The mediocrity is never too much, and the declaration of war by all nations will certainly make a fortune from the enemy, but it should not be lazy.

The way of heaven has not yet been penetrated, and the mediocrity still has to continue.

Zishou was sitting on a chair with a large wooden basin in front of it, and a head that had been held down in the basin.

He picked up a bucket of water and poured it down.

But the head spoke: "Well, you faint king..."

"If you can talk, talk more. ”

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, and Nezha never knew how much happiness this sentence brought to Zishou.

Zi Shou laughed, the strength in his hand was reduced, he liked to listen to these words, the life of the faint king is so easy and beautiful, and the sun is shining exceptionally brightly today.

The head in the tub gradually floated up, and he stretched out his hand to flick his hair, revealing a delicate little face.

It's just this face... The facial features are a little distorted, only the mouth opens and closes and does not listen, and keeps shouting:

"I'm a little pioneer..."

"I am the reincarnation of the Spirit Bead!"

"Shang destroys Zhou Xing, and the heavens are determined to cut down...."

Every time Nezha said a word, Zishou couldn't help but giggle in his heart, looking at this huge song, no one spoke better than this bear child.

"Bah, I sharked you!"

Nezha said and struggled.

Zishou frowned, picked up the Kongtong seal in his hand and smashed it.

"You can talk nonsense, don't move around, just smash it. ”

Nezha was dizzy when he was smashed, and he wanted to move, but he couldn't move, so he had to let his son be punished.

"Tie two cupola mustaches, two little feet bare, but it's a pity that Hot Wheels is mine....."

Zishou snorted softly, Nezha lost not only the Hot Wheels, but even the cupola was dismantled by him, and his cloak was scattered.

He's doing one thing, washing his hair.

At this time, there are no shampoos, conditioners and other things, and it is very difficult to wash your hair, so the Longji brand shower is easy to use, and it is really not easy to change to someone else.

Nezha, the bear child, has been imprisoned under the pillar of heaven for almost a year, and if he doesn't wash his hair for a year, he is a god and he is also buried.

Zishou experienced the trouble of washing his hair, first had to add sawdust and fine sand, wrap the oil sludge in Nezha's hair, then comb it repeatedly with a grate, and finally mash the fruits and leaves of the soaphorn tree into a paste, and add water to scrub the hair.

The process is disgusting, it's almost like boiling porridge, it's not over, you have to pour the boiled porridge on your head.

But fortunately, it was poured on Nezha's head, and he washed it himself at night or Long Ji himself, thinking about it like this, Zi Shou's heart was much better.

In fact, Nezha doesn't wash his hair for a year, which is normal, such a troublesome thing, washing once a year is to pay attention to people, so it is easy to have lice in the hair, like Ji Kang and Bai Juyi, all of whom have left poems about catching lice.

After washing, it was natural to cut Nezha's hair with two clicks of scissors.

It's a pity that Zi Shou's hands are not good and the cut is broken.

It's not a big problem, Nezha doesn't value this, he doesn't even want his parents to go to Xiqi, how can he care about his hair.

In fact, even if you are an ordinary person, it is not a big problem, the body hair and skin, the parents who receive it, dare not destroy it, it means that the hair and skin are given by the parents, and they cannot be easily damaged and destroyed, people, to take care of the hair and skin, and not let them be hurt senselessly.

You can't self-harm, not that you can't trim your hair.

Although it was not until the Han Dynasty that there were officially craftsmen who repaired people's hair, until then, people still trimmed their hair.

If the hair is not trimmed and everyone grows hair, can we still talk about the progress of civilization?

Let's talk about the beard first, if you don't trim it in time, it will be very messy, covering most of your face, and it will not even be convenient to sleep and eat, and maybe you will be beaten into a person with hair and horns by the respected immortals, then it is not cost-effective.

Let's talk about hair, this thing is not easy to take care of if it grows, and it is a troublesome thing to hang down a few strands, what to do if you squat in the pit? What to do when you eat? What to do after squatting in the pit to eat, this ordinary person rarely washes his hair once a year, if he is not careful....

But in terms of hair, there is indeed an article to do.

Hair trimming is limited to small amplitudes.

Li Jing's head of hair cutting has proved that what kind of nose cutting, head cutting, Ling Chi, these physical punishments are indeed terrifying, but a large amount of hair is cut off with a knife....

The psychological damage inflicted is no less than that of these tortures.

There is a saying that when people look at the growth of their hair, they regard it as a symbol of longevity, and cutting it is short-lived.

During this time, there were actually a lot of rumors in Chaoge, saying that Li Jing had to reduce his life by 50 years.

Of course, Wan Nian has not been teased less, and it is rumored that the bald man will not live for thirty, but fortunately, after so many years, he has long been used to it.

According to Zishou's observation, both men and women now have long hair, and men will pull up their long hair to form braids, coil them into buns, wrap them in turbans, or wear crowns.

Speaking of which, picking up a branch plug on the side of the road is actually a back-to-basics outfit.

After thinking about it, Zishou decided to reform the hairstyle.

At this time, the braided hair can not only be wrapped around the top of the head, but also many people like to braided the hair and drag it to the back, like the long braid of the money rat tail combed in the Qing Dynasty, and then wear a crown hat on it, the braid is curled and droops down to the shoulders.

This...

Let Zishou look very unhappy!

Although I know that this is a custom since Xia Shang, it just doesn't look pleasant!

I don't have to cut it for you?

There is a limit to what people can accept, and it is absolutely impossible to cut like this.

If it weren't for the fact that the hair was too much of a hindrance, it would not be easily trimmed, and, in order to show respect for his parents, the cut hair, like Daiyu's funeral flowers, was generally found in a good place, dug a pit and buried solemnly, and never dared to throw it away.

Life is continuous learning, and this time Zishou wants to learn from Li Yuanhao.

In addition to being the founding emperor of Western Xia, Li Yuanhao married Li Qiushui, and became his grandson-in-law, he also did a ridiculous thing of shaving his hair and making it easy to wear.

He felt that the summer was too hot, so he shaved his head, and the emperor shaved the people, so he ordered that those who did not shave their heads should hang their heads on the city wall.

Zishou deeply thinks that braided hair is not advisable, you are okay with it, it is not good to hang down, if you see it hanging down, then you are sorry, not only cut off your hair, but don't want to take it away, find a corner to contribute to the mediocrity.

"Here, try this again. ”

Zishou once again set his eyes on Nezha, holding a fiery tongs in his hand, putting it in the water, and clipping Nezha's hair.

That's it for the refugee perm.

It's not enough to just cut your hair, you also add perms.

Look at ancient Egypt, where women curled their hair on wooden sticks, coated it with alkaline mud containing borax, and then dried it in the sun, and after washing it, the hair appeared curly.

The ancient Greeks used iron and earth-colored cloth to maintain curly hair.

The ancient Romans were also very creative, curling their hair with an empty cylinder with a hot stick inserted into it, and perming their hair with simmering steel tongs.

Zishou thought that there was no ancient China, so he had to make up for it quickly?

Be sure to let the businessman walk in the forefront of the times, plus the previous sweater riding and shooting, shaving hair and easy to wear, and live together!

A few days later, Yu Hua gave up his circumcision business and became a barber.

In addition to scraping and cupping, there is a one-stop business of washing, scissors, blowing and ironing, and the plaque is given by the emperor, with a few big characters on it.

"Braids don't keep your head. ”

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