Chapter 106 The Three Realms Eat the Bull Demon King
Lin Fang pouted, "Since you are so envious, go back to find your sister-in-law, why did you come to me." β
"Yo, it looks like I'm really angry. The Bull Demon King teased, and then explained: "It's not that I don't come to see you, brother, but I haven't known that you are here for so many years!"
The Bull Demon King suddenly said in an educational tone: "It's not my brother, I, you, you did it yourself, originally our brothers worshipped, and the good ones shared the blessings and the difficulties."
But what about you? Are you doing what demons do? When you flew to the rank of official by yourself without saying a word, our brothers were staring at us on the ground, but you didn't squeak. β
Lin Fang had forgotten about this stubble, as if he had indeed ignored these people first.
This can't be blamed on Sun Wukong, who called him a wild monkey, how could he have thought that there was an official who could go to court.
That is, to get the approval of the court, and when you get carried away, you naturally forget to bring a few brothers.
The Bull Demon King continued to sigh, "Later, everyone was also old, and I also met your sister-in-law, everyone dispersed, each got married, and lived in seclusion."
Although it seems that you are crushed under the mountain, you don't know which mountain you are in. β
"Then why are you here this time?" Lin Fang asked again.
The Bull Demon King looked at Lin Fang with some embarrassment, "Brother, I actually came this time for your two sisters-in-law, I heard what new clothes you have here, and I want to bring them back to your two sisters-in-law." β
"Two sisters-in-law?"
Lin Fang looked at the Bull Demon King with a puzzled face, if he remembered correctly, the Bull Demon King's wife was only one Iron Fan Princess, when did there be two more sisters-in-law?
The Bull Demon King smiled evilly, and looked at Lin Fang with a 'you know' expression, "Man, how can there be no one who doesn't have three wives and four concubines?"
"Your jade-faced sister-in-law, I have to bring some good things, and your sister-in-law with an iron fan, I haven't been home for several years, and it won't look good if I don't go back, and the old lady is determined to quarrel with me when I go back, so I want to ask you for two beautiful clothes." β
Seven pursed his lips, despised the Bull Demon King very much, and immediately muttered, "Flower Heart!"
"Girl, you don't understand. When the Bull Demon King heard Qi's voice, he was not annoyed, and immediately smiled: "How can this man not be half-hearted, with three wives and four concubines? β
Lin Fang looked at the Bull Demon King, he didn't expect this guy to have such a deep comprehension?
I don't know if this is the case, anyway, there were three wives and four concubines in ancient times, and it seems that there were indeed very few divorces, and in modern one-on-one couples, there are more divorces.
No, where did the divorce come from before? Most of them are divorced, but under normal circumstances, they are married for the rest of their lives.
"Not really. At this time, he listened to Qi's retort: "The two who really love each other will be together for a lifetime after falling in love, they are destined to be two people, even if one person dies, the other person will keep waiting, no matter how long it has passed, they will welcome him back again." β
"Love, it is Kaoru Miyazono who pulls Arima Gongsheng out of the darkness;
Love is the sentence of the king and wealth to Qingtong, I will accompany you to see it;
Love, it is Yan Ruyu who accompanies the law to die of old age, sickness and death;
Love is Dongfang Yue's holding Tu Shanhong's hand through his chest;
Under the acacia tree, love never dies. β
The Bull Demon King looked at Lin Fang a little dumbfounded, "Monkey head, what's wrong with this girl? What is she? Old Niu, why can't I understand at all?"
"Ignore her. β
Lin Fang pouted, after watching "Fox Demon Red Lady" recently, this guy was talking about what acacia trees, shemales love each other, and Lin Fang's ears were about to be calloused.
The most annoying thing is that she keeps repeating and looping "Dream Return" every time, and she sings along with it.
Over time, songs would sound in Lin Fang's mind from time to time, even if the songs were not played, they still kept ringing, what thousands of rivers and mountains, I will accompany you to see, what your hand penetrates my entire chest, memory and love fill this heartΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·
Lin Fang was about to vomit.
"Anyway, the clothes the girls are wearing are pretty good, are they their beautiful clothes?"
At this time, the Bull Demon King looked at the clothes on the seven bodies, smacked his lips and said, "It's just not sexy, isn't the new clothes very sexy? It's too. β
"What's wrong?" said Seven with a blank face.
Seeing that the Bull Demon King was still looking up and down at Seven, Lin Fang immediately darkened his face, "You are here to look at this?" Then you go back and look at the two sisters-in-law." β
"Don't be angry!" The Bull Demon King came back to his senses and hurriedly said: "Monkey head, we have been friends for hundreds of years, how about bringing a hundred new clothes to my brother this time? But it's sexier than this." β
"There are many kinds of clothes, and it's not that they are not sexy, and a hundred sets are not a problem, but what good things can you come up with?" Lin Fang looked at the Bull Demon King and said.
"Good thing?" the Bull Demon King was stunned, "We brothers still need to see each other like this?"
Lin Fang pouted, who is a brother with you!
"If there is no good thing, if there is no good thing, go back and forth. β
The Bull Demon King's already dark face darkened even more, and he suddenly glared at Lin Fang with some distraction, "Monkey head, we have also been brothers for so many years, I think we were also good brothers who ate and drank together and urinated farther together."
I didn't expect you to ask me for benefits today, it's really hurtful to the brotherhood, it seems that you didn't treat my old cow as a brother at all. β
"Don't be so much, since you have heard about me, you know that I will not give clothes without good. Lin Fang looked up and down at the Bull Demon King.
He was thinking about what benefits the Bull Demon King could bring to himself.
Cattle in captivity?
Lin Fang shook his head when he thought about it, there was already a spirit pig, and it was too troublesome to raise a spirit cow in captivity, and there was no point.
"How did you know that I have new clothes?" Lin Fang suddenly remembered something and asked curiously.
At present, the only people who know that they have new clothes are the group of immortals and a few mortals, but the Bull Demon King is a monster!
Hearing this, the Bull Demon King explained, "I heard it from the fairy. Don't look at you Brother Niu like this, but in fact, the girls in the Three Realms are quite open-minded, and I am quite familiar with all the girls, many of them are my former girlfriends, so I knew about it for the first time. β
"So powerful?" Lin Fang looked at the Bull Demon King in surprise, he didn't expect this guy to be a master of picking up girls.
I really can't see it! This guy has thick skin, a dark face, and rough skin, and there are still fairies who can look at it?