Chapter 85: Undercover Again?
"Monkey ...... Monkey...... Brother, you ...... You...... You open ...... I'm kidding...... Right?"
Zhu Bajie stammered as he stepped back.
"What do you think?" Sun Wukong smiled grimly, gradually getting closer.
Zhu Bajie stretched out a hand, trying to block Sun Wukong's approach in this way.
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey...... Brother Monkey, can we discuss it again...... Consult...... Consult...... Once?"
Sun Wukong's patience was completely gone, the acne on his face was a little small, and he stepped forward directly to arrest Zhu Bajie and said, "Don't grind, hurry up." ”
"Ahh......h Master...... Come and save me, I don't want to be a corpse. ”
It's really not like this, why is it him who goes undercover every time, forget it last time, go and be a cook.
Why did you let him be a corpse this time?
What is this monkey brother thinking about all day long?
It's all so strange that ordinary people can't imagine it.
"Amitabha. ”
"Bajie, you can follow your senior brother. ”
"Don't think about that corpse all the time, you imagine you're a statue...... It's not that hard. ”
Tang Seng leaned forward as he spoke, wanting to see how Sun Wukong was going to turn Zhu Bajie into a corpse of the virus.
"Master, you don't have a backache when you sit and talk. Zhu Bajie looked desperate and let Sun Wukong throw him on the bed.
Looking up at Tang Seng's excited face, a light suddenly flashed in his mind.
"Master, why don't you come and be this undercover agent, don't you feel bored all day long? How exciting is it to be an undercover agent...... Brother Monkey, why are you beating me?"
Sun Wukong said angrily: "You are a big rebel, you dare to let the master go undercover." ”
"No, you didn't mean you'd go with us...... Go?"
Zhu Bajie didn't understand.
Just now Sun Wukong said that he will attach himself to himself and enter the basement together, as long as there is danger, he will come out to save himself.
With such a safe and secure thing, let the master go and have fun, his suggestion is not too much, why has it become a big rebellion?
"You idiot. Sun Wukong glanced back at Tang Seng, and then attached it to Zhu Bajie's ear and whispered: "Just our master's stupidity, more stupid than you, how can you go undercover?"
Tang Seng's ears were sharp, and Sun Wukong's whispered words made him hear them at once.
He hadn't planned to go.
But when he heard Sun Wukong say this, he suddenly became unconvinced, and he actually had a feeling that he wanted to try it.
"Amitabha. ”
Tang Seng stepped forward and slapped Sun Wukong on the back, "Wukong, don't embarrass your junior brother, these things, we still have to do it with our personal wishes." ”
Sun Wukong let him shoot like this, slammed a motivational stereo, and turned his head to look at him like a ghost.
His first reaction was, "Master, did you take the wrong medicine?"
Tang Seng gave him another slap at the moment, "You just took the wrong medicine!" I mean, if your junior brother doesn't want to go, don't let him go." ”
Sun Wukong directly gave him a roll of the eyes, "Who will go if he doesn't go?"
Tang Seng: "I'll go." ”
Monkey King: "......"
Zhu Bajie was secretly happy in his heart, oh yes, the master is really too transparent.
He got up from the bed with a grunt, and then helped Tang Seng, "Master, help you lie down...... You slow down, don't rush. ”
Tang Seng sat directly on the bed, raised his legs, and then lay down on the bed, "Come on." ”
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched a few times.
He refused in his heart, he took Zhu Bajie with him, and he could bully her unscrupulously, so he took a master and ......
Don't you have to do everything yourself?
Tang Seng saw Sun Wukong standing next to him with a look of resistance, and as soon as his mind turned, he immediately opened his mouth and said: "Moon ......"
Sun Wukong hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered, "Okay, you go...... It's up to you. ”
He reluctantly raised his hand and snapped his fingers.
The flower fairy, who had been waiting outside for a long time, received the signal and immediately rushed in with a large toolbox.
Her eyes were full of excitement, staring at Tang Seng and said, "Are you ready?"
When Tang Seng saw the flower fairy rushing in, he was so frightened that he quickly got up from the bed, and the whole person shrank into the corner of the bed and hugged his knees, "You...... You...... What do you want to do?"
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Sun Wukong: "Master, you're thinking a little crooked. ”
The flower fairy silently carried his toolbox to the side and put it down, then straightened up and said to Tang Seng: "I am a professional in makeup. ”
Tang Seng was stunned, "What? makeup?"
"Yes, makeup. Sun Wukong couldn't look past his master's stupid appearance, and stepped forward to explain, "The makeup skills of the flower fairy are first-class, and it is guaranteed that you can draw exactly the same as those who have been infected with the virus." ”
“...... So what?" Tang Seng still couldn't understand, "Are you planning to turn me like that purely by technique rather than by using spells?"
Sun Wukong: "Of course you can't use spells, the other party is also a cultivator, and our tricks may not be able to satisfy the other party, so we still have to rely on real technology." ”
While they were talking, the flower fairy had already opened the toolbox, revealing the dozen or so brushes in it, ranging from large to small, as well as some lotions, makeup lotions, and some other pigments and other things.
Then he pulled out a large clear glasses from the bottom of the toolbox and put them on, then put on a mask, a pair of transparent gloves.
After wearing these, she suddenly remembered that her apron was not tied, so she said to Sun Wukong next to her: "You help me bring that apron and tie it for me." ”
She instructed Sun Wukong's appearance to be special and natural.
Sun Wukong was surprised, but he came back to his senses for a while, and said directly to Zhu Bajie: "Go, tie the apron for the fairy." ”
Zhu Bajie pointed his finger at himself with his backhand, "Why let me go?
Since seeing the nature of the flower fairy's dominatrix, Zhu Bajie saw that the flower fairy was far away, and he didn't like to be so spicy.
"If you want to go, where is so much nonsense. Sun Wukong raised his foot and kicked him.
This guy's itchy skin, isn't it?
If you don't get beaten, you'll kick him in the nose and face.
Zhu Bajie let Sun Wukong kick like this, and rushed forward directly, almost throwing himself into the arms of the flower fairy.
He quickly retracted his feet, rowed desperately with both hands, and slid a dozen times before retracting his leaning forward.
"Hehe......"
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva against the angry glare of the flower fairy, and quickly moved to the side, lifting the transparent apron.
0.5 meters away from her, his hands shook while hanging the apron around her neck, and then wrapped it around her back and tied her in the form of a lotus finger.
After completing this, Zhu Bajie immediately jumped back and exhaled a breath.
My mother, this flower fairy is too fierce, I guess I won't be able to get married in the future.