Chapter 105: "Women" are not easy to mess with

Empress Xiliang stroked her hair, walked back to her place and sat down, picked up the bowl and picked up a bean with chopsticks, stuffed it into her mouth, and after eating, she saw that Tang Seng had put down the soup bowl, and then said: "Hey, why hasn't this Sha monk come back yet?"

Tang Seng still had a mouthful of soup in his mouth, but he didn't have time to swallow it, so that the Empress Xiliang asked such a sentence, and she choked immediately.

"Ahem, ahem......"

He coughed with a red face and a thick neck, and tears and nose came out.

The flower fairy couldn't look at it a little, and forgot for a moment what had just made him poison his poisonous words, so he took out two pieces of paper and handed them over.

Fortunately, this time, Tang Seng's mind was not on dealing with them, but on how to cover up the fact that Sha Seng was not here.

He reached out and took the tissue that the flower fairy brought over and said "thank you", then wiped his nose and tears, and then coughed two or three times before relieving his breath.

But after the Empress of Xiliang mentioned this, Zhu Bajie became interested, pulled out the stool and sat down, and asked Tang Seng: "Strange, I haven't seen Senior Brother Sha yet, where has he gone?"

Sun Wukong also raised his eyes to look at Tang Seng.

Tang Seng glared at Zhu Bajie, and then secretly glanced at Sun Wukong, but just collided with his sight, he suddenly flashed his eyes a little guilty, picked up the chopsticks and snapped the rice in the bowl, "I asked him to go out and help me do something." ”

Zhu Bajie nodded, understanding, "Oh, I'm on a business trip." ”

Tang Seng dealt with the past indiscriminately, thinking that this matter should be like this, but unexpectedly, Sun Wukong suddenly asked: "What do we need to do on a business trip?"

After Sun Wukong asked, he looked at Tang Seng fixedly, and he remembered that Tang Seng blocked the paper from seeing it in the morning.

This made him always feel that Tang Seng was hiding something from him, and he was even suspicious of Sha Seng's whereabouts.

Tang Seng was anxious to recite the scriptures, this Xiliang Empress really didn't open which pot to mention, she knew that she was afraid that Sun Wukong would know about it, but she wanted to bring it up.

No matter how you look at it, it feels like she's taking revenge on herself for what she just said.

Thinking of this, he glanced at the Empress of Xiliang.

But the Empress of Xiliang ate her food calmly as if the person who had just mentioned this topic was not her.

Tang Seng has a headache, this woman is really hard to mess with.

Seeing that Tang Seng was pretending to be stupid, Sun Wukong deliberately coughed twice to remind him, "Master, what do I ask you about, what are you doing when you keep watching Empress Xiliang?"

"......" Tang Seng turned his head and glared at Sun Wukong, this bad guy is too naughty.

Empress Xiliang naturally knew what Tang Seng was doing, but the flower fairy didn't know.

As soon as she heard Sun Wukong say this, when she looked back, she just saw Tang Seng retracting his eyes and glaring at Sun Wukong, and immediately said sourly: "Brother Sanzang, do you think I am not as good-looking as the empress's sister?"

"......" Tang Seng's teeth were sour, and he held his breath for a while, but he still couldn't hold back, and said: "In my eyes, everyone looks the same, and there is no difference between good-looking and bad-looking." ”

Flower Fairy: "......"

Empress Xiliang gritted her teeth, and her tone couldn't be more sour, "Heh, yes, in the eyes of the royal brother, I only pretend to be your apprentices and your scriptures." ”

Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back for a while, he subconsciously twisted his face to the other side, towards Tang Seng's position, and squirted out all the rice grains with a "poof".

"You ......" Tang Seng quickly closed his mouth and eyes as soon as he said a word.

Sun Wukong blinked, glanced at Zhu Bajie, and then looked at Tang Seng who was sprayed with rice, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly.

This junior brother, he usually doesn't scold in vain, no, look at how significant the effect is.

In fact, if Zhu Bajie hadn't turned his face to Tang Seng just now, he would have sprayed all the rice directly to Sun Wukong.

But his survival is extremely strong, and he would rather offend his master than dare to offend him, a senior brother.

Because at most, the master would whip himself a few times and scold himself a few times, and he would not be cruel to him at all.

This has to be replaced by Sun Wukong, maybe he will dig an abyss and push himself down.

Tang Seng's face darkened, he closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, feeling the rice grains and ...... on his face that were slowly getting cold Hey, there's a lot of saliva on it!!

He clearly felt the saliva and rice grains sliding across his face, and he trembled with anger.

Zhu Bajie had the heart to cry, so he quickly picked up the tissue and greeted Tang Seng in the face.

After he wiped it all the time, those saliva covered Tang Seng's nervous face.

The more Zhu Bajie was worried, the more confused his heart became, and his hands began to tremble, but the rice grains were not wiped off, but a few grains were stuffed into Tang Seng's nostrils.

provoked Tang Seng to sneeze a few times, staring at a pair of red eyes, wanting to soak Zhu Bajie in the pig cage.

Zhu Bajie's voice was a little crying, "Master, apprentice, I'm sorry for you......"

As a result, before he finished speaking, Sun Wukong made up a knife next to him: "Can listening to this pig's saliva be beautiful? I don't know if it's true." ”

Zhu Bajie couldn't help it, and threw a knife eye over, but Sun Wukong glanced at him coldly and sent a secret message to him: Let you betray me.

Zhu Bajie suddenly remembered that he had exposed his whereabouts just now, and he had lied to Tang Seng that he was Sun Wukong calling them to eat, and his heart was cold at the moment.

You really can't do this bad thing, this retribution is coming too quickly, right?

Just when Zhu Bajie was trembling, not knowing how to apologize to Tang Seng and ask for forgiveness, Sha Seng shouted outside: "Master, senior brother, come out quickly, I caught that liar." ”

As Sha Seng's voice fell, Zhu Bajie clearly felt that the face of his subordinates twitched hard.

He looked down at Tang Seng in astonishment, and found that he rolled his eyes.

"Oh, oh, what's wrong with you, Master? Did you choke the rice in your nose?" Zhu Bajie was startled, and quickly reached out to pick Tang Seng's nose, and then thought about it and something was wrong, he raised his hand and slapped him on the back.

But the more anxious he was, the more chaotic he became, and after patting Tang Seng for a while, he shook his head vigorously, for fear that if he was one step slower, Tang Seng would have an accident.

Poor Tang Seng just let Sha Seng come back suddenly, and with such a shout, he exposed the things he wanted to hide, and he was so angry that he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth and rolling his eyes.

But who knew that this actually made Zhu Bajie misunderstood.

Zhu Bajie's messy first aid methods made him wonder if his immortal career had come to an end?

"Idiot, you let go and let Master take a breath. In the end, Sun Wukong couldn't see it, and opened his mouth to stop Zhu Bajie from continuing to toss Tang Seng.