The 15th time, my dad came, and my dad was stupid

This morning my whole family and my friend's family moved out of the hotel because my dad wrote to us that he had bought the estate in Lingnan County. Dad also said let's all move back home quickly.

It was about 9:14 a.m. A large group of us came to the manor where my father was.

My mother liked it very much, and my father happily ran into my father's arms to be coquettish.

It turned out that my father's occupation in the past period of time was actually a corpse chaser.

When we came back, we were still wearing yellow uniforms. I walked over curiously, hugged my father, and asked:

"Dad, why are you wearing a Taoist robe? It doesn't look like you're pretending, are you playing for real?"

My dad hugged me and said with a smile:

"That's not it, Dad isn't in disguise today. Dad was a Taoist priest during this time. And it's a corpse chaser. Dad has already done five orders. I've been to a far place. Now I don't have any work, and I'm free. I have also been paid my wages, so I have come to you. The gourd hanging around Daddy's neck told Daddy that you were in this place, so I found it according to the location. I think this Lingnan County is good! Although the climate is hot, the fruits are abundant, which is good. ”

My mother was very clever, and she said to us on a whim:

"Well, let's turn the estate into an orchard, specializing in grape cantaloupe and stuff. A variety of tropical fruits are good. Since then, our serious profession is to open a fruit store, and we are not bad as fruit wholesalers. ”

Tianbao smiled and said:

"Uncle is really amazing. When we first came to this place, my uncle had the money to buy a manor, and I was so envious. I would also like to have my own estate. I want to be a big boss, I want to own lots and lots of real estate, and land. I'm going to be this big businessman. ”

Tianbao's mother also smiled and said:

"In that case, Tianbao, you should work harder! Mom will play with Huanhuan's mother. Huanhuan Mom, let's open a fruit food processing factory. After all, these things are easy to deteriorate, and they can be stored for a long time after processing. It's going to be more convenient for business!"

My mom nodded and said:

"yes, a food processing plant sounds great, and that's good for building ten. ”

Oudu smiled and said, "Then I'll be a manager!"

Not to be outdone, Oudu's mother said:

"That needs a transportation link, so I'll do this. I went to prepare the convoy and packed our goods for shipping. I think it's also necessary. Anyway, I'm just doing logistics services. I guess I can make a lot of money. ”

Bai Lili also smiled and said:

"Like Odo, I'm also a manager in a food processing plant. I like to go to work on a regular basis. ”

Bai Lili's mother also smiled and said:

"My thoughts are just different from yours, I want to open a martial arts gym, you know, I'm a martial arts idiot, I think my martial arts foundation is also good, so I want to be a martial arts master, hehehe. But I'll eat more fruit from home, hehe. Of course I can eat for nothing, right? ”

Bai Tingting's mother also had a different idea, he smiled slightly and said:

"I'm a more literary person, you know, I like to sing, dance, paint and write. I'd better continue to do this, I can open a shop to sell my calligraphy. I'm also planning to start a dance troupe and perform everywhere. I'd better eat this bowl of rice!"

Bai Tingting also hurriedly said: "Then I am the same as my mother, I support my mother and I am also engaged in literature and art." ”

In the end, my mom concluded:

"Okay, as long as we live happily here, we can do anything. Everyone has to work hard. ”

All of us cheered and said yes loudly. The atmosphere suddenly stirred up, and it seemed that everything had already been decided.

But my dad coughed dryly and said:

"Actually, I have my own ideas. But I don't object to your various ideas of doing business, it's better to do literature and art if you want to do literature, and it's better to go to work if you want to go to work. I support my daughter-in-law, Huanhuan's mother's approach, but I want to be a corpse chaser. I think it's a lot of fun. I want to be a Taoist priest. And I don't want to go down the usual path. I've developed a strong interest in this industry. I want to live a completely different life than I used to. ”

When my mother heard this, she was very surprised and exclaimed, and said:

"Ah, it turns out that I misunderstood, you don't like fruit farms, don't you like to be a food processing factory? You don't want to engage in literature and art, you don't want to go to work, you just want to be a Taoist priest? Oh, you really have ideas, you just want to live an extraordinary life, don't take the ordinary road? Okay, then I also support you, and I will also be a Taoist aunt." So I'm going to be with you anyway. ”

Tianbao and Ou Du gave me a look and asked me to ask my father, what happened to him?

I shook it, and my father's arm said to him:

"Daddy, how did you live in the past? ”

My father nodded and explained to us slowly, don't shake off my hand, he sat down and drank tea, and said:

"Since I separated from Huanhuan's mother, I have been bored, so I went fishing, but I didn't expect to meet a fishing friend, in fact, there are many people next to me who come to fish. It was also when I was about to go home that I met this strange friend on the afternoon of the 16th day of fishing. "It's easy

My mother approached me and sat down on a high stool and asked curiously:

"Daddy, is this friend you met a man? is he a middle-aged man like you?"

My dad nodded to my mom and said:

"Yes, man. I hit him off at first sight. He also likes fishing, and he looks ordinary, with no characteristics of medium build. It's just that his eyes are very sharp, and his eyes are particularly vicious. Also, his family should not be relatively poor. Dressed not as well as me. I'm also dressed as an ordinary person. And he's just gotten hooked on this fishing activity, he doesn't know how to fish, I don't know how to fish, and the two of us can talk anyway. ”

Tianbao's mother walked up to look at my father and asked:

"Doesn't he have any intentions for you? Are you sure this man is reliable? ”

My dad blinked and thought about it, nodded and said:

"I don't think it's a problem, I have the same friendship with him! In the evening, while we were drinking and talking, he told me his secret. It turned out that he had done the job of chasing corpses in the past. I won't tell you that he is my master, and that he taught me his craft. ”

Tianbao, Oudu, and my mother were already very worried when they heard this.

My mom was concerned about my dad and asked:

"You make friends with an ordinary oil blender, just talk casually, don't believe it! Why did he become your master? Is it so good? Do you believe him so much? Don't trust others easily, you are just ordinary fishing friends. My God, I never dreamed that you would recognize a master after you went fishing. ”

My father, however, was very protective of his master and said:

"He even gave me two, his magic weapon. ”

Tianbao and Oudu asked very curiously and suspiciously:

"What magic weapon, or two?

My dad smiled and said triumphantly:

"One is the bell that is shaken! The shape is very special! The other is the Ruyi bag where the magic weapon is placed, which is actually a shoulder bag! I have this magic weapon bag, so I went somewhere to buy a lot of powerful magic weapons and put them in this bag. I'm all on my way with this shoulder bag. ”

Bai Lili's mother clapped her hands and said in surprise:

"Brother Gao, are you just mixed up in this business? You are really free and easy, you are really chic enough, just do what you say?"

My dad nodded and admitted:

"That's because of this coincidence? By the way, my master, my fishing friend, he's gone. I'm just interested, and now I think it's fun, and I'm already very interested. ”

My mother hurriedly asked, "Daddy, you don't understand, what can you do?"

My dad patiently explained:

"My master taught me. So I'll start with how I got the business, let me tell you, it turns out, he told me four places. I went to one of these places. It turns out that that place is equivalent to a centralized transit station. ”

Tianbao asked curiously:

"What's going on with that transit station?"

My dad patiently explained:

"There are a lot of bodies in there to transport. Some were simply packed, some were already packed in coffins, so I picked out some of the bodies of rich people who were packed in coffins. I'll take this kind of business, and then deliver the corpse cargo to the designated place, it's as simple as that. But. It's not a good road. Because you have to walk through mountains and mountains, trekking through mountains and rivers. ”

Bai Lili exclaimed: Oh my God:

"Uncle, you're too good, just do what you say? When has this been, you really did this kind of thing. It's too hard to trek through mountains and rivers, so there's no need to be worthless, so don't play. You're too playful, too. Don't do it, what if it's dangerous?"

Odu also advised my father:

"Uncle, I think you're a little stupid. You sit here and feel that people have crossed the mountains, it is really too hard, there is no need! Can you cheat? Why be so honest. ”

My dad disagreed, and said:

"Because there are rules in this industry, you should hide people's eyes and take this path. You can't just take a car and walk the road. This line of work has to be driven out according to the ancient law. I took five orders, and I was very tired after I was done. To be honest, I can say that I have gained a lot of insight in order to run five places. In fact, there were many dangers encountered on the way. ”

My mother hugged my father with a distressed look on her face, and my mother wanted to persuade my father, but my mother knew that my father would not listen, so my mother had to let him go.

My dad beamed and said:

"But now I'm interested, so I decided to keep going, because I was going to do it alone. But Huanhuan's mother wants to join me, and I don't object. It's also good to have multiple people as companions. Huanhuan, if you want to do it, you can also do it as a family of three. That's not bad. Let's be brave. Originally, the courage of the fallen father was bigger than usual, but now he has trained even more, hahahahahaha. ”