Volume 1 The Top of the Sword Dao Holy Land Plum Megatron Divine Sword Villa Chapter 0103 The so-called gentleman is far away from the kitchen

Xie Feiyan saw Leng Xiangling Junrong crying, pear blossoms with rain, and his heart was full of concern and love.

The third young master thought to himself, those stories were just temporary fabrications by himself.

Xie Feiyan relied on the past in the library to read a few beautiful romantic romance novels of fairy swordsmen, ghosts, foxes, monsters, and other novels, and then used his imagination to combine his own image at the moment, so he made up that poignant love story, how could he make this beautiful and kind-hearted little girl cry.

No matter how you say it, you should laugh, not cry.

Xie Feiyan saw that Leng Xiangling was crying more and more sadly, the pear blossoms brought rain, and the crying resounded through the stove room, and even the cabbage in her hand fell to the ground.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the third young master immediately came to her side, picked up the cabbage on the ground, shook it in front of Leng Xiangling's eyes, stretched out his hand to pull Leng Xiangling to him, and smiled at it with a slight smile: "You are a good cabbage, you can only give me this pig in the future! ”

After the third young master finished speaking, he also learned a pig cry, lowered his head and arched to Leng Xiangling's body, the so-called little pig crashed,

Leng Xiangling's heart was pounding.

Xie Feiyan's funny appearance of pretending to be a pig finally made Leng Xiangling laugh.

Xie Feiyan stopped crying, and immediately stretched out his hand to snatch it away, the cabbage in Xie Feiyan's hand directly held the cabbage in his hand, hugged Xie Feiyan's head that was attacking her with both hands, stopped his absurd behavior, and smiled slightly: "I hate it, how can anyone describe a woman as a cabbage and compare himself to a pig!" Yes, you are a pig, you are a little pig!"

After Leng Xiangling finished saying this, she suddenly remembered why Xie Feiyan had the words "pig" and "cabbage".

There is a popular saying among the people that good cabbage is arched by pigs.

Xie Feiyan saw that Leng Xiangling was no longer crying, and there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth, so he immediately stretched out his hands to hold her two hands, and continued to smile: "I said Xiao Nizi, why are you crying! The words I told you are all poignant love stories that I usually see from those fairy swordsman, ghost fox and monster novels. The third young master combined these stories with an idea to make up a new beautiful love story, and if you were not careful, he tricked your tears out. No wonder some people say that women are made of water! In the past, I flipped through these poignant love stories in the library library, a book that tells the story of the fantasy knights of the rivers and lakes and temples, the protagonist is named Nie Feng waist Peixue drinking crazy knife, practicing the six tricks of Ao Han and the Demon Knife of Destroying the World, two of the world's most powerful and powerful knife techniques, although practicing the Demon Knife of Destroying the World, but Nie Feng is kind-hearted, humble and gentlemanly, courteous in writing, and has the reputation of the god of the wind"Snow Drinking Crazy Knife Walk". But Nie Feng was disheartened because of the loss of his sweetheart's second dream, and since then he has withdrawn from the rivers and lakes, incognito, and has not completed the agreement with the second dream, leaning on the building to listen to the wind and rain, and looking down on the rivers and lakes. I'm obviously a swordsman, but I fell in love with this swordsman, this is my favorite one of the countless Xianxia novels I've read so far, and it's also my favorite male and female protagonist; Bai Suzhen and the demon and the demon as their own mission of the Jinshan Temple presided over Fahai, Fahai also a shemale can not fall in love, has been preventing Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian from falling in love, resulting in Bai Suzhen and Fahai often have many supernatural power battles, is also one of the highlights of the book; Looking at the Potala Palace, where the reincarnated spirit child of the Buddha with long-cherished roots on the top of the snow-capped mountain practiced and comprehended the Buddhist scriptures, he lost the city and lived up to it. It is on the top of the Tianshan Mountains, on the top of the snowy peaks, a poignant and romantic love legend called "The Biography of Cangyang Gyatso". I combined these three poignant romance novels to have those words with you. I never expected that the original intention was to make you happy, but it made you cry! Third young master, what a sin, a sin, this time it is really a loss and a loss. ”

After Xie Feiyan finished speaking, he hurriedly pulled his hand out of Leng Xiangling's hand, wiped the tears on Leng Xiangling's face, and continued: "Haven't I left yet, what's there to cry about! Even if I really go down the mountain, it's not like I won't come back." I must go to the rivers and lakes, and I must go back home. It's just that this time, I don't know what year, month, and day I will be able to go home. Could it be that with the ability of the third young master of my Divine Sword Villa, I will still be hacked to death in the rivers and lakes. I am reluctant to die, there are so many people who love me in my family, there are sisters, fathers and mothers, and you! If I die, who will inherit Shenjian Villa in the future! Martial Arts Mythology Kendo Holy Land Shenjian Villa, a family that has been inherited for thousands of years, and a single seedling like me, who has been passed down for hundreds of generations, will put the burden of the rise and fall of the Xie family on me alone, which will really make me breathless! The martial arts myth kendo holy land on the other three continents can be said to be prosperous, and there are several branches within the family. How can I be so miserable, not to mention that no one in the world knows my existence, they all think that as long as anyone marries my eldest sister Xie Qingcheng, he can inherit the Divine Sword Villa, and become the new owner of the Divine Sword Villa, between the great rivers of the Xie family, and from then on to the peak of his life! Of course, except for Shen Lang, Li Yiren, and Demon Buddha Zichuan, except for the three of them, outsiders don't know the existence of the third young master of the Divine Sword Villa, even if they reveal my identity, I am not afraid, anyway, my identity will be disclosed sooner or later, everything will be natural. However, Shen Lang and Li Yiren, after all, are famous families, they don't do such boring things, expose my identity, and then let those people in the rivers and lakes for fame and fortune go crazy to chase and kill me. They are also counting on the completion of the sword path one day, and Deng Mei will personally defeat me and take back their father's sword in the Peach Blossom Forest Sword Shrine of Shenshan Villa. As for the Demon Buddha Zichuan, he is a high-ranking disciple of the Buddha Zen Tianshu of the Mahayana Bodhi Academy, not to mention that he himself is a supreme powerhouse in the realm of earth immortals, even if my father is not sure that he can defeat him with all his might, he will not reveal my identity! I guess his only wish now must be to find high feet everywhere in this world, and in the future, he will fight with the guardian god of Meishan and complete the agreement with my sister that night. Therefore, the third young master, no one will leak my identity on this trip to the sword rivers and lakes, and it will save me a lot of trouble! Otherwise, if I walk the rivers and lakes with the identity of the third young master of the Sword Villa, I will indeed become the target of the public and the prey that everyone wants to hunt. Some people on the rivers and lakes can do anything crazy for the sake of fame and fortune, and even do whatever it takes to achieve the goal. ”

Leng Xiangling saw Xie Feiyan confiding so much to her at once.

Xie Feiyan didn't tell her these things in the past, and she felt that Xie Feiyan was getting closer and closer to the time of going down the mountain, so what Xie Feiyan said became more and more heartfelt.

Leng Xiangling was also annoyed by herself, she was always angry, her mood fluctuations were very large, and she couldn't stand Xie Feiyan saying those heartfelt words, and she cried when she listened to it.

I don't know what to do, and I go deep.

Little Nizi, I'm emotional!

Leng Xiangling sorted out her emotions, in order to alleviate the sad atmosphere at this time.

She smiled, her smile like a flower, and since she knew that he didn't have much time left in Excalibur Villa, she should let him see her beautiful and sweet smile instead of always seeing her cry more and more.

Leng Xiangling smiled at Xie Feiyan and said, "It's all my fault, on the one hand, I know that the story you just told is too touching and makes me believe it." On the other hand, I knew that your days in Excalibur Villa were getting shorter and shorter, and my emotions were out of control, so I cried. I'm not a crybaby, it's just that I've been crying a lot all this time. I believe that neither Shen Lang nor Li Yiren will leak your existence, otherwise Shen Lang would have done it four years ago. Li Yiren and Shen Lang are the same, both of them are famous families, and they will never do these boring things that are worth themselves. As you said, they just want to defeat you in a dignified manner many years later, on the day of the completion of the sword, and as for other things, nothing seems to be of interest to the two of them. As for the Demon Buddha Zichuan, he didn't care about it. Speaking of the Demon Buddha, I remembered that there was another person who knew that you and Sister Yu Yan existed, and they were also from Xiniu Luozhou. It is in Xiniu Luozhou and the Mahayana Bodhi Temple, the Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty, the same famous Mofeng Ancient Road Taoist monk Mo Yunlai, I remember that when this monk came to the villa as a guest, I also poured tea for him personally!"

When Xie Feiyan heard Leng Xiangling's words, he suddenly remembered Mo Yunlai, stretched out his hand and patted his bare head, and laughed: "Oh, you look at my memory, I actually forgot him, I remember that he came to the villa as a guest many years ago, and I also joked that he was a demon monk who talked nonsense, and he said that Sister A was the little fairy who reincarnated in the sky and came to the mortal world to cross the catastrophe." I listened to his remarks at the time, and I began to count him! However, now I see Sister A's various magical powers, she is talented, she knows the language of beasts, and she controls all kinds of beasts. I have to believe what he said back then, because I also believe that Sister Ah is a fairy in the sky. ”

Leng Xiangling continued: "Speaking of this, I don't know how much I envy you. I don't know how many lifetimes you have cultivated, there are actually two fairy sisters who love you so much, spoil you, one is alluring to the country and the city, and the other is heaven and earth! So you have to remember, no matter where you are, you must go home, but there are two fairy sisters at home who love you the most, waiting for you to come back, listen to you, your non-smoking legend on the rivers and lakes. ”

Xie Feiyan heard Leng Xiangling's words, and immediately stretched out his hand, learning Xie Tingcheng's naughty actions to him, he used his left index finger to gently scrape Leng Xiangling's nose, and said with a slight smile: "Of course I want to come back, there are not only two fairy sisters waiting for me to come home, but also a little daughter-in-law, who is also waiting for me to come back!"

Leng Xiangling heard Xie Feiyan's love words, her face was red, and she was extremely shy, and immediately stretched out her hands and clenched them into pink fists, kept beating Xie Feiyan's chest, and said coquettishly: "I hate it." ”

Xie Feiyan stretched out his hand to hold it, Leng Xiangling's pink fists that seemed to massage and tickle, and continued to laugh at her: "Could this be the legendary little fist punching your chest! Or let me try it too, let me deeply feel the feeling of the little fist hammering your chest." I'm sure it's a wonderful feeling, but it can only be understood but not spoken, but it can be supernatural but not spoken. ”

Leng Xiangling listened to Xie Feiyan's ridicule, immediately turned around and walked away, and went to the stove to prepare the ingredients, she really couldn't go on, just Xie Feiyan's funny love words made her blush, and she didn't know how to answer, so she had to finish the business first.

Xie Feiyan knew that Leng Xiangling was shy, and no longer deliberately teased Leng Xiangling with frivolous love words, but gently came behind her, wrapped his hands around her little waist, poked his head out and smiled in her ear: "Xiangling, what are you going to do today to make up for me?" Oh, by the way, I have been burned by the flames of the Nine Turns of Fire Cloud Array in the Qiankun Creation Furnace these days, it is better to live than to die, so that the heavens should not be, and the earth and the earth are not spiritual. After I got out of the customs, my whole body was sore and my back hurt, my mouth was dry, my head was dizzy, my limbs were weak, and I had no energy to speak of. Xiangling, you see if there are any sheep kidneys, tiger kidneys, leopard kidneys in the stove room, especially sheep whips, tiger whips, bull whips, such big tonic ingredients. Let me eat enough at one time today, although I know that now I am bald and stronger, but I want to be strong and strong, to be a proud and proud man, and to be a super supreme strong man in countless rooms in one night. In the future, I will definitely be able to imagine that as the third young master of Shenjian Villa, there must be a lot of daughters-in-law, even if I want to have three thousand weak water, I only take one scoop to drink and love to drink alone, my mother is not willing!"

Xie Feiyan knew that Leng Xiangling was shy, so she deliberately said these words to tease her and see how this little girl could deal with it.

Leng Xiangling ignored Xie Feiyan's nonsense, she continued to concentrate on chopping vegetables, but her ears became more and more red.

Xie Feiyan hugged Leng Xiangling from behind, making her unable to concentrate on cooking, so she had to beg for mercy and said: "My third young master, let me take care of the ingredients with peace of mind! Sister Allure, I have been going to the Peach Blossom Forest to practice swords since the rooster crows today, and I haven't eaten a single bite of food until now! Sister Yuyan, I watched you in the Danfang all night last night, and I am still resting in the boudoir. I want to hurry up and get the meal ready before four o'clock in the afternoon, at that time, Sister Allure has just finished practicing her sword, and Sister Yu Yan is almost about to wake up, so that the two sisters will just eat the food I cooked! Let go of my hand, even if you don't eat, your two sisters will eat too!"

After Xie Feiyan heard Leng Xiangling's words, he obediently let go of his hand, stopped messing around, and began to help Leng Xiangling become a thug.

Seeing this, Leng Xiangling immediately stopped: "Young master, the gentleman is far away, let me come!"

Xie Feiyan was unmoved, and continued: "What kind of gentleman cooks far away, those so-called righteous gentlemen, keep saying that the gentleman cooks far away, but when they encounter those beautiful wines and delicacies with all the color and flavor, they eat more fiercely than anyone else! These so-called gentlemen just don't use their hands and only move their mouths, and they still have to say, 'Gentlemen are far away from cooking,' to find a high-sounding excuse for being lazy! I hate these crepe scholars the most, and some people are obviously despicable and shameless villains, and they go very far to portray themselves as upright gentlemen. I Xie Feiyan not only loves to eat, but also loves cooking. As long as I want to eat, I can cook it myself, one of the pleasures of the third young master of Shenjian Villa is to enjoy the great pleasure of cooking in the small stove room, and the third young master can also cook her favorite meal for my beloved woman, this kind of thing is what a gentleman does. ”

Leng Xiangling felt that Xie Feiyan was the reason for what she said, so she told with a smile that Xie Feiyan would make some delicacies today, and after Xie Feiyan confirmed all of them, she checked again and again to make sure that the ingredients were not missing.

The two of them divided their own labor, Xie Feiyan cleaned the ingredients, and Leng Xiangling sorted out the side dishes.

The two talked and laughed, and for a time the small stove room was full of laughter, and the two washed the vegetables together, cut the vegetables, side dishes, and stir-fried vegetables, which can be described as busy and happy, until the first dish was cooked.

Leng Xiangling took a piece of meat with chopsticks and handed it to Xie Fei's cigarette mouth, Xie Feiyan gave a thumbs up after trying it, which can be regarded as a high-level worker.

The two enjoyed the cooking while smiling happily, until three o'clock in the afternoon, and finally drew a successful picture of the cooking they collaborated on today.

Leng Xiangling summoned a group of maidservants, ordered the cooking meals to be served to the living room, especially the attackers, and came to the stove room to find Xie Feiyan's bald head, smiling from ear to ear, her heart was full of questions, didn't she go to the Danfang to practice for a while, why did she repair a black hair?

The attack is also like Leng Xiangling's before, with a small head and big doubts.

Xie Feiyan smiled and told her the truth, and the attack made her realize that the third young master was in the Qiankun Creation Furnace to accept the test of the Nine Turns of Fire Cloud Array, and the hair on his whole body was burned clean by the raging flames.

As soon as she thought of this, she suddenly thought of Xie Feiyan's lower body, and used her charming Danfeng eyes to unconsciously glance at Xie Feiyan's lower body, but this inadvertent look was inadvertently seen by Xie Feiyan.

provoked Xie Feiyan to come to the attacker's ear and whispered: "Sister Yunqing, please keep a low profile, even if you want to be crooked, but you don't have to be so blatant and unscrupulous in front of me! Even if you want to be crooked, you can take a peek, but at least don't let me see you peeking, at least this can save me some face! Later, you can call the eldest sister to dinner, and by the way, tell her in advance, I am bald." Be mentally prepared for her, otherwise she will see me like this later, and if she wants to be crooked like you, it won't be as simple as a peek. ”

The attacker didn't expect Xie Feiyan to call her real name directly, let alone that the third young master, who has always adhered to principles and abides by the rules, would say it so directly at this moment.

The attacker smiled and didn't say anything, just smiled and nodded at Xie Feiyan, and slowly walked out of the stove room with the stinky salmon that had just come out of the pot in his hand.

Xie Feiyan and Leng Xiangling each served fish-flavored shredded pork and steamed pork in their hands, and they also followed the attacker out of the stove room one after another.

Xie Feiyan and Leng Xiangling walked side by side, the third young master looked at the fish-flavored shredded meat in his hand, and suddenly sent a soul torture to Leng Xiangling: "Why is there no fish in the fish-flavored shredded meat?"

Leng Xiangling never expected that she, who was enough to be called the "God of Food", would not be able to answer this question!

Xie Feiyan looked at the fish-flavored shredded pork in his hand, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, in the future, he will fight in the sword rivers and lakes to go to the restaurant, in case he encounters a black shop, he will not be the first to make trouble, just order a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork, and finally finish eating, and then ask the soul, why is there no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork?

The black shop will never be able to answer, and then the third young master can rely on this reason to smash the black shop in the bright light!

Xie Feiyan has long seen in various books about fairy swordsmen that there are black shops everywhere on the rivers and lakes, and the descriptions of various black shops can be described as creepy, especially human meat bun shops, human meat barbecued pork buns, blood steamed buns, etc., and even shops opened by ghosts and fairies, this is a veritable black shop that is a ghost shop, if you go in, don't think about coming out alive, unless you are a shocking person!

The third young master swore that if he walked the rivers and lakes in the future and encountered this kind of black shop, he would see one and smash the other.

Fish-flavored shredded pork is a good reason for going to war, and it can be written in the "Non-Yanjiang Lake Diary" in the future, which is beautifully called "a bloody case caused by a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork".

Hmph, gentleman is far away from cooking?

The gentleman is not only close to the cook, but also aspires to become an excellent cook, and when he encounters the chef of the black shop, those ruthless cooks, he has to wield a knife to cut the cook.

This is the real righteous gentleman.