Chapter 259 Cheeky Liuhe Monument
Sun Wukong looked at the golden hoop in Guanyin Bodhisattva's hand, his mind exploded instantly, and he wanted to scold his mother.
If you come, you are a scheming dead bald donkey, didn't my grandson just sprinkle urine on your hands back then, as for targeting me like this?
Although in principle, he is very opposed to this matter, but at present, this is the only way to distinguish who is an impostor, and Sun Wukong will pinch his nose and admit it.
The two monkeys volunteered to put on the golden hoops and looked at each other unpleasantly.
Guanyin Bodhisattva separated the two and said, "If you want to fight later, you two will be at peace now, I want to chant the scriptures!"
"There is no Emperor Ariyaa in the south. ”
"Mawaraya, Budisa Spitvaya. ”
"Show, show, show. ”
......
A mouth-twisting mantra erupted from Guanyin Bodhisattva's mouth like flowing water, and Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque cried out in pain at the same time, and they both knelt down with their heads in their hands, rolling on the ground.
"Bodhisattva, don't read it, don't read it, my grandson is going to be recited by you!" said the six-eared macaque with a miserable face.
"Bodhisattva, people ask for money to read the scriptures, and you read the scriptures to death, please be merciful, don't read it. The green tendons in Sun Wukong's head were still twitching.
Guanyin stared at the two for a long time, and she couldn't tell which of the two was real and who was fake, not to mention that she didn't tell the difference, even Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were also confused.
Xie Yun is very satisfied with the acting skills of the six-eared macaque, this little monkey has been cultivated by three divine books, and has been able to make the real with the fake, which is good.
"Sister Guanyin, I only give you two days, if you don't find the six-eared macaque, hurry up, don't disturb me to learn the scriptures. ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva: emmmm
She looked at the real and fake Monkey King in a mess, and felt extremely powerless, what kind of is this, it seems that she can only ask for help from others.
"Monkey King!"
"Grandpa is here!" replied Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque at the same time.
Boom!
Xie Yun kicked the two monkeys and scolded: "It's not big or small, dare to take advantage of being a teacher?"
I was a generation older than Guanyin, this monkey opened his mouth to be a grandfather, didn't he say that he was the same generation as Hongjun?
Look for death!
The two monkeys rubbed their buttocks synchronously and trotted back, and they felt a sense of sympathy for each other at the moment.
Especially Sun Wukong, although the six-eared macaque pretending to make him very unhappy, but at this moment, only the imposter can understand the sadness of his cheeks.
"Immortal Emperor, the deity can't tell the truth from the fake, but Sun Wukong worshiped Bi Ma Wen in the Heavenly Court back then, and I think there should be someone in the fairy world who can tell which of them is true and who is false. Guanyin pondered for a moment and said.
"Hurry up, don't delay time, Bendi still has important things to deal with. Xie Yun said impatiently.
After he drove the three of them away, he took out the Qibao Miao Tree and the Dipping Card, and began to think about how to use it.
The Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree is the magic weapon of the Fourth Senior Brother Zhun Ti Sage, known as the first brush of the Three Realms of the Flood and Wilderness, and nothing is brushed.
As long as the magic weapon is in the five elements, it can forcibly brush away the original owner's divine consciousness and take the magic weapon into his own possession.
Xie Yun definitely wanted to get the brush attribute of the Qibao Miao Tree, but the attribute had to be stained with his magic weapon, which was a problem.
Airplanes!
The seven-star sword automatically unsheathed, swaying back and forth, emitting a sword sound, as if to show a sense of presence.
When Xie Yun was about to make up his mind, the Liuhe Monument jumped out, directly suppressed the Seven-Star Sword, and said shamelessly: "Master, this monument thinks that I can!"
The brush attribute of the saint's exclusive innate magic weapon is very precious, and even in chaos, it is also a first-class good thing.
Liuhe Monument is an old fritter who has seen the world, and he is also greedy.
"You, you don't want to, you don't listen to the command, it's not as good as the seven-star sword when it's critical. Xie Yun slapped the Liuhe Monument with a slap and picked up the aggrieved Seven-Star Sword.
People are also innate magic weapons, and when they have suffered this grievance, they will make up for it.
Hexistic!
A string of white balls of light was pasted on the seven-star sword, and the little purple snake next to him looked straight at it.
She didn't know what it was, but her instincts told her that it would be comfortable to rub it in the past.
Bang!
Liuhebei gritted his teeth, and after signing an on-call contract with Xie Yun, he finally obtained the attribute of the Seven Treasure Wonderful Tree.
Here, Guanyin Bodhisattva took Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque to Nantianmen.
The two monkeys pulled and pulled along the way, and their mouths kept shouting to Heaven to look good at each other.
At the gate of Nantian, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King who was guarding the gate and his subordinate Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals rubbed their eyes, hurriedly stopped the three of them with weapons, and asked, "Great Sage, what's wrong with you?"
Sun Wukong said: "My old grandson went back to Huaguo Mountain, who knew that there was a fake, which looked exactly the same as my old grandson, and my master was still standing on his side, do you say that people are angry?"
"Guanyin Bodhisattva can't tell the truth from the fake now, you can always recognize my grandson, right?"
The six-eared macaque waved his hand angrily and said, "You are a fake, my grandson has a lot of friends in the heavenly court, and he will definitely be able to recognize you as an impostor." ”
The Wide-eyed Heavenly King looked at the two arguing Monkey Kings, and didn't dare to make a rash conclusion.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Sun Wukong broke in directly and went straight to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The heavenly soldiers and generals couldn't stop it at all, so they could only stop people while notifying the Jade Emperor.
"What, Sun Wukong is coming up again, and this time there are two?" The Jade Emperor slapped the table and said angrily: "That monkey really regards Heavenly Court as his home, he can come if he wants, and leave if he wants?"
"Come on, assemble the forbidden army dragon guard, and prepare to take people!"
The prestige of the Heavenly Court is now discredited, if the monkeys are allowed to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, then there is no need to mix, just dissolve on the spot, and talk about unifying the Three Realms.
"Your Majesty, don't worry, let's take a look at the situation first, that monkey may have something to ask for, not to make trouble. Tai Bai Xing stood up and dissuaded.
The Jade Emperor calmed down, with the real strength of Heavenly Court now, it would be easy to take down Sun Wukong, but then what?
He didn't want to anger Xie Yun and force the palace with Xie Yun again.
"Old man, don't be nervous, my grandson is here this time to ask for something. Sun Wukong barged in and said.
"That's it, that's it, old man, you put down the jade seal in your hand first, that thing is easy to break, don't fall, don't you have a demon mirror, take it out and take a photo, see which of us is real and who is fake!" The six-eared macaque also said confidently.
He is of the same origin as Sun Wukong, and they are both four spirit monkeys, so they have the same appearance, even if they use the demon mirror, they can't show why.
Sure enough, after Li Jing took it to look at the demon mirror, the gods in the hall looked at the two monkeys in the mirror and fell into a daze.
Guanyin sighed, she had already expected this situation, and now she had to ask others for help.
"Your Majesty, the deity still has to take them to distinguish the true from the false, so I will take my leave first. ”。
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, don't be in a hurry, you have to distinguish the true and false Sun Wukong, I have a method to ensure that it is useful. The Jade Emperor called out to the three of them.
He looked at the two monkeys, called the seven girls of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, and asked, "Great Sage, when you saw the peach orchard, who did you give them a thousand-year-old peach?"