As soon as he came back from the first month of the lunar month, he saw Xiao Yu Lao Shen lying on the ground in the courtyard basking in the sun.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

"No, no, no, I finally got home, I haven't felt at home for a long time. ”

Qingyue was annoyed, she really couldn't do anything about this person if she didn't want to be embarrassed, but it was okay to sneer at him a few words.

"Isn't your father Cangyue Demon Venerable in Demon Abyss City, if you want to go home, get out of here, don't stay here with me." ”

She really knew everything, Xiao Yu propped up her upper body from the recliner, stared at her seriously, and said softly: "Chu'er, where there is you, is my home." ”

At the beginning of the month, a blush quickly crept up on her pretty face, but it quickly disappeared.

I only heard Xiao Yu say again: "You used to be in the Infinite Immortal Sect, and the Infinite Immortal Sect was my home, and now that you are here, this is my home." ”

It's okay not to say it, as soon as he talked about the Infinite Immortal Sect, at the beginning of the month, he thought that the people in front of him kept saying that the Infinite Immortal Sect was his home, who would destroy his own home.

"Since you still know that the sect is your home, why did you destroy it, isn't this a slap in the face?"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yu said viciously: "There are wicked people who have driven you out of this home, and murdered my relatives and friends, I just drove the wicked people away; ”

Qingyue crossed him and went straight into the living room, saying at the same time: "It's not rare, you hurry up, I don't want to see you." ”

Xiao Yu licked her face and followed her, and when she heard that she was about to drive people again, she said: "Chu'er, unless you kill me, you are your person in life, and you will stay with you when you die." ”

At the beginning of the month, he turned around and raised his palm, and he used his internal strength to fight, but when he saw Xiao Yu closing his eyes and waiting for death, he was clearly in a posture of not leaving.

Don't be kidding, he can even find this place, unless he goes to the spirit world, but depending on how shameless he is, he will definitely follow him to the spirit world.

Thinking that this man is useless, he said: "It's okay to stay, this is the academy, give me a reason to let you stay, my academy doesn't raise idlers." ”

Xiao Yu was secretly happy, and said busily: "I can teach those students martial arts, isn't this Western Kingdom a martial arts." ”

Qingyue shook her head, "I'm teaching, you don't have to bother." ”

Then I saw Xiao Yu standing in place and thinking about it, so he reminded him for a long time: "University, literature, history, geography, strategy..."

Every time he said the same, he saw Xiao Yu shaking his head and vetoing it, so he said disdainfully: "Look, you don't know anything, what's the use of me keeping you?"

Xiao Yu suddenly thought that he would be able to set up a formation, and immediately spoke: "I know how to form a formation." ”

"Your witch array doesn't work here, the marching array belongs to the category of strategy, and there is no need for it. ”

This doesn't work, that doesn't work, if you think about it, you can't even do anything!

Qingyue smiled and made a gesture of please, the meaning is self-evident.

Xiao Yu was unwilling, and wanted to take a detour: "You haven't taught me anything before." ”

Qingyue's smile plummeted, and she said in a cold voice: "Canglong Daoyou, aren't you out of your mind? Aren't you a self-proclaimed demon cultivator in the demon world, well-read and well-informed." ”

Xiao Yu scratched his head in embarrassment, "It's just a false name...", halfway through the words, he suddenly thought of something, slapped his palm and said: "By the way, the art of divination is feasible? ”

Qing Yue saw that the more he spoke, the more energetic he became, and he couldn't help but strike: "Do you want to teach all the students in my academy to be gods?"

Xiao Yu smiled calmly, shook his finger and said: "No, the art of divination is to use the fortune of heaven to make up for the difference in people's luck; ”

Seeing that he was reasonable, Qing Yue was speechless for a while, so he had to let him demonstrate it for himself on the spot.

"Seeing that you are right, then demonstrate it first, and if you can convince me, you will be left to be a gentleman. ”

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that his magic power had been sealed, how could this be proved?

His eyes circled around the living room, and when he saw the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the wooden table next to him, he suddenly had an idea.

"The art of divination is all-inclusive, and word measurement is also one of them, do you want to try it at the beginning?"

At the beginning of the month, he didn't say anything, so he picked up a brush and wrote a love word on the paper.

Xiao Yu picked it up and glanced at the other party again.

Then he said: "There are many kinds of affection, there are family affection, friendship, love, and your surname is love, the vertical heart belongs to the fire, the green is wood, the wood makes the fire, the midsummer fire is the order, and the flame is the elephant." It means that you are anxious about something or someone at the moment, and it has already made you angry! Am I right?"

That's right, the deity is on fire when he sees you now. Qingyue secretly gritted her teeth, this person can't be driven away, can she not be angry.

Seeing that she didn't speak, Xiao Yu put down the paper, slowly approached Qingyue and whispered: "Chu'er, I was wrong, as long as you let me stay, I promise not to bother you." ”

When Qingyue heard this, he immediately said: "This is what you said, then I will give you a month to try it, if you can't afford to be Mr., disappear from my eyes immediately, can you agree?"

Xiao Yu raised his right hand and promised: "Don't worry, Chu'er, if I can't teach within a month, I will get out of the academy immediately." ”

"Okay, it's limited to one month, and after a month, I will personally check the students, and if you don't pass the test, you can leave." ”

It's done!

Xiao Yu turned around and went back to the room to prepare some props for class.

As a result, he suddenly heard Qingyue say: "Wait, you go to live next door temporarily." ”

Xiao Yu shook his head, and said without thinking about it: "Since you and I are Taoist couples, according to the mortal world, we are husband and wife, and it is normal to live together." ”

Qing Yue pointed to the door and said coldly: "Do you want to go." ”

Seeing her so persistent, Xiao Yu couldn't help it, so he had to step out of the courtyard and live in a small courtyard next door.

The courtyard is small, less than a few feet in circumference by a fence, and there is only one bedroom in a wooden house except for the living room. However, the environment is not bad, household utensils are readily available, and it is spotlessly cleaned, and it seems that someone has often cleaned it.

Pushing open the bedroom window, you can see the Mo Lianhua tree in the distance.

At this time, Qing Yue walked in and threw him two things.

"This money bag is for you, it is for your daily expenses this month, and you can buy supplies by yourself, and the other is a token for entering and leaving the academy. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Xiao Yu to respond, he turned around and left.

Xiao Yu had no choice but to pick up the money bag and tokens, and rushed to the imperial capital thirty miles away to buy some daily necessities.

When I returned to the academy, it was already approaching evening. I was so hungry that I couldn't do it, so I quickly put down my things and ran into the living room at the beginning of the love month.

Sure enough, he saw that Qingyue happened to sit down to eat, but there were no dishes and chopsticks on the table, and he didn't mind, he ran into the kitchen and got a pair of dishes and chopsticks, and then sat opposite her and gave himself a meal under the white eyes of Qingyue, all in one go.

For a while, there was only the sound of Xiao Yu gobbling up in the living room, but Qing Yue was chewing slowly, and there was no sound at all, and he was elegant and indifferent, which formed a sharp contrast with Xiao Yu.

After Qingyue packed up all the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen and came out, he saw that Xiao Yu was still sitting and didn't leave, and immediately said unhappily: "What are you still doing sitting here, you have eaten, go back to yourself, get up tomorrow, and I will take you to the school." ”

Xiao Yu immediately became anxious when he heard this, and gradually complained: "It's so early, I can't get up, you can just arrange for me to go to Shenshi." ”

I didn't pay attention to it at the beginning of the month, but Shi Shiran said: "The time is Mr. Chen Ran's history class, the time is Mr. An Yi's strategy class, and the time is my martial arts class." Since you are going to come to the academy to teach, it is only time for you. ”

“.....”

This is revenge!

Seeing Xiao Yu's bitter face, Qingyue seemed to be smiling, and continued: "You don't have to get up so early, if you leave the academy, no one cares about you when you want to sleep." ”

It's a threat!

Xiao Yu looked at the beginning of the love month, and finally gritted his teeth and stepped out of the yard to go back to sleep.

The next day, Xiao Yu appeared in the courtyard of Qingyue on time, and Qingyue nodded secretly, just be obedient.

"Come with me. ”

The academy occupies a very large area, from the entrance of the academy, it is a rockery, the rockery is surrounded by a nine-curved corridor, built around the lake; through this rockery is a large square, here is also the place where the students contact martial arts, the front of the square is the school, the east of the room is the sea of flowers, the north of the room is the back, it is the place where Mr. lives. In addition to a few large classrooms, there is a casino on the west side, which is also a place for students to relax and play.

There is a distance of at least three miles from the courtyard to the school. It's summer, and the flowers and trees on both sides of the trail are in full bloom.

In one room, thirty-one students were bored waiting for classes to start.

The second prince, Xi Chu, was closing his eyes and recuperating when he heard a student discuss.

"How could the dean, Lord Dean, come up with the idea of taking this course in divination? What is there to learn about this divination technique? Could it be that in the future, we will be godly sticks and go to the street to show people's faces?"

"Haha~ Brother Ziyan, oh no, Ziyan Daochang, what do you think of my fortune today? Is it to win every gamble or to lose every gamble, haha!"

The student named Ziyan was not annoyed, and pretended to be very cooperative, while raising his hand to stroke the long beard that did not exist, he pinched his fingers and counted, and said: "Brother Ren is not good, there is a way of luck waiting for you when you go out today." ”

The brother Ren cooperated: "Brother Ziyan, but it doesn't hurt to say it's okay, what is the luck?"

"Shit luck!"

"Poof~"

"Haha~"

“....”

For a moment, the whole school room burst into laughter.

Even several female students, including the third princess Xiling, were almost angry by these funny two.

Just as he was laughing on his back, Qingyue took Xiao Yu into the school.

In an instant, the entire school room was empty.

I won't talk about it at the beginning of the month, after all, I have been convinced for a long time, and it has long become a habit.

But Xiao Yu appeared in front of the students for the first time, dressed in a slender and decent black robe, with a token hanging on his dark gold waist, and his eye-catching white and purple hair was spotless, although he was simply tied with a hosta, but his handsome face and deep eyes were not fairy-like characters!

And standing next to the beginning of the love month, this scene, like the person in the painting, is so dazzling.

Fairy couple!

These four words flashed out in the minds of all the students.

Princess Xiling was deeply inhaled by those deep eyes, looked at Xiao Yu, and lost her mind for a long time, until a violent heartbeat woke her up.

She subconsciously clutched her chest, trying to stop the damn sounds.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mr. Xiao, who will be in charge of your divination class in the future. ”

After Qingyue finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Xiao Yu and said, "The time before the time belongs to you, remember?"

Xiao Yu nodded, and waited for the beginning of the month to leave, then waved his loose sleeves, and Shi Shiran sat down cross-legged.

Between gestures, elegant and leisurely, indifferent but not pretentious.

Looking up, looking at the students who had not yet come back to their senses, Xiao Yu smiled faintly and said: "My surname is Xiao, and I will be your divination master in the future. I don't want you to be proficient in this way, but what I want to say is that this is the divination path to avoid evil and good fortune and eliminate disasters. ”

After saying this paragraph, even Xiao Yu himself almost believed it.

Sneaking a glance below, I saw that all the students listened quietly, especially the female students, and even wrote them down with paper.

Xiao Yu was a little embarrassed, and continued busily: "As for me, I don't want you to learn from Ze Wanmin and determine the degree of national fortune, as long as you can do it for yourself, your family, and friends. If a person is unlucky and even stuffs his teeth with saliva, what do you say?"

All the students said in unison: "Mr. is reasonable, Mr. is high-minded." ”

It's done!

I'm afraid that you won't be convinced, Xiao Yu is secretly happy, in terms of the ability to fool, the little master is a dignified infant ancestor, can't you cure these melon babies!

Next, Xiao Yu showed his hand again.

"I don't know which student would like to give it a try, sir, I will test him on the spot to see if it works. ”

As soon as the words fell, Princess Xiling was the first to stand up, and when the other students looked at her in surprise, they only felt that their little faces were flushed, and hurriedly explained: "I... I want to test my financial fortunes. ”

As a princess, this explanation is obviously a bit suspicious of covering her ears and stealing the bell.

However, Xiao Yu didn't know the identity of the other party, so he said, "This student, what word do you want to test?"

Princess Xiling was in a hurry, her mind was blank, and she couldn't think of any words she wanted to measure, "I... I want to... To..."

"What's your name?"

When Xi Ling saw Xiao Yu relieving her, she immediately smiled gratefully, and hurriedly responded: "My name is Xi Ling, and I have a spirit in my heart." ”

Xiao Yu said clearly: "Then measure this spiritual word, as if it is above, the fire is below, it is water, water is wealth, fire is water, it is wealth, you have not been good at wealth recently? ”

When Princess Xiling heard this, she suddenly realized: "Sir, I'll just say, the glass mirror you just gave me less than a month ago, Brother Erhuang, broke it for no reason." ”

When the second prince heard this, he looked at her with some surprise, although the glass mirror was not priceless, but it was also a rare thing to be remembered by his own imperial sister.

"When did it break?"

"Just the morning..."

"Oh~"

The students suddenly realized that just one word can measure whether a person has broken the fortune, such a powerful skill, how can it not be learned.

"Sir, please teach me the art of divination, I want to see if I can turn it over today!"

"Sir, please teach me the art of divination, I want to see if I can meet the person I like today!"

"Sir...."

Xiao Yu secretly liked to laugh, but she only felt that this Xiling girl was really a wonderful person, and when she said it casually, she really helped herself to round out her words.

Xiao Yu didn't know if she broke the glass mirror, but seeing that this group of students were eager to study, she raised her hand and comforted: "Students, please be quiet, Mr. Ben is mainly here to get to know you today, and the teaching will start tomorrow, I hope you will not be late." ”

Xiao Yu pinched his fingers, and after delaying for so long, his stomach was a little hungry, so he got up and said, "That's all for today's class, we'll see you tomorrow." ”

Then in a group of reluctant eyes, he stepped out of the door of the school, and when he walked to a no-man's corner, Xiao Yu pulled his legs and ran towards the courtyard of the beginning of love.

I went out early today, and I forgot to use breakfast, I just hope that Qing Yue can leave him something to eat for the sake of being so diligent.

rushed into the living room and saw a Gu rice porridge and a plate of side dishes on the table.

In the past, you could open the valley in the cultivation realm, and I didn't feel anything, but now in the mortal realm, there is someone who prepares three meals a day for me, and a feeling of happiness arises spontaneously.

Is this the life of a mortal, you don't have to fight and kill, you don't have to worry about suddenly jumping out of a powerful statue and slashing yourself with a palm, it's good!

Although with his current cultivation strength, there is no need to worry about this, but it is easy to dodge the open gun and difficult to defend against the hidden arrow!

People like Wuyu who lack hearts and eyes abound in the cultivation realm, aren't they.

Thinking about it, I fell into a trance, until I heard the cold voice of the beginning of love in my ears.

"What do you think? The chopsticks are almost in my eyes, really..."

"I was thinking that if mortals were living like this, it would be good to live like this forever. ”

Unexpectedly, Qing Yue suddenly put on a serious expression and reprimanded: "Childish, I advise you to dispel this idea, although mortals have been in a hurry for a hundred years, but one day you will get tired of it." Our essence is still monks, and monks do not pursue the Great Dao, do not pursue immortality, and your Tao is almost at the end. ”

Xiao Yu was silent, he didn't know this truth, he was just greedy for a while. He coveted this feeling, greedy to have a confidant to accompany him, so that he would not be too lonely on the road of cultivation.

He didn't love him at the beginning of the month, he knew it early on, but he wanted to try to see if he could soften her hard-hearted heart and leave his own taste in her heart.

So he came here, but he didn't have the mood to explain when he first came, and since both of them knew it, why bother to pierce this layer of tissue paper.

"Chu'er, it's good to have you!"

At the beginning of the month, he didn't say anything, turned around and went back to the room.

On the second day, Xiao Yu didn't bother Qing Yue and consciously went to the school room to take classes.

As soon as he arrived at the school, he saw thirty-one students waiting for him, Xiao Yu nodded, which meant that this group of students had recognized him as a gentleman.

As soon as Xiao Yu sat down, he said, "Let's start with the most basic learning of divination today, looking at appearances. ”

As soon as Xiao Yu's words fell, some students asked puzzledly: "Sir, don't we learn to measure words?" You see that I have prepared the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, so I need to learn how to measure words. ”

"Yes, sir, teach us how to measure words!"

“....”

Xiao Yu shook his head and smiled mysteriously: "I will learn it after measuring the word, I will teach you to look at the face today, don't despise it, this face is the most basic divination technique, if you can't even learn this point, you don't need to learn it later." ”

“.....”

"The so-called relationship arises from the heart, which means that a person's heart determines whether the things he sees, or the understanding, interpretation, and perception of things. There is a Buddha said: There is no phase in the world, the phase is born from the heart, the visible things are really non-things, the things that can be felt, the things that can be felt, the things that are not things, the life is created by oneself, the phase is born from the heart, the environment changes with the heart, and there is tolerance is great.... Sometimes, people's eyes can also deceive people, when you are in a good mood, everything you see with your eyes is beautiful and bright, but when you are in a bad mood, everything you see is ugly and gray. ”

Xiao Yu secretly glanced down, and saw that the students were listening carefully, so he had the confidence to continue to flicker, oh, no, it was to continue talking.

"The human eye is the representative of a person's heart, which feeds back everything it sees to the heart, and the heart decides whether it is good or bad, and then feeds back to the human mind, and then manifests it on the face. Therefore, looking at the face is actually looking at a person's heart. ”

"Those gods on the street often say, 'This boy, I see that your hall is black, and I am afraid that disaster will befall you! Do you know why he said that? How can he see it?"

Seeing that the students shook their heads blankly, Xiao Yu explained with a faint smile: "In fact, a person's Yin Tang hair is not black, it is a disease in medicine, and when it comes to the mouths of those divine sticks, it becomes a disaster; Because he can't cure the disease, you can't go to him for treatment, and he will naturally have to find another way to make money in order to collect your money. ”

So they will vaguely attribute the illness to the calamity, so that people can be convinced, and the calamity in their mouth, including natural calamities, man-made calamities, diseases, and so on, as long as they are right, they are right. But how can they see that your Yin Tang is black, in fact, the reason is very simple, he guesses your heart by observing your expression..."

After talking for more than an hour, Xiao Yu's mouth was dry, and when he announced the end of class, the group of students were listening with relish, and when they reacted, they all muttered that Xiao Yu would continue to speak.

How could Xiao Yu agree to such an unreasonable request, at this time he was thirsty again, his stomach was even more hungry, and his mood had already flown to the courtyard at the beginning of the love month.

ps: The content of the article is purely fictional by the author, please don't take it seriously, haha!