Chapter 605: The True Gap Between Bai He and Zhang Feng
It's not that Zhang Feng is immoral.
It's really too much of a scumbag's temptation.
When the Shanren of Sheung Shui said that he had been in love for more than a thousand times, and finally it took him a hundred years to cultivate with peace of mind, Zhang Feng still felt that the Shanren of Sheung Shui was really a scumbag.
And he's a hesitant scumbag.
But now, after Zhang Feng understands the mystery of the scumbag book, he can't help but feel that it is really fragrant.
This is the only chance in life to turn the tables around!
No matter how bad your talent is, as long as you find a female monk with amazing talent and double cultivate, you will instantly get the same cultivation and talent as the other party!
Needless to say, Zhang Feng's talent is enough to get out in this life when he is trapped in the Qi refining period.
Once you have this scumbag treasure book, you can turn over and be the master overnight! Don't say anything about the Qi refining period, as long as a woman's cultivation is high enough, it is not impossible to enter a half-step infant overnight!
I just don't know if the Lord of the Fire Whispering Snow Peak will agree.
It's a pity.
This scumbag treasure book can only be cultivated once in a lifetime.
This made Zhang Feng feel the complexity of Sheung Shui's good people at that time.
There are so many options.
I want to choose them all, but this question can only be selected.
Speaking of which, Zhang Feng has considered a lot of objects.
Huo Linglong, Lan Yun, Mu Qiao'er, Li Yan, Dongfang Ling, the Holy Maiden of the Divine Court, Cardinal Li of the Yin and Yang Holy Land, and Mu Xiaodan and Ling'er of the Hundred Refining Sect...... As long as Zhang Feng is given time, it is estimated that he can break the record of a good person in Shangshui.
Among them, each of them is a generation of Tianjiao with amazing talents and amazing qualifications.
But Zhang Feng always felt that he could meet a better one.
Even in the face of Ling'er, the daughter of the Lord of the Spirit Realm and the reincarnation of the Great Seal of the Spirit Realm, Zhang Feng couldn't help but think about whether he would encounter a better one.
Although this kind of evil is indeed hard to come by, but what if you encounter it, it will be better.
I won't regret dying when the time comes?
Don't forget, I've only been cultivating for more than three years now, and I've encountered this kind of demon, so I don't know what kind of existence I'll encounter in the future.
And on the other hand, Zhang Feng really can't do anything to a seven or eight-year-old girl...... Although think about it a little bit...... But it's also too perverted.
Although I Zhang Feng is shameless and dirty.
But not so perverted.
I, Zhang Feng, am a scumbag.
But he is also a scumbag with dignity, dreams and pursuits.
Everything I do is just to become a better version of myself and find the other half of my dreams.
Therefore, Zhang Feng gave up Ling'er and Mu Xiaodan......
Facing Shirakawa's gaze.
Zhang Feng was silent for a long time: "You may not believe it when you say it, I am the scumbag in your mouth......"
"Hahaha, brother, you're the second person I've ever seen so good at bragging. Bai He smiled and patted Zhang Feng's shoulder, "With your ordinary appearance and cultivation, are you worthy of being a scumbag?"
"Brother, you may have been greatly stimulated, listen to me, although we look ordinary, but we must be well conditioned psychologically, otherwise if there is any problem in the brain, some hallucinations will be regarded as real......"
Zhang Feng: "......"
You're crazy!
Your whole family is crazy!
"But it's not your fault. Bai He sighed, "This world is so unfair!"
"You say, how am I doing to Mu Xiaodan?"
"Ever since I entered the sect, since the first time I saw her, I began to please her in every possible way. ”
"If there is anything delicious and fun, it is the first to think of her and run to give it to her. After learning to refine weapons, he even refined countless magic weapons for her. ”
"I have rejected countless female friars!"
When Bai He said this, he looked at Zhang Feng: "By the way, brother, what is your story?"
"I didn't. Zhang Feng shook his head.
Bai He: "It's okay, brother, I won't laugh at you, just tell me." ”
Zhang Feng: "......"
Why do you have to ask me?
I don't have any tragic stories!
Zhang Feng thought about it for a long time, and finally recalled a tragic story.
"When I was a kid, I was in the first grade...... Well, when I was in a private school in the mortal world, I had the least strength in the class, and I always lost when I wrestled with boys. Zhang Feng said slowly.
The sadness on Bai He's face dissipated a little, and he said clearly: "So those girls have been laughing at you, making you the most despised and bullied ...... in the class."
"No, no, no, I mean, then I can only wrestle with the girls, and finally touch the hands of the girls in the class, some girls still hold my hands with two hands and chest and wrench my wrists, and even bite my hands with their teeth, it feels very good, especially the class flowers...... "Zhang Feng recalled with a happy face, "By the way, in fact, I have a lot of strength, if I use all my strength at that time, the boys in the class are not my opponents." ”
White River: "???"
Am I special?
Have you been so shameless since you were a child?
Bai He originally wanted to hear Zhang Feng's sad story and make himself feel better, but at this moment, he suddenly found that Zhang Feng's story was completely different from his own......
After listening to Zhang Feng's story, Baihe felt even more uncomfortable.
I have been a licking dog since I was a child.
Look at people again, I've touched girls' hands since I was a child......
Bai He took a deep breath and continued: "I don't know, what is the difference between me and those scumbags!"
"Why can Zhang Feng make Mu Xiaodan like it at a glance!
"Brother, why do you say this?" Bai He touched his Mediterranean head and the general's belly, baring his big yellow teeth.
Zhang Feng: "......"
Zhang Feng prompted euphemistically: "It may be that in some aspects, you are not as good as Zhang Feng." For example, between a well-mannered scholar and a bearded homeless man, girls will choose ......"
"I understand, I understand!" Bai He patted his Mediterranean head, "Brother, you mean, I am inferior to Zhang Feng, it is talent!"
Zhang Feng was stunned: "No, no, no, I mean ...... looks"
"No, it must be talented!" Bai He sneered, "Xiao Dan, how can she be so superficial, how can she be the kind of bewitching slut who is attracted by her appearance. ”
"What she likes, it must be inside!"
"Besides, Zhang Feng's looks and I are actually similar. And don't look at me in the Mediterranean, this is a manifestation of strong male hormone secretion and strong ability! Zhang Feng's dense hair looks like an embroidered pillow, and it is useless!"
Zhang Feng: "!!"
I'm Cao, and there's still this saying?
For some reason, Zhang Feng became more and more happy when he listened to these words that belittled him.
"Yes, yes, you're right, the less hair, the stronger the ability!" Zhang Fengle touched his wig.
Just kidding, really want to say that.
I'm afraid he's the strongest man in the world.
Don't ask why.
Because of baldness.