Tianjizi wanted to take revenge on Ni Laozi, but he couldn't beat Ni Laozi, and he didn't dare to scold Ni Laozi, so he could only steal Ni Laozi's things behind his back.

Tianjizi held the jar, grabbed the dried plums and stuffed them into his mouth, and his facial expression was very tangled.

"This is the worst umeboshi I've ever tasted. ”

Hua Fengchun said: "Master, don't eat it, let's get to work." ”

"No, I must eat it, I have eaten it all for him. If he asks, we'll say we don't know, and we'll be angry with him. ”

As he spoke, Tianjizi grabbed another handful of dried plums and stuffed them into his mouth.

The wooden building is divided into several floors, each of which is connected by a staircase.

There was a sound of footsteps on the stairs, and the little demon king took a look at it and told Tianjizi: "Ni Laozi is here!"

Tianjizi hurriedly covered the jar, put it back in the corner, took a peacock feather, and dusted it there.

Ni Laozi walked over with a straight face, and asked, "Were you lazy just now?"

Tianjizi said with a smile: "No, no, we have been working, working very hard, and our heads are full of sweat." ”

Seeing that Tianjizi was sneaky, Ni Laozi frowned, raised his vigilance, walked around the room, and finally stopped in front of the pile of jars.

While Tianjizi was working, he glanced at Ni Laozi, so nervous that his little heart was fluttering.

This old fellow won't find out that I'm stealing his dried plums, right? How will I deny it then, and find any reason? It's over, I'm panicking now.

Ni Laozi took away those jars, inspected them one by one, and found the jars containing dried plums, Ni Laozi's eyes narrowed.

"Well, what's the matter, who touched my jar?"

Tianjizi took the peacock feather, dusted it, and said, "None of us touched it, we have been working just now." ”

Hua Fengchun and the little demon king also covered for Tianjizi, "Yes, none of us touched it." ”

Ni Laozi said: "No, someone must have moved, and there is a lot less bi-shi in my jar!"

Tianjizi blinked and looked at Ni Laozi.

"You say...... What's in the jar?"

“bi-shi。 ”

"Is that a wild fruit?"

Ni Laozi pouted, "You're crazy, your family uses boogers as wild fruits?

Ni Laozi dug out a piece of boogers and bounced it towards Tianjizi.

Tianjizi felt that his pants were thudding, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the whole person was not good.

Hua Fengchun asked Ni Laozi: "What are you doing in that jar?"

Ni Laozi: "It's nothing, it's my hobby, I like to collect boogers." ”

Tianjizi: "I Nima~~~Uh~~~"

Tianjizi couldn't help but vomit.

Ni Laozi shouted: "Don't vomit here, go to the bathroom and vomit, don't stain my floor, this is solid wood!"

Tianjizi covered his mouth and endured his nausea, "Where is the bathroom?"

"Upstairs," Ni Laozi pointed up.

Wow!~~~

Tianjizi trotted and ran upstairs.

Ni Laozi suddenly remembered something and shouted, "Hey, you have an idea......

As soon as Ni Laozi's words came out, there was a scream from Tianjizi upstairs.

Hua Fengchun and the little demon king were inexplicable, looking at Ni Laozi.

Ni Laozi said: "It's not good, he must have fallen into the pit, and my pit is connected to the sewer." ”

Hua Fengchun: "It's okay, my master has a good water nature, and he can't drown if he falls into the sewer." ”

Ni Laozi: "The main thing is that there are two crocodiles in the sewer. ”

I'm Nima, I raise crocodiles in the sewers, how many flavors do you have?

Hua Fengchun, Little Demon King and Ni Laozi hurriedly ran upstairs, and when they entered the bathroom, they saw that Tianjizi had really fallen into the pit.

There was a sewer under the pit, and there were really two crocodiles in the sewer, and when they saw a living person falling, they immediately swam over and wanted to dismantle the heavenly machine and swallow it into their stomachs.

In the past, there was feces and urine falling from it, but now a big living person has fallen down, and it is a creation.

Seeing that Tianjizi was about to be swallowed into the stomach by two crocodiles, digested into feces and urine.

Ni Laozi jumped down suddenly, punched and kicked three times, knocked away the two crocodiles, and dragged Tianjizi up.

Tianjizi looked at Ni Laozi with no love, and there were two tears in the corners of his eyes.

"Why did you save me, let me die. ”

Ni Laozi: "Hey, I'm not such a cold person, although you stole my nose ......"

"Uh!~~~"

Tianjizi began to vomit again, and vomited all the overnight meals.

He waved his hand and said to Ni Laozi, "Can we stop mentioning this again?"

Ni Laozi expressed his understanding and nodded, "Okay, okay, I won't mention it." ”

Po flew over and asked, "What's the matter, it's so lively?"

Tianjizi covered his mouth, "It's okay, it's okay." ”

Ah Bao smiled evilly, "You stinky Taoist priest, there must be something ugly." ”

Ni Laozi: "He just ate something he shouldn't eat." ”

Po's curiosity was piqued, "What did he eat?"

Ni Laozi thought for a while, "I won't say it, otherwise it will affect your dinner." ”

At this time, it was already approaching evening, and Po was a little hungry and wanted to eat.

Hua Fengchun raised her hand and volunteered: "I'll cook." ”

Ni Laozi looked at Hua Fengchun and snorted, "You kid is so positive, it must be ill-intentioned, I'll cook it myself." ”

Ni Laozi really guessed Hua Fengchun's thoughts, Hua Fengchun wanted to take the opportunity of cooking to put some sweat medicine and pour Ni Laozi's medicine.

The sweat medicine was taken from Brother Shrimp.

Now that it's over, Ni Laozi is full of vigilance and cooks himself, and Hua Fengchun has no chance to be drugged at all.

Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, Little Demon King and Ah Bao were waiting in the restaurant, and after a while, Ni Laozi walked in with a few wooden bowls with a smile.

Over the years, Ni Laozi has been living alone, and now, suddenly there are so many people in the house, he is also excited, and wants to show everyone a hand.

The little devil rubbed his hands, looked expectant, and asked, "What's dinner?"

"It's all delicious. ”

Ni Laozi put the wooden bowl on the table, and when they looked down at Hua Fengchun, they were all stunned.

The wooden bowl contained centipedes, spiders, ants, caterpillars, and other strange insects.

The little devil asked Ni Laozi: "Why are they all insects?"

Ni Laozi: "Insects are low fat and high protein, how good, they are not only nutritious, healthy, but also delicious." ”

Hua Fengchun felt a headache and sighed, "Brother, if you eat insects, you can eat insects, and everyone can tolerate it, but how can you eat such a bunch of live insects?"

The insects in the wooden bowl were all alive, some crawling there, some wriggling there, and the sight of them gave you goosebumps.

Ni Laozi said: "It's fresh, and I didn't have to work hard to catch these insects." Let's not talk about it, let's eat. ”