Chapter 95: Blind date, so terrifying
The beauty introduced by Wang Po is very satisfied with Tianjizi.
In the past, Tianjizi was a charlatan, and he couldn't imagine this kind of goddess-like existence.
Now, Honghuang Temple is the most popular Taoist temple in Gaiping Mansion, he is famous and rich, and it is not what it used to be.
What if Lao Tzu is a toad? Lao Tzu now has the confidence to eat swan meat when he enters a restaurant.
Tianjizi straightened his waist, he couldn't be too slinged in front of the beauties, otherwise, he would be looked down upon by the beauties.
Tianjizi made a serious appearance, with a polite smile on his face, and asked:
"What do you call Miss?"
"It's good if you call me Xiaomei," the beauty twisted and threw a wink at Tianjizi.
Tianjizi felt numb and crispy, as if he had passed through an electric current.
He was restless, and now he wanted to throw Xiaomei to the ground and howl wildly.
Oh!~~~
Tianjizi looked at Xiaomei, and the melody of the classic Huangmei opera "Tianxian Pei" sounded in his mind:
The birds in the trees come in pairs.
Green mountains and green waters with smiles.
and from that slavery no more.
Both husband and wife returned home.
You plough the fields and I will weave.
I'll bring water to you to water your garden.
Although the cold kiln is broken, it can shelter from the wind and rain.
Husband and wife love bitter and sweet.
You and I are like mandarin ducks, flying like wings in the world.
Tianjizi looked intoxicated, shook his head to the melody, and hummed softly.
Xiaomei was inexplicable, stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Tianjizi's eyes, and shouted: "Dao Chief, Dao Chief, Dao Chief." ”
Xiaomei screamed several times in a row, and Tianjizi finally came back to her senses.
"Dao Chief, I think you are handsome and handsome, and you are the ideal husband in my mind. I wonder how you feel about me?"
Xiaomei's appearance is very shy, but she speaks very directly.
Tianjizi's eyes lit up, "I feel so good about you." ”
Xiaomei smiled, lowered her head, and made a shy, "Then, let's talk about getting married." ”
Tianjizi and Xiaomei have met for less than three minutes, and they have already begun to talk about marriage, and Bolt can't catch up with this speed.
Tianjizi smiled: "Okay, what kind of wedding do you want to have?"
Xiaomei frowned lightly and said, "Dao Chief, my family has been poor since I was a child, and my parents have brought me up with hard work, and I want to repay them for their nurturing grace." ”
"It should. ”
"I told them that I have no other ability but to find a good man who is reasonable and understands righteousness, and let him get more bride price to support his parents. ”
"How much do you want?"
Tianjizi is now rich, hard-hearted, and heroic.
Xiaomei glanced at Tianjizi with a smile and said a number - "100,000 taels of silver." ”
With a poof, Tianjizi squirted out a mouthful of tea, almost choking to death.
In a small place like Gaiping Mansion, an official with an establishment can only pay two or three hundred taels of silver a year, and Xiaomei will ask for a bride price of 100,000 taels of silver when she opens her mouth.
"Dao Chief, are you alright?"
Xiaomei stroked Tianjizi's back, took out a handkerchief, and wiped Tianjizi's mouth.
Tianjizi's eyes widened, "One hundred thousand taels of silver, a bit much." ”
Xiaomei showed a disappointed look, "Without 100,000 taels of silver, I can't be filial to my parents and repay their nurturing kindness." Father, mother, daughter is not filial~~~"
Xiaomei was a monster, wiping her tears and sobbing there.
Tianjizi was already fascinated by Xiaomei, and hurriedly said:
"Xiaomei, don't cry, although I don't have 100,000 taels of silver now, I will work hard, and I will definitely earn 100,000 taels of silver in the future to support your parents. ”
Xiaomei immediately stopped crying, looked at Tianjizi, and asked, "I heard that you are the master of the Honghuang Temple?"
Tianjizi straightened his waist and coaxed, "That's right, I am the master of the Flood Wilderness View, and the Lord of the Flood Wilderness View is me." ”
Xiaomei said: "If the two of us get married, the title deed of Honghuangguan will be changed to my name." ”
Tianjizi blinked, looking confused.
Xiao Meijiao said drippingly: "People are girls, although the two of us are now affectionate and loving, but, you men are all flowery turnips, in case you change your mind and cheat in the future, I have nothing, and I will be kicked out of the house by you, and I will suffer a lot." ”
Tianjizi scratched his head, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "Okay, I'll change the title deed to your name." ”
Xiaomei saw that Tianjizi was obedient, and her heart was overjoyed, and she continued:
"My parents live in the country, and when they come to visit me, they have to have a car. ”
"No problem, I'll buy them a car. ”
"You are the master of the Honghuang Temple, my parents are your father-in-law and mother-in-law, and the car you sit in can't be too shabby, otherwise, you will also lose face. Now that Western-style carriages are popular, let's buy a Western-style carriage, the price is not too high, just 10,000 taels of silver. ”
Just now, Tianjizi sprayed tea, and now, Tianjizi is going to spray blood.
10,000 taels of silver carriages, you can't find a few in Gaiping Mansion.
Xiaomei looked at Tianjizi, her face sank, and she said coquettishly: "What's the matter, you don't love me anymore?"
"No, no, no. ”
"It's vulgar to be upset when you think about money. ”
"Xiaomei, you misunderstood me, I don't care about money, I care more about you. Western carriages, I buy them, can't I buy them?"
Xiaomei showed a subtle smile and said:
"When I get married, my relatives and friends will come to say hello, you have to buy me some jewelry, and dress me up beautifully, so that those relatives and friends will not laugh at me. ”
"Okay, I'll buy it. ”
"I want a big diamond ring, and the diamond is big enough to show a person's face. I also want a gemstone necklace, the kind of limited edition local tycoon. I'm going to ...... more."
Tianjizi looked at Xiaomei, and he felt like he was cooking a pot of porridge in his head.
Tianjizi made some money, but in order to meet Xiaomei's needs, he chopped him up and sold it, and he couldn't make so much money.
Tianjizi rolled his eyes, slammed on the table, and fainted.
"Ah, what's wrong with you, Dao Chief, the bride price hasn't been given to me yet, and the title deed hasn't been changed yet, so you can't just die. Hold on and write me a will now!"
............
Hua Fengchun, the little devil and the princess surrounded Tianjizi, who sat on a chair and was unconscious.
Hua Fengchun and the little devil were pinching people and pouring cold water, tossing for a long time, and Tianjizi just didn't wake up.
The little devil said, "Master shouldn't really hang up, right?"
Hua Fengchun glared at Wang Po angrily: "You are a black shop, I will go to the government to sue you!"
Wang Po said: "Young man, don't get excited, I have a way to wake up your master." ”
"What's the solution?"
"Look at my life-saving kiss. ”
Wang Po took out a tube of lipstick and wiped it on her mouth, and the big mouth, red as if she had eaten a dead child, kissed Tianjizi in one bite.