For this kind of straight man, Lin Fang is also very straight, and immediately said: "I have already calculated that there will be distinguished guests in the near future, and I have calculated a hexagram for you." Li Bai, you should be a poet immortal through the ages, but you have no talent to be an official, so you should be a poet of idle clouds and wild cranes. ”

"How could it be ······"

Li Bai, who had always been full of confidence, suddenly felt as if he had been hit hard by a blow, his face suddenly turned pale, he looked at Lin Fang blankly, and subconsciously said: "It's not that the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle·····

"The iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, and it must be a piece of iron itself. If it's replaced with wood, you can grind it into a needle for me?" Lin Fang said disdainfully.

"Brother Monkey, don't you hit your self-esteem so much!"

"Alas, in fact, Li Bai is lucky, he was poisoned by a poisonous chicken soup for a lifetime, and he was even poisoned into a poet. ”

"Brother Monkey, you are like this, how can you ask Li Bai for an autograph in a while!"

·······

Glancing at the live broadcast room, Lin Fang remembered that he still had to sign an autograph, and immediately comforted: "Don't be too sad, there are still many people who like you, I'll play you a song of your fans." ”

"If I can do it all over again, I want to choose Li Bai

At least I can write poems to tease girls

If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai

Creation can be so high-end and admired by so many people·····"

"Can my poems only tease girls?"

Li Bai smiled bitterly, subconsciously took a step back, and looked a little dazed: "What is the meaning of my life?

It is not to blame Li Bai for doubting himself so easily, but the last Meng Haoran, who was said by Lin Fang to be an official, is now two meters deep in the grave grass.

It is said that his last words before dying were: "It's all because when I was a child, I was too ignorant of the sky and the earth, and I thought that man would conquer the sky, but I didn't know that my fate was already doomed."

I regret not listening to the words of the Great Sage at the beginning, so that I can repeat the bumpy road that the Great Sage said in my life. ”

With the experience of the previous experience, no one in the world dares to question the words of the great sage.

"Taibai, don't get excited. ”

Tang Xuanzong saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly comforted him, "Your poems are wonderful, and everyone in the world praises them, is it to tease girls?"

"yes. Yang Guifei also opened her mouth to persuade, "Taibai's poems are the most heroic and spectacular poems I have ever seen, and every time I look at it, it is all convincing." ”

The audience in the live broadcast room also panicked when they saw this

"Brother Monkey, you won't say that Li Bai is autistic, and he won't publish new poems in the future, right?"

"I'll rub it, that monkey brother is a sinner in history. Brother Monkey's persuasion is in vain. ”

"If you want me to say, Brother Monkey will take this opportunity to ask Li Bai to sell you all the poems and songs he has written. ”

"Upstairs is so despicable, don't you know the word "exhausted and fishing?"

"Yes, if Li Baizhen doesn't write other poems, how many beautiful poems will disappear in the long river of history, and no one knows, which is a big regret of Chinese culture. ”

·······

At this time, Lin Fang had already turned off the song, but he didn't expect a song to hit Li Bai like this.

"Don't be too upset. Lin Fang opened his mouth and comforted: "You have written so many memorable poems, which are part of Chinese culture, not dispensable, and of great significance." ”

"Too white····· Thank you Daishen for your comfort. ”

Although Li Bai still felt very uncomfortable, he had barely come back to his senses.

What made him most uncomfortable this time was not only that he didn't have the life of an official, but also because his poems seemed to have no value at all.

Perhaps for many years to come, he will be immersed in this question.

Just as many people in later generations are thinking, what am I living for?

This is an unsolvable answer!

"Look, that's the Great Sage, under that mountain, riding by the mountain only has a head. ”

Suddenly, someone exclaimed, but it was someone who had recovered from the shock of the surrounding green landscape.

Afterwards, a large group of tourists gathered around.

Lin Fang frowned, and was speechless by the guy who spoke first, "What do you mean to be ridden by the mountain and only have your head left?"

These tourists ignored Lin Fang's expression, but said excitedly: "Great Sage, I am your fan, can you help me see my life." ”

"Great Sage, can you give me an autograph!"

·······

Instead, Tang Xuanzong and the three of them were squeezed behind him, and other tourists surrounded Lin Fang one after another.

There are those who want to sign, there are those who want fortune telling, there are those who want to buy spiritual rice and spiritual fruits, everything.

Lin Fang was very busy, but he had to deal with these tourists.

After all, it's all money!

Fortunately, he doesn't have much to do, just deal with these guys with a few words, sign a few names, and as for the sale of spirit fruits, these are all arranged by the mountain god to collect money.

One spirit fruit, one hundred taels of gold.

Lin Fang felt that it was cheaper, after all, things in tourist attractions were generally more expensive, and they should order more gold.

Tang Xuanzong and the three of them looked at each other and smiled, but they didn't care, and strolled around to watch.

"Yuhuan, surrounded by weeds and vines to form a closed four walls, it is like living in a paradise, it is really enjoyable. You tell me. ”

Yang Yuhuan gently leaned on Tang Xuanzong's shoulder, and smiled faintly when he heard this, "If Your Majesty likes it, you can also let people build such a paradise." ”

"It can't be built. ”

Tang Xuanzong sighed slightly, "The mountain is not high, there are immortals." It is not the grass wall here that is a paradise, but the place where there is a great sage is a paradise. ”

"Then why not take the Great Sage Palace?"

Yang Yuhuan was interested and said tentatively.

Tang Xuanzong shook his head, "The Holy Emperor and Emperor Cao had plans for this matter, but the Great Sage was punished here because he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and caused trouble."

Regardless of whether we can save the Great Sage, even if we can save it, I am afraid that we ourselves will also suffer from heavenly punishment. ”

"Do you want the entire people of Datang to be punished for this?"

Yang Yuhuan was slightly disappointed in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, but said slightly apologetically: "It's the concubine who thinks too simply." ”

"It's not your fault. ”

Tang Xuanzong picked up Yang Yuhuan's tender hand, gently rubbed the back of her hand, looked at Yang Yuhuan with his eyes and said, "Let's go around more first, if the concubine likes here, we can use this as a summer resort every year in the future." ”

"Forget it, it's too far away, it's not good for Your Majesty to be tired, and it's not good to disturb the Great Sage. Yang Yuhuan shook his head lightly and said softly.

"Okay, then let's go shopping more this time. ”

Tang Xuanzong said, holding Yang Yuhuan and strolling around.

Li Bai was more than a meter away from the two, and his expression was still a little pale.

Although Yao followed the two, he didn't say a word, immersed in his own heart.

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