General Tiger asked Hua Fengchun and them to perform the show, Tianjizi raised his hand, "King, I don't know how to perform the show, this stage is still for the three young people." ”

General Tiger stared at Tianjizi, "You don't know how to perform, so what will you do?"

Tianjizi thought for a while and said, "I can eat, drink, flirt, and gamble." ”

"What else?"

"Yes, yes, yes......"

Tianjizi is fragmented and can't say it.

General Tiger waved his hand, "Come, drag this old waste down, kill and eat meat!"

"I'll put on a show, I'll put on a show!"

Tianjizi's eyes widened and he raised his hand.

General Tiger said, "Aren't you from Africa? Just put on a show with African characteristics and show me." ”

"Yes. ”

Tianjizi was submissive, and at the same time cast a begging glance at Hua Fengchun for help.

Tianjizi doesn't even know where Africa is, let alone any programs with African characteristics.

Hua Fengchun said: "Then let's do an African hula dance." ”

Hua Fengchun found some blades of grass, made them into skirts, tied them around their waists, dressed up as African black girls, and began to twist and dance.

Tianjizi twisted his buttocks, and at the same time threw flattering eyes at the tiger general, as if to say, king, do you think I am beautiful, do you think I am a wave?

Tianjizi and they danced beautifully, and General Tiger sat on the side, his face became more and more gloomy the more he looked at it.

Suddenly, the tiger general raised his tiger claws and roared:

"Stop!"

Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun were inexplicable and stopped.

"It's disgusting, it's disgusting," General Tiger pointed to Tianjizi and shouted, "Come on, drag him down and slaughter him for meat!"

The two little demons were violent, and they had to hold down Tianjizi when they stepped forward.

Hua Fengchun hurriedly shouted: "King, you are angry, you don't like this hula, we can change the show." ”

General Tiger's face was darker than the bottom of the pot, "Give you one last chance, if the show doesn't suit my liking, I'll kill you all and eat meat!"

"Understood, understood. ”

Hua Fengchun looked at Tianjizi and the little devil: "Let's sing a song of Beyond's "Glorious Years". ”

Tianjizi and the little devil heard "Glorious Years" from the radio, nodded and agreed.

Brother Prawn hasn't heard of it, just stand aside and fill up the numbers.

Hua Fengchun and they stood in a row and sang in front of the tiger general:

The bell rings to call home

in his life

It seems to be a little embarrassed

Black skin gives him meaning

It is a lifetime of dedication to the fight against the complexion

Years turn possession into loss

Tired eyes with anticipation

Today there are only remnants of the shell

Welcome to the glory days

Hold on to freedom in the wind and rain

A lifetime of hesitation and struggle

Confidence can change the future

Ask who can do it

Woo~~~

Hua Fengchun sang very devotedly, and they were all intoxicated.

Suddenly, with a bang, Tiger slapped the table and shouted:

"What the hell are you singing about!"

Hua Fengchun said: "This is "Huang Hui Years", written by Huang Jiaju to Mandela. Oh, you Siberian tiger may not understand Cantonese, it's okay, there is also a Chinese version of this. ”

General Tiger couldn't help it, and flipped the table over, "Are you guys kidding me? Come on, give them to me ......"

The tiger general was just about to ask the little demon to catch Hua Fengchun and them, but the little demon panicked and ran into the yard.

“Boss，something is wrong，something is wrong！”

It's that English-speaking goblin again.

The tiger general was furious, slapped the little demon, and gave the little demon a slap.

"Don't give Lao Tzu a slap to death!"

The little demon was slapped by the tiger general, half of his face was swollen, and he changed it to Chinese, and said:

"Leader, it's not good, something is wrong!"

"What's the matter?" General Tiger asked.

The little demon pointed outside, "That cute uncle took his subordinates and came back to kill." ”

The master was defeated by the Tiger General and the Pig General, and led his disciples to escape from Daode Village.

The master paused and took a few breaths, and told the disciples: "Kong said to be benevolent, Meng said to take righteousness, as Confucian disciples, we can't bow to the evil forces, let's kill back, rush!"

The master shouted the slogan of the charge, and took his disciples back to Daode Village.

The little demons only cared about searching for Bao, and they didn't guard against the fact that the master would kill a horse pistol, and for a while, they were in chaos, and they were killed by the master and fled.

General Tiger was very angry and shouted: "That dead pervert is already a defeated general under me, and he still dares to be arrogant, watch me go and take his head!"

The tiger general was carrying the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, majestic, and was about to go to the master to fight.

The Tiger General walked to the door and stopped again.

Fighting alone, the tiger general may not be able to win the master, if you want to defeat the master, you have to have the pig general to help.

General Tiger turned around and looked at it, beckoning and shouting: "Old pig, go, fuck that dead pervert!"

The pig general grabbed the phoenix wings and was about to leave, when suddenly, holding his stomach, frowned.

"What's wrong?" General Tiger asked.

The pig general screamed, "My stomach hurts, it hurts to death!"

General Tiger frowned, "Old pig, at the critical moment, you can't drop the chain." ”

The pig general put down the phoenix wings and gilded the pistol, and waved his two hands there, and let out a humming cry from his mouth.

Hua Fengchun watched from the side, and the pig general screamed a few times and returned to normal.

General Pig let out a sigh of relief and said to General Tiger: "Big brother, I have sealed my stomach with true qi, let's go, let's beat him!"

General Pig was aggressive, and went out with General Tiger to deal with the master.

Hua Fengchun scratched his head in the corner, "That pig demon ate a whole box of poison, and it was fine." ”

Tianjizi asked Brother Shrimp: "Is your poison fake?"

Brother Prawn narrowed his eyes, "Everything in my shop is fake, except that poison is real, real." ”

"Could it be that the pig demon has cultivated to the point where it is invulnerable?" Hua Fengchun was puzzled.

At this time, there was a fierce fighting sound outside, and Hua Fengchun greeted Tianjizi, the little devil and Brother Shrimp, "Let's go, let's go and have a look." ”

General Tiger and General Pig got out of Brother Shrimp's black shop, came to the street, saw the master, didn't say a word, picked up the weapons in their hands, and went up to fight.

The Master put his right hand into his left sleeve and jerked it out, pulling out a long ruler.

"You monsters, if you have to force me, a cute teacher, to use a ring ruler, it's really a heinous and unforgivable crime!"

Although the master is five big and three thick, he takes the fresh and cute route, and a ring ruler has been sealed for many years, and he has never used it.

General Tiger sneered: "You dead pervert, you want to deal with us with a ring ruler, it's really ridiculous!"