Liuhebei held the needle tube with aura, and said with a malicious smile: "Master, take off your pants, I'll give you an injection, don't worry, it doesn't hurt!"

Xie Yun's distorted face stiffened, what are you kidding, take off your pants?

I am a quasi-saint, in front of four half-step heavenly paths, six saints, don't you have a face?

Liuhebei pretended to drape himself in a white cloth to act as a doctor, and the aura gently pushed the needle to squeeze out the foam and air inside.

"Master, the heart of the healer's parents, I don't care if you're a man, take it off, wahahaha!"

Xie Yun: emmmm

Is it tolerable or unbearable, uncle or aunt can't bear it, break the monument, and suffer death!

Heaven and earth!

The technique of throwing the monument must be uniform

Come, pick me up on the left for a set of Agni Medals

Kick again to your right

Depict a husky at the mouth of your monument

Make a cross on the left and right

Two slaps are like two big iron mills

Shoot you turtle grandson to death!

In the chaos, the roar was endless, Xie Yun's Samadhi True Fire version of traditional martial arts was played, and the Liuhe Monument was beaten and screamed.

"Old Hongtou, is your apprentice so temperamental?" Yin Yang Ancestor smacked his tongue.

"Stormy? I feel okay, very good. Hongjun was very pleased.

He finally accepted a model apprentice, willing to spend money to change his magic weapon and build a new house, unlike the six white-eyed wolves standing next to him, who would only stretch out their hands to ask for good things.

The six saints led by Taishang Laojun felt the master's complaints, and they were all inexplicable, and they began to recall, and after finding out that they had not provoked the old man, everyone decisively put this pot on Xie Yun's head.

Today's incident was caused by this kid not driving a tractor well and breaking into the peerless array that imprisoned Rahu.

"Master, you take it lightly, although I have no human rights, but I am protected by the Love Monument Association, if you beat me as a ball again, just wait for the lawyer's letter to warn!" Liuhebei begged for mercy.

Xie Yun shook his reddened hand, and couldn't help but sigh at the perversion of the chaos golden jade.

From a scientific point of view, the effect of force is mutual, forget it, don't fight, let him go, let himself go.

After Xie Yun gave himself a painkiller injection, he found that the injection had a good effect, but the sequelae were not small.

He felt that his body was gradually numb, and he had no sense at all, and he couldn't even feel the aura and demonic energy in his body fighting with each other.

"Broken monument, what's going on?"

"Master, don't ask for so many gifts, it's good if it doesn't hurt, anyway, the catastrophe is a formality. "Liuhe Monument climbed the iron tower and installed a loudspeaker.

"Why don't you move me a recliner!" Xie Yun said his last request before his mouth was numb and he couldn't speak.

"Got it, it's really troublesome!" Liuhe Monument jumped down from the iron tower, carried Xie Yun, threw the person on the recliner, and thoughtfully brought him black sunglasses.

"Old Hongtou, is your apprentice okay?" asked the Yin Yang Ancestor with some concern.

"It's okay, it's okay. ”

"How can I see that he is going to cross the tribulation?" Qiankun Ancestor said worriedly as he looked at the thunderstorm that had gathered in the sky above the chaos.

"Didn't your apprentice just cross the tribulation and become a quasi-saint? Now you are going to cross the tribulation again?"

"Young man, the cultivation speed is fast, and the tribulation is normal, so don't ask the three old guys. "Hongjun is very confident.

The source of his confidence was not Xie Yun, but the reporting system and Xianjufang.

The six saints who were standing next to them eating melons and watching had a sense of crisis in their hearts, at this speed of the little junior brother, within a hundred years, he would become holy!

No, you have to hurry up and cultivate, and you can't let the little junior brother shoot himself to death on the beach.

Liuhebei commanded the autonomous robot, pushed more than a dozen planets, and inserted the iron chain under the iron tower.

The loudspeaker on the tower suddenly sounded.

"Hey, Heavenly Tribulation, my daughter-in-law asked me to greet your parents, are they okay? ”

"Hey, you said you, it's hard enough for other people to cultivate, and you still have to split people, it's shameless. ”

"Why, if you're not happy, if you're not happy, come and hack me!"

Everyone present had a black line on their faces, such a cheap voice, they really wanted to give him a stick, and the robbery was serious, can you be serious?

Ah, what a catastrophe!

Old friend, let's meet again.

Are you trying to kill me?

Put on your high eyes, see them, and slash here!

Rumble......

Before the Heavenly Tribulation could take shape, a giant lightning bolt tens of meters thick couldn't wait to slash down.

Straight and bent without hitting, it crashed into the tower, and then was led into the planet, and there was no follow-up.

Oh, what a catastrophe!

After so many years, you still haven't grown at all, and you're still so weak and weak, hasn't your wife complained about you?

In the loudspeaker, the male voice began to mock again.

The humiliating Heavenly Tribulation defended itself with practical actions, and endless lightning flooded the tower.

Xie Yun looked at the scene in front of him and was dumbfounded.

"Master, this taunt is powerful!"

"No, I just want to ask, whose voice is in the loudspeaker, and what is his origin?" Xie Yun asked with his divine sense.

"The famous slut in Chaos, very strong, very rich, and very greedy for money, as long as you have money, he will help you do anything, you two want to do it very much, you have something in common, and you will become good friends in the future. Liuhebei explained.

The voice in the speaker is cheap Nanchun, the person is as his name suggests, a pure male protagonist slut, a hegemon in chaos, and a ruthless man in the immortal period.

The corners of Xie Yun's eyes twitched, this tower was a large lightning rod, and the big horn was a physical monster to attract the heavenly tribulation.

Unexpectedly, the catastrophe was really fooled, and the first wave, neatly split on the iron tower, and none of them leaked out.

After a tea time, the second wave of the Tribulation began.

The loudspeaker coughed twice and said, "Ahhh......h

"Damn, you let me finish, why did you start splitting directly?"

Rumble!

The Heavenly Tribulation on the chaos rolled down, without stopping, from the beginning to the end, and dissipated by itself when it was finished, and the speed was very fast, no more than fifteen seconds.

The autonomous robot stepped forward and retrieved the chain inserted into the star.

Cheap Nanchun was still thinking in pieces: "This catastrophe, it's really not particular, I'm leaving, let's see you next time." ”

Rumble!

The Heavenly Tribulation, which was almost gone, finally accumulated its strength and split it on the iron tower, splitting the self-discipline robot that was putting the finishing touches into scrap metal.

Xie Yun was shocked into a cold sweat, it seems that Tianjiao and Cheap Nanchun are old friends, and they have actually learned to fight wits and courage, but fortunately, they didn't split themselves just now.

The catastrophe of beheading the corpse was successful.

The demonic qi and immortal qi in Xie Yun's body were separated, and at the same time leaked out, and the demonic qi gathered and formed outside the body, becoming a black version of Xie Yun, and the immortal qi was the same, turning into a white version of Xie Yun.

No wonder Rahu's long black color was not born, and the long-term soaking and dyeing of demonic qi made him black.

"Fellow Daoist, give me a piece of clothing. "The black version of Xie Yun and the white version of Xie Yun are both in a state of streaking, very shy.

Xie Yun: emmm

The anesthetic effect of the painkiller has not yet passed, and he cannot speak.

After the decapitation, do you have no clothes?

"Fellow Daoist, if you don't speak, we'll take it ourselves. The black version of Xie Yun and the white version of Xie Yun glanced at each other, and the two of them made a move to loot the Qiankun bag of the body.

Not only did they take a set of clothes, but they also divided the magic weapon.

The black version Xie Yun took the twelve-grade black lotus as his own, and the white version Xie Yun took it away as a spherical measuring ruler.