Hiss!

The audience in front of the screen came back to their senses, took a sharp breath of cold air, and were shocked by Lin Fang's boldness.

"6666 is worthy of being a monkey brother, and even Guanyin Bodhisattva dares to scare when the monkey rises!"

"Brother Monkey deserves to be my idol!

"What just happened? I'll wipe it! Everyone, bow your head and lie down!"

"I'm a good girl, this Guanyin Bodhisattva is so terrifying, separated by two worlds, just looking at it and losing my mind, I woke up and found myself kneeling on the ground honestly. ”

"Oh my god, this is hypnotism! I don't dare to look at it anymore. ”

"My mom asked me why I was kneeling on the ground and typing with my eyes closed, and I said the other party was too beautiful for me to look at. ”

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The heads of the major platforms were overjoyed when they learned that Lin Fang was still live broadcasting.

Subsequently, from the barrage sent out in a frenzy, it was learned that even the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva had appeared.

Is this worth it?

Naturally, they are not willing to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Immediately urge the technicians to speed up, and be sure to synchronize the live broadcast as soon as possible.

A hot event has emerged on the hot events on major platforms, #猴哥直播! Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared#

Just these few words immediately attracted a large number of domestic audiences.

The CEOs of the major live broadcast platforms were even more alarmed, and they rushed to the live broadcast platform in person, urging the platform technicians to broadcast live simultaneously at the fastest speed.

Online Literature Circle!

Medical Circle!

Game Circle!

Film and television industry!

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The major circles were shocked by this incident and joined the live broadcast room, wanting to watch the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva.

At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva was choked by Lin Fang's words.

Aren't all the immortals and gods of the Three Realms called monsters, evil obstacles, and animals?

I am also following the crowd, why is it my turn to come here, and you are actually discussing racial discrimination with me? What is this?

"Wukong!

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't think of how to answer, could it be that I called you evil obstacles not to scold you, but to address you?

Youkai are meant to be called evil obstacles, aren't they?

In the end, she didn't bother to explain, and pretended to say: "The poor monk sees that you are not civilized, so he doesn't care about you in general!"

Lin Fang was too lazy to entangle with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and just wanted her to leave quickly and not disturb her otaku life.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, your old man must be very busy every day. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva heard Lin Fang suddenly say this, and subconsciously felt a trace of relief in his heart.

It seems that this monkey also knows how to care about people, it seems that he should have been confused just now.

Just when she was thinking this, she was stunned by Lin Fang's next words.

"If you're busy, leave quickly, my Five Finger Mountain doesn't have anything to look at. ”

Lin Fang said, looked up at the sky, and said, "It's almost noon, we are ready to eat, so I won't leave you." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that her chest rose and fell, she had never been so angry, this monkey head was so stubborn.

What made her angry was that the monkey actually picked up a small box in front of her, and didn't want to care about her appearance at all.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has never been so untreated, he is really angry, and he can't wait to drop a thunderbolt on the spot to chop this monkey to death.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw that Lin Fang dared to give Guanyin Bodhisattva such a face, and they all gave a thumbs up.

"Brother Monkey is so powerful, he dares to put Guanyin Bodhisattva aside, so he is not afraid that Guanyin Bodhisattva will put small shoes on him. ”

"I don't even dare to look at Guanyin Bodhisattva now, which of you will tell me if you see it. ”

"Who dares to see it! I'm afraid I'm going to lose my mind again, what if I don't wake up? But I guess Guanyin must be very angry now. ”

This Guanyin Bodhisattva is so terrifying that it can affect us through the screen of the mobile phone, if it appears in front of us, I am afraid that we would have already devoted ourselves to the Buddha and become a monk. ”

"When I think of tens of millions of people becoming monks at the same time......... It's scary to think about!"

"No wonder so many people in ancient times praised Guanyin Bodhisattva and Buddha Rulai, can this not be praised? You are not controlled at all, okay? ”

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At this time, Lin Fang had already chosen a takeaway, and it was the tenderloin jerky pot that he hadn't tasted for a long time.

Since the epidemic has been brought under control, the express delivery side has already started business.

Although many offline stores have not yet opened, they are already open online, and there are more delivery workers.

According to people's prejudgment, the epidemic will last at least until the end of March, but fortunately, Lin Fang helped and ended more than a month ahead of schedule.

Knowing that the end of the epidemic would allow the takeaway industry to open in advance, Lin Fang should have made a move earlier, which is really regretful.

"Mountain god, the sun is big, hold up the umbrella. Lin Fang felt the scorching temperature of the sun, and couldn't help but instruct, "And take out snacks too, take advantage of the fat pig to get a pigsty nearby, and eat more snacks." ”

Lin Fang bought a lot of snacks before, potato chips, braised eggs, pork jerky, shredded squid, dried mango, dried strawberries, chocolate, cola········ There are too many to count, and it cost nearly five hundred yuan.

However, it seems to be a lot, but in the mouth of Zhu Bajie's big stomach, it was eaten in less than half an hour.

Lin Fang hurriedly hid the rest, and only took it out to eat a few bites when Zhu Bajie left, and savored the aftertaste.

The mountain god had already taken out the parasol, and the huge parasol was propped up to shield the forest from the sun.

A large amount of soil was wrapped around the bottom end of the parasol under the control of the mountain god, and after it was stabilized, the mountain god couldn't wait to spread a layer of dinner cloth for spring outing picnic on the ground, with crayon Xiaoxin pattern on it, which was personally selected by Lin Fang.

A large number of snacks were placed on the edge of the cloth for Lin Fang to grab and eat.

Lin Fang grabbed a piece of Dove chocolate, tore open the package, took a bite, and chewed it.

"It's delicious. ”

Lin Fang ate the chocolate in his mouth, and he didn't forget to click on the order to pay.

The familiar white light lit up, and a large plastic bag of takeaway boxes appeared in front of me.

For all this, Guanyin Bodhisattva has no idea.

When the white light was lit, there was no mana fluctuation, just like an ordinary flashlight light turned on during the day, so it did not attract the slightest attention from Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Afterwards, the mountain god held the take-out box and placed it in front of Lin Fang, and carefully opened the lid of the lunch box for him.

"Turn off your mobile phone, eat time, look at celebrity photos, and learn to combine work and rest. ”

Lin Fang lay down the mountain, put the mobile phone on the mobile phone holder, placed it in front of the left, clicked on SpongeBob SquarePants, made all the preparations, and listened to the familiar BGM sound, and immediately had an appetite.

"Yes. ”

The mountain god answered, ready to turn off the live broadcast.