Chapter 131: Strange Old Man
When the Monkey King heard this, he gave a thumbs up: "This can also be guessed, the third brother is really a genius of the world!"
Ai Surf: "Actually, it's very simple, since this cave hides such a big secret, it is naturally not enough for outsiders. Moreover, the monkey wine is so delicious, if it is allowed to come and go freely, where will there be any left?"
The Monkey King laughed and said, "The third brother is really thoughtful! This cave is a forbidden place in my Monkey Sect! Except for this king, no monkey is allowed to enter, including my wife and children." ”
Ai Surf waved his hand: "Thank you big brother for your love!"
The Monkey King laughed and patted Ai Surfing on the shoulder: "Third brother is not welcome, I wish you good luck." ”
After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pressed on the hidden recess of the cave wall, and a passage one meter high and one foot wide was quickly formed.
The cool and dry wind blows in the face in an instant.
Ai Surf resisted his curiosity, and after thanking the Monkey King again, he bent down without saying a word.
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Ai Surf groped his way through the long, dark passage, and after about ten minutes, the light returned.
Finally reached the exit!
Ai Surf was excited, and immediately bowed down and walked briskly.
As soon as he got out of the hole, he suddenly found an old face with ravines and ravines, with long unkempt hair, staring at him with blazing eyes.
In addition to being frightened, he immediately flew backwards, and almost fell down in a hurry.
"Boy, where did you come from, where are you going, why are you so embarrassed?" a gong-like voice suddenly came out of the scorpion crawler's face.
"Come where you should be, go where you should go!" Ai Surf stood still and looked directly at the strange man who suddenly appeared.
By the way, you just said that it was thanks to the old man, what do you mean by that?"
"It's not your fault that you're ugly! But it's your fault that you don't stay at home and come out to scare people!"
"What? You say the old man is ugly?"
"Uh-huh! With your shocking appearance, can you still have a half-dime relationship with Handsome?"
In terms of war of words, no matter which world it is, there are probably not too many people who can compete with Ai Surf.
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"Wow Ka Ka Ka, I'm really angry! A handsome and dashing person like us who is in the wind, how many times have you ever been in the wind? You actually opened your eyes and said nonsense! I'm afraid it's because of envy, jealousy, and hatred, right?"
When Ai Surf heard this, he couldn't help but gasp: "Shhhhh
"The old man is just telling the truth, why is he shameless?"
"Messy chicken nest head + scorpion crawler face, dare to call it handsome in vain? This handsome pot boasts that he is invincible in the world with his 'thick skin', and he can compare with you, it's just a small thing! Don't just bow down! Disrespect, disrespect!"
The old man looked up to the sky and laughed: "No courtesy, no courtesy! Young people also have self-knowledge, but they must be ashamed and then brave!"
"Shame and courage? This appearance is born from nature, can it be changed the day after tomorrow?"
Ai Surf cross-examined and muttered secretly: Isn't this old man from country H in our global village? That is a country famous for plastic surgery! Moreover, he is also very brazen!
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"You kid has long hair, but your knowledge is short, right? Why can't you change it the day after tomorrow? Look at my extremely distinctive long hair, and this handsome face that has been deliberately soaked in medicine, is it very stylish?"
"Stylish, indeed stylish! It's rare in the world, and it's almost shocking!"
"The kid has a good heart, and his eloquence is still so-so!" It's a pity..."The strange old man couldn't help but shake his head and sigh while looking at Ai Surf.
"What's the pity?"
"It's a pity that it looks too good for the audience! The face is too white, and it's too smooth, and the length of the hair is enough, but it's too smooth, and it lacks a kind of crippled beauty!"
"Uh..."
Ai Surfing, who was hit hard, couldn't help but laugh----
Dare to love this old boy's aesthetics, which is the opposite of the world?
Haha, interesting!
I don't know, is he the master in the mouth of the big brother of the monkey king?
I'll give him a try.
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Ai Surf was about to open his mouth to test, but he didn't expect the strange old man to be very enthusiastic: "If you kid is not satisfied with his appearance, the old man can reshape it for you! Don't worry, it will definitely make you unrecognizable!"
"Unrecognizable? uh, forget it, the kid is very happy with the way he looks now. ”
"You're still very satisfied with this creamy little student's appearance, boy, you have to think clearly, you are a martial artist, and you want to dominate the rivers and lakes. It should seem powerful, right? How can you be in the same mold as those losers who are in the Fengyue place?"
"Martial artist, how do you know that I am a martial artist? Do you have a pair of fiery eyes?" Ai Surf began to slowly get to the point.
"I can't talk about the fiery eyes, but the absolute eyes are vicious! Tell me, how did you find that secret path, and what did you do with that monkey?"
After some nonsense, the strange old man asked the doubts in his heart.
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"Well, so you're the old monkey's master?"
"The old monkey has told you everything? What about the secrecy that he said he had? Is it honest to be a man?"
"You're all wrong!"
"It's all wrong, what do you say?"
"First, the monkey didn't tell you about it, he only said about the true fire of samadhi, second, the monkey didn't want to keep it a secret, he just had to do it, and third, the monkey wasn't human. ”
"Do you have to be strong? No, with your level of force, you shouldn't be the opponent of that monkey?"
"That old monkey is very powerful, and it is indeed far from being its enemy! But what about its child? No matter how bad the boy is, it is still not much of a problem to take down a little monkey who has just completed the moon, right?"
"Then you threaten the little monkey's life and force the monkey to tell the secret of the true fire of samadhi and let it open this passage?"
"Clever!"
"But how did you know that the monkey had the true fire of samadhi?"
"Monkey wine!"
"Monkey wine? Yes, it tastes very special. ”
"You've tasted it too?"
"Well, the monkey is still grateful, and a few months after leaving, he made a special trip to the old man to bring monkey wine brewed with three bamboo tubes and Samadhi real fire. ”
"Do you want to own this wine for a long time?"
"Of course I want to!
"Then teach me the true fire of Samadhi, and the boy promises to let you drink monkey wine every day!"
"Every day?"
Of course, only half a bamboo tube can be provided per day. ”
"Why is it so little? Half a bamboo tube is only half a catty, how can it be enough for three meals? Why are you so stingy?"
"It's not that it's a door, it's because the raw materials for sake brewing are so hard to find. ”
"The primeval flood forest is so big, and the medicinal materials are inexhaustible, you actually say that the raw materials are not easy to find?"