Taishang Laojun came to the Wa Palace this time, it was a secret visit, wearing a black cloak and a secret treasure to cover the heavens, if it weren't for the token of the Eight Views Palace, he might not even be able to enter the gate.

Xie Yun touched the mutton fat jade net bottle, banana fan and gold rope in his arms, a little weak-hearted, and took the lead in asking, "Senior brother, what's the matter?"

"Little junior brother, you may not believe it, the golden horn and silver horn you met in Pingdingshan are the children who burned the fire in the Doushi Palace. Taishang Laojun took off his black cloak and said helplessly: "They stole my magic weapon and ran down to the mortal world without permission, where are they now?"

"I met the two of them, they are now in Zhulong Mountain, and I also met the clansmen of Hong Sanniang in Zhulong Mountain, and asked for the gold rope for my senior brother. Xie Yun pointed at Murong Wan'er and talked about his hard work.

What to give up the red rope in exchange for the gold rope.

What is considered marriage, and the lust is scattered.

What was tragically blackmailed, come to the Wa Palace for help.

Taishang Laojun listened to the black line on his face, and felt that something was wrong.

"Senior brother, do you remember if you are lustful?" Xie Yun sighed: "That thing is colorless and tasteless, it is simply impossible to guard against. ”

Taishang Laojun's heart was half cold, and he asked: "The golden horn and the silver horn went to the mortal world in private, and stole my seven-star sword to subdue demons and eliminate demons, where is the sword now?"

Xie Yun took out the seven-star sword and said reluctantly: "Senior brother, my journey to the west is in danger, if I meet someone like Hong Sanniang, I am afraid that my life is in danger, and I really lack a weapon for self-defense." ”

"What Hong Sanniang, what are you two talking about?" Nuwa asked curiously, blinking beside her.

She assured with a woman's sixth sense that there must be something wrong with this.

, what are you kid mentioning Hongsanniang, you are taking advantage of the fire to rob!

"Forget it, the seven-star sword will be sent to you!" Taishang Laojun said bitterly: "What about the purple gold gourd I filled with the elixir?"

"Senior brother, don't worry, the purple gold gourd is still there, but it was borrowed by Xiong Da and the tiger demon, they went to Shuangjialing to send people, and when they come back, I will definitely send it to you." Xie Yun patted his chest and reassured.

The old man believes in your evil!

Lao Jun felt that the purple gold gourd also wanted meat buns to beat the dog, and there was no return.

Forget it, there is no shortage of magic weapons for containing pills, but the purple gold gourd is the best one.

"Little junior brother, what about the mutton fat jade bottle?"

Xie Yun took out his mutton fat jade net bottle, and then took out Lao Jun's mutton fat jade net bottle and put them together.

He said distressedly: "Senior brother, I can't hide it, in a few days it will be the first anniversary of my love with Nuwa, and I want to give her this pair of mutton fat jade bottles." ”

Taishang Laojun was heartbroken.

On the anniversary of your two loves, what do you care about me, sprinkle dog food on me, and don't you treat the saint as a human being?

"That's good, senior brother will endure the pain and cut his love. Taishang Laojun thought of something, suddenly became open-minded, and said: "Little junior brother, you prepare, after the country of black chickens, when you pass by the mountain, it is the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of the red boy, let's get together." ”

Hmph, you celebrate your girlfriend's anniversary, and let the old man celebrate his son's birthday, isn't it too much?

Xie Yun never expected that the senior brother would find an opportunity here to blackmail himself.

But it's always a little weird for a twenty-five-year-old to celebrate a birthday for a two-hundred-and-fifty-year-old.

"On the way to learn the scriptures, there are many mosquitoes, little junior brother, you can stay with the banana fan, and you have nothing to fan the mosquitoes. Taishang Laojun also saw it, and he didn't need Xie Yun to find a reason, so he sent the banana fan out.

Xie Yun reciprocated the favor, quickly took out the gold rope, and handed it to the senior brother.

"Senior sister, junior brother, there is still a furnace of elixir in Tushi Palace that is about to be refined, so senior brother will leave first. Taishang Laojun put on the black cloak again and said, "Tell the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn to hurry back and burn the fire." ”

"Don't go, you two haven't told me who Hong Sanniang is?" Nuwa was upset.

These two men spoke in a fog, stirred up their own interests, and did not say anything, like irresponsible bastards.

Xie Yun and Lao Jun glanced at each other, and said in their hearts: "That's our man's secret." ”

Taishang Laojun left with confidence.

"Husband, what is the relationship between the senior brother and that red sanniang?" Nuwa was like a beautiful snake, really entangled Xie Yun, and asked coquettishly.

"As my husband said, that's our man's secret. Xie Yun felt that his mouth was dry, and his hair was a little straight.

"Hint?" Nuwa retreated and threatened, "Otherwise, you will take your little lover with you." ”

Xie Yun looked at the stupid Murong Wan'er with a black line on his face, gritted his teeth and said, "Senior brother and Weifu have the same disease. ”

Nuwa thought of the golden rope, and instantly guessed everything, and her gossip psychology was greatly satisfied.

Murong Wan'er stayed in the Wa Palace like this and began to receive training on how to become a qualified imperial concubine.

Houtu is trapped in the land of the six realms of reincarnation and can't leave, as a saint, she has a special identity and can't disclose her relationship with Xie Yun, so she really needs a third sister to appear and become Xie Yun's virtuous helper.

The people of the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan are very suitable, they have a relationship with the human race and the demon clan, and they also keep a certain distance from other forces.

Xie Yun didn't think about it so much, after he got tired of being crooked with Nuwa for a while, he opened the spatial crack and hurried back to Pressing Dragon Mountain.

One day in heaven, one year on earth, three days have passed at this time.

In the stone courtyard, the golden horn and the silver horn were still standing in the courtyard, and Murong Wan'er's little maid was nowhere to be found.

Xiong Da had already come back from Shuangjialing, and was barbecuing meat in the courtyard, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and Tiger Demon were around the barbecue grill, eating with a mouth full of oil.

The corners of the mouth of the golden horn and the silver horn leave an undeniable saliva.

Four bastards, eat meat when they eat meat, why eat next to Lao Tzu?

Especially Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng are still holding barbecue, and they are shaking in front of your eyes with a cheap look, which is really annoying!

Bang! Bang!

Xie Yun kicked the three apprentices away, unlocked the fixing technique for the golden horn and the silver horn, and the two people who had stood for seven days fell to the ground in an instant.

After the two recovered for a while, they began to join forces to hunt down Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.

The five of them fought in a chaotic manner, everyone was injured, their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and finally they squatted in front of the barbecue grill collectively, looking like good brothers, and began to eat meat and drink wine.

"After you two finish eating, go back to Heaven. Xie Yun said.

"Uncle Shi, if you go back like this, I'm afraid the master will blame us. Golden Horn put down the barbecue in his hand.

"I have already handed over the golden rope to Senior Brother, Senior Brother, let the two of you go back to the fire quickly. ”

The eyes of the golden horn and the silver horn were red, and the barbecue in their mouths was not fragrant, and they almost cried.

Pingdingshan's mission is difficult!

The two of them ate N closed doors in Zhulong Mountain, suffered N many grievances, and finally were able to return to Doushi Palace.

"Uncle Zu is incomparably benevolent and righteous, you are the savior of the two of us, please accept our worship. The golden horn and the silver horn knelt down and kowtowed three times.

Xie Yun shook his head, flicked his sleeves, and a strong wind helped the two of them up, saying, "It's all my own family, hurry back and be careful on the road." ”

The golden horn and the silver horn turned around three times in one step, stepped on the auspicious clouds, and flew back to heaven.

Xiong Da and the Tiger Demon put down the things in their hands, came over together, and reported: "Dao Ye, there is an important matter to be done in Shuangzhuling. ”

Xie Yun's face changed, and he traveled west to learn from the scriptures, could it be that the base camp was on fire?