Chapter 398: Tang Seng was depressed
"Is there such a thing?" Tang Seng was a little surprised for a while, and looked at Sun Wukong, "There are still people who want to beat us now?"
Monkey King: "...... Don't ask me, you ask it. ”
Tang Seng looked at the big crow.
The big crow replied: "Yes, the man also said that eating Tang monk's meat can lead to immortality." ”
Tang Seng: "......"
your immortality.
"How many years have you lived as a crow?" Tang Seng changed the subject.
Big Crow: "300 years. ”
Tang Seng's eyes widened: "300 years are still too young, you go and ask those of your kind how they feel." ”
Big Raven: "......"
"You should be content, 300 years is already good, and it is not a problem to see that you can live another 300 years with this virtue, what do you want to do all day long, what are you doing to live too idle, right? Is this scavenger's job very good or how ......?"
Tang Seng's hatred was hard to teach the big crow.
Sun Wukong's eyelids trembled slightly, in fact, he was not frightened, but he was holding back a smile, he really didn't expect that his master could enlighten others by the way when he tried a case.
He looked at Sha Seng and found that his eyes were empty, and the whole person was in a predestined state, and he couldn't help but admire.
It seems that this attitude towards the master still needs to learn from Senior Brother Sha, so that he can be safe.
Otherwise, you see that thousands of years have passed, and Tang Seng scolded Sha Seng with 5 fingers.
The big crow almost shed tears from Tang Seng's admonition, and there was an evil fire in his heart. "You old bald donkey have nothing to say there, you have lived for thousands of years or tens of thousands of years, and you can still maintain such a look, are we not allowed to have this kind of thought?"
Tang Seng admonished the big crow, seeing that his eyes were red, thinking that he had moved him and was about to collect it, so he let this scolding of his head and brain, and he was stunned.
Oh, Sun Wukong's interest is coming immediately, it is rare for someone to dare to be like Tang Seng and immediately enter the state of watching the play.
Tang Seng scolded the big crow in front of his apprentice, first embarrassed and then annoyed.
He took out a stick and hit 30 sticks from the stick, and threw it to the ground, "Come on, give me a 30 board, let it sober up, and talk nonsense?"
Sun Wukong evacuated the isolation cover very familiarly, showed a bench and a big crow lay on the stool, and then tied her to the top with a rope.
"You can fight. ”
"Okay. ”
"Horn Horn Horn ......"
"Quack...... Quack quack ......"
The big crow screamed in pain,
Tang Seng sat on it: "Tell me about you, if you don't want to be a crow, what are you going to do? You have to learn what people do to live immortality, you think that immortal people live very happily, right? You don't know that we who have lived for a long time have to worry about whether we will have one more crow's feet every day, you see ......?"
Tang Seng got up from his seat as he spoke, walked down and walked to the big crow, and pointed to the fine line on the tail of his eye:
"Hmph, you don't know how much I hurt my heart for such a fish pattern, and how much aloe vera I used to apply it to no effect, you say that you live less, it means that you are younger, and you don't have to worry about whether these wrinkles will grow, whether they will grow spots, whether your hair will turn gray......"
Tang Seng didn't stop chattering, and Sun Wukong heard a lot of things he hadn't noticed before, such as:
The row of aloe vera planted on the roof of Tang Seng's mansion was vibrant, jade and jadeite, he thought it was eye-catching at first, but he went a few times and found that some of the aloe vera had been pulled out, and he thought it was for balanced nutrition, but he didn't expect Tang Seng to use it to compress the corners of his eyes.
It seems that his master is really handy with this kind of maintenance.
After the big crow passed through these 30 sticks, the whole bird was to be destroyed.
"Wukong will give him the isolation cover again, I think this guy is very cunning, it would be bad if it made the fraud escape. ”
Tang Seng was full of resentment when he said this, and he was very dissatisfied with the fact that this big crow was not influenced by himself.
"Gotcha!"
Sun Wukong threw out the isolation cover with one hand and covered the dying big crow inside, and threatened: "Big bird, if you don't confess again, don't blame us for adding some salt water when your skin is cracked, and if you marinate it, it will be very delicious......"
"You...... You guys...... You're all fasting. The big crow looked up with difficulty, and said weakly.
Sun Wukong said that he had no opinion on this, "Yes, we eat fasting, but we also have people here who don't eat fasting." ”
The whole bird of the big crow is not good, according to Sun Wukong's ruthlessness, if he doesn't recruit again, he may really lose his life.
"Okay, I said...... But will you let me go after I'm done?"
Tang Seng coughed a few times and sorted out his appearance: "This ...... This depends on your sincerity, if you lie to us, then there is no way, if you can say it sincerely, and help us catch your so-called friend in the rivers and lakes, then we will be light on you. ”
"Good. The big crow knew that he had no way out, so he had to confess honestly, "This friend of the rivers and lakes, I met in the wilderness, where a large number of rats died, and when I was looking for food, I wanted to save all these rats for winter food, but found that all those rats were destroyed by this friend of the rivers and lakes......
Then he said that if I ate his rats, I would be confessing his affection, and that I had to do something for him, and then then he would let me ......."
Monkey King: "......"
Tang Seng: "Then?"
Then he told me to lead you to my cave and leave me at my own disposal. "The big crow is so stupid that he can't lie, and he is so frightened that he tells the truth about himself.
Oh, it seems that this big crow really wants to eat Tang monk meat.
Sun Wukong and Sha Seng glanced at each other, and then looked at Tang Seng together.
Tang Seng's face was very bad, "The follow-up of Wukong's matter will be handed over to you to follow up, take this big bird and deal with it, I don't want to see it again......"
After Tang Seng finished speaking, he got up and left, he couldn't stay in this place.
As soon as the big crow heard Tang Seng's words, he immediately fainted.
Sha Seng asked Sun Wukong: "Did Senior Brother really take him to dispose of him, or did he send him to your farm?"
Sun Wukong: "What are you sending me to the farm?"
Sand Monk: "Isn't this a scavenger? ”
Sun Wukong: "My rotten flesh, only rotten fruit, not to its appetite, deal with it." ”
After speaking, he put it in the isolation hood, and the big crow that had fainted walked out with him.
He wanted to throw the big crow into the wolf's den, but halfway through the road he changed his mind and threw it into the demon binding bag.