizi and Xu Zixian beside him, "Wake up, wake up." ”
Tianjizi and Xu Zixian woke up, and when Xu Zixian saw the morning, he was so anxious that he cried:
"Lady, girl, girl!"
Tianjizi covered Xu Zixian's mouth, "Don't make noise, don't wake up that parrot." ”
Tianjizi's reminder was still late, and Po was woken up, shaking his head and blinking his eyes.
"It's dawn, it's okay, let's continue to consume, and I'll finish the task by noon, persistence is victory." ”
Ah Bao stared intently at Hua Fengchun and them, and at this time, he heard the screams of the Taoist priests coming from the door.
"What's going on?"
The four of them looked at the door together.
I saw a young woman in green clothes, in a hurry, breaking into the dungeon.
The Taoist priests guarding the dungeon tried to stop her, but she used her fists and kicks to beat the Taoist priests with blue noses and swollen faces, and they fell to the ground.
"Wow, heroines, heroines," Tianjizi sighed.
The Taoist priests fought with this woman, and found that they were not this woman's opponent at all, pretending to be dead, and running away, no one dared to stop this woman.
The woman walked to the prison door, her eyes were like torches, she looked at Hua Fengchun and them, and asked, "Where is my sister?"
"Who's your sister?"
"White lady. ”
"She's not here. ”
This woman is a quick temper, I heard that the white lady is not in the dungeon, and before Hua Fengchun and they finished speaking, she turned around and was about to leave.
Xu Zixian grabbed the railing of the cell door and shouted, "Don't go, don't go, girl, I seem to recognize you." ”
The woman stopped and looked at Xu Zixian.
Xu Zixian smiled: "You are Xiaoqing, right? I am Xu Zixian, we have met in Broken Bridge." ”
"After all this time, you can still remember me. ”
"I will never forget a beauty like you. ”
"Don't be poor, what about my sister?" Xiaoqing was very anxious.
Xu Zixian said: "The lady was locked up by those stinky Taoist priests, Xiaoqing, you let us out, we will go with you to save my lady." ”
Xiaoqing pulled out the sharp sword at his waist and cut the iron lock on the cell door in one fell swoop.
Rushing out of the cell, they were all very excited.
Tianjizi clenched his fists, looked around, and shouted: "Where is that stinky mouth parrot, I want to roast it and eat it!"