Chapter 43: Grabbing the bag

"I don't know. Zhu Bajie didn't bother to pay attention to Sun Wukong, he was holding a plate of freshly fried spicy chicken wings, and his saliva was about to flow out.

Sun Wukong glanced down, and was about to grab one, but Zhu Bajie quickly picked up his hand, "You have to eat and wash your hands." ”

Sun Wukong pursed his lips, turned around and went into the bathroom to wash his hands.

After a while, he came out and said to Zhu Bajie, who had already served all the dishes on the table: "I can tell you, I have a big harvest." ”

Zhu Bajie put down the bowl, and asked without looking at him, "What is the big harvest?"

"Guess!" Sun Wukong still picked up the spicy chicken wings with a mysterious look on his face and nibbled on them, and then frowned: "You should have a Coke." ”

Zhu Bajie squatted down angrily, "If you like to say it, don't talk about it, don't talk about pulling it down, I want Coke to buy it by myself." ”

"What's wrong with you?" Sun Wukong was a little strange, thinking to himself how long he had only been out, why was this guy angry, could it be that he blamed himself for not taking him when he went out?

Zhu Bajie was even more angry when he heard him ask, "Are you embarrassed to ask me what's wrong?

Sun Wukong looked confused, "What did I do?"

Zhu Bajie angrily moved all those dishes to himself, not letting Sun Wukong eat or talk to him.

Sun Wukong was really angry and funny when he looked like a child, "No, if you don't tell me, how do I know what I did to offend you." ”

Zhu Bajie saw that he was still pretending to be confused, and finally couldn't help it, slapped the table and said, "Why are you telling Master how much money we used to rent this house." ”

Zhu Bajie thought that he had just about to cook when he received a call from his master, and at that time he was happy to think that his master missed him.

But before he could speak, Tang Seng's voice of chanting and reproach came: "Bajie, how did you become like this, the pit people have come to your master, it's really not authentic......"

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie was angry and annoyed.

Sun Wukong listened to a question mark in his head, "When did I tell him? Didn't you tell him about this rent and reimburse him for it? Why did you rely on me...... No, you idiot is over-reporting the rent?"

Sun Wukong immediately thought of what Zhu Bajie had done.

I also guessed that this guy must have let the master know about his bad deeds, and he was scolded, so he came to find himself angry.

Zhu Bajie was poked by him, and he was annoyed and angry on the spot: "I'll report it higher, what's wrong? Don't we have to report our usual living expenses to the master, I'm just adding the money to the rent money at one time to save the master, am I not filial piety?"

For his dead duck's hard-mouthed words, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, "You deserve it, let the master find out about the money by quoting money by yourself, don't blame others for the fault, I won't carry your pot." ”

After speaking, he pulled the dish in front of Zhu Bajie and ate it.

Zhu Bajie couldn't protect the dishes he cooked, and said in a very irritable mood: "Then this is not what you said, who else can say it, you and I know about it." ”

If Sun Wukong wasn't afraid that this idiot wouldn't cook in a fit of anger, he really wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to him.

After he ate two mouthfuls of food in a row, he said, "Did you do anything on the invoice?"

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment and said, "How do you know, heh, you didn't tell the secret!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, "Sue you for a fart, use your pig brain to think about it, our master has been making a bookkeeper for Rulai for nearly a thousand years, and the checks, invoices and other things handled every day are no less than tens of thousands, just your clumsy hands and feet."

Hmph, that is, he was too sleepy, he didn't look carefully, and he probably thought that you were his apprentice and wouldn't pit him, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

He looked at it in high spirits, can he not find it!"

Zhu Bajie stared at Sun Wukong with his brows twisted for a while, and thought about his words for a while, and felt that what he said made sense.

Just as he watched like this for a while and thought for a while, Sun Wukong had already swept away half of the food on the table.

"Oh, Brother Monkey, are you a starving monkey reincarnated?" Zhu Bajie hurriedly put the remaining half of the food into his arm.

Sun Wukong had already eaten eight points full, and when he saw that he hid it and didn't give it to himself, he didn't grab it.

After he drank the half bowl of soup in front of him, he burped and said, "Okay, I won't rob you, hurry up and eat, and I'll tell you what I just went out for." ”

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he stood up, walked to the sofa and lay down.

Zhu Bajie looked at his flammy mouth with disgust, "I said Brother Monkey, you should wipe your mouth?—— you just have eaten and you lie there, how can you live like a pig than me?"

Sun Wukong touched his semi-circular belly, "How good it is to be a pig, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, carefree." ”

Zhu Bajie: "......"

At this moment, he has an impulse to say to Sun Wukong, you have become a Buddha, not that you are also a Buddha in life!

But he didn't dare to say it, for fear that Sun Wukong would squash him with a golden hoop stick.

After Zhu Bajie finished eating and washed the dishes and chopsticks, Sun Wukong told Zhu Bajie all the news he had heard from Rabbit.

Zhu Bajie's mouth was wide open and he could swallow a duck egg, and his tone was quite sour: "I'm grinning, this snail mother's daughter is really suspicious - not Brother Monkey, why did you just suspect someone, who will risk you?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him, "Why do I sound like there is sour air in your words?"

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "You are sour, what I am saying is the truth, okay?" ”

Sun Wukong didn't bother to pay attention to his sour words, "Yes, yes, what you said is true, what I said is false - hey, whether this is true or not, we have to check the daughter of this old snail mother." ”

With that, he stood up and walked to his room.

Zhu Bajie didn't understand what he was going to do. He shouted from behind, "Didn't you say you were going to investigate?

Sun Wukong didn't reply: "Take a nap when you're tired, and get up in the afternoon to check." ”

"......" Zhu Bajie whispered: "I see that you are not in a hurry at all, you just want to stay here for a while longer, so that I can spend a little more money, bad monkey." ”

It's okay not to mention this money, but when I mention Zhu Bajie, I think of the 1200 I returned to Tang Seng with a heartache.

As soon as Sun Wukong returned to the room, he took out his mobile phone and flipped out the photo of the snail girl in the email and compared it with the appearance of the snail girl in his mind.