Shen Gongbao had just decided to choose Taishang Laojun, an unlucky bastard, as his sneak target, when the cold mechanical voice of the system immediately came into Shen Gongbao's ears:

"The target is determined, the host has three days to prepare, and when the time is up, the system will automatically teleport the host to the target.

When the task is complete, the host is picked up. ”

For such an intimate service of the system, Shen Gongbao was overjoyed: I didn't expect that the system would have such a humanized service.

With his current cultivation, when he arrived at the Xuandu Palace of Taishang Laojun, he was afraid that he would have to fly for seven hundred and forty-nine days without sleep before he could reach his destination.

In addition, even if his sneak attack is successful, on the way back, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no accidents, if his life is not good.

It is possible that Taishang Laojun will find out that he is the culprit who attacked him, and with Taishang Laojun's temper, he is afraid that he will directly throw himself into his gossip alchemy furnace for refining.

And now there are free transmission benefits and back-to-city benefits given away by the system, and I'm still afraid of a carving!

Silently recited in his heart: "Rubik's Cube, come out!"

After reading it, Shen Gongbao opened his mouth wide and quietly waited for the Rubik's Cube to fly out of his mouth, and the Rubik's Cube flew into his mind from his mouth when he was defenseless.

The football-sized Rubik's Cube almost choked himself to death, this time Shen Gongbao was prepared early, opening his mouth early, at least the Rubik's Cube would not hold his teeth when it flew out of his mouth.

Shen Gongbao, who had been waiting for a long time with his mouth open, did not see his natal magic weapon Rubik's Cube flying out of his mouth, and he was anxious:

Rubik's Cube, why haven't you come out yet. You are a Rubik's cube, not a tractor. How to procrastinate, if I were fighting the enemy.

If you can't call out for half a day, won't I be beaten to death by the enemy?

Shen Gongbao had just finished slandering the Rubik's Cube in his abdomen, and suddenly felt a pain in his head. "Oh, I'll go, who, who attacked me?!"

When I raised my head, I saw that floating above my head was my natal magic weapon Rubik's Cube. "Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?

I opened my mouth for a long time, is it all white?"

The system's slightly smiling voice sounded: "Who told you that your natal magic weapon entered from your mouth, it must come out of your mouth?"

The artifact has a spirit, and the Rubik's Cube is also a dignified magic weapon, and you will have to use it more often in the future, what does it look like when it often goes in and out of your mouth?"

Shen Gongbao automatically ignored the slightly dirty words of the system, looked at the Rubik's Cube suspended above his head, and thought of a stick in his mind:

In "Journey to the West", Brother Monkey's Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick can be big or small, and in addition, it can also be turned into other weapons, and his Rubik's Cube is made of Ruyi Divine Stone outside the sky as the main material.

I don't know which one is better than Brother Monkey's stick, although the system told me that my Rubik's Cube can also be as big as it should be.

I just don't know if it can be the same as Brother Monkey's Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, and it can also be turned into another weapon, looking at the Rubik's Cube suspended above my head.

Shen Gongbao tried to shout: "Big!" A divine light flashed on the Rubik's Cube, and the size of the football-sized Rubik's Cube was indeed doubled.

Like a three-year-old child getting a beloved toy, Shen Gongbao playfully said: "Big, big, big, big, big。。。。。。 ”

Tragedy happened, because Shen Gongbao shouted too fast, and the Rubik's Cube, which suddenly swelled rapidly, directly became the size of a small mountain.

The Shen Gongbao, who was shouting happily, was directly pressed under the Rubik's Cube.

Shen Gong Leopard, who was pressed to the ground by the suddenly larger Rubik's Cube, was directly dizzy and his head was swollen, and his eyes were full of stars, and Shen Gong Leopard was crushed in a daze.

It took a long time for Shen Gongbao to come to his senses, and he seemed to have gone too far. Just when Shen Gongbao wanted to open his mouth to make the Rubik's Cube smaller.

First, there was a chuckle of "poof!", followed by a hearty laugh: "Hahaha! This stupid leopard is so funny, it almost killed me!"

Shen Gongbao heard it, and it was the system that let out a "poof!" like a fart sound and a chuckle.

As for who the person who laughed heartily without scruples, Shen Gongbao didn't know, he secretly slandered himself:

You're still a little bit of a bit of sympathy? You're laughing, do you know that it's immoral for you to base your happiness on other people's suffering?

The system is a big guy, I can't afford to mess with it, as for the guy who laughs, you wait for me, wait for me to get out of trouble, and see how I clean you up.

"Shhhhhh

Don't think about it in your heart, fortunately, I know that your kid is a master who refuses to suffer, and I blocked the thoughts in your heart early.

Otherwise, you're going to make a big deal of trouble for me.

Do you know who this laughing guy is, I tell you, he is Hongjun, if you let him know that you are slandering him.

He will reward you with a few thunderstorms, although Hongjun will give me face, and he will not directly use the thunderbolts to kill you.

But with Hongjun's temper, he will definitely cut you into serious injuries. During the mission, you gave me less extraneous branches, and I don't think you would be willing to accept the punishment of failing the mission.

Shen Gongbao, seriously, I'm really convinced of you, Hongjun has been integrated into the Heavenly Dao, and there has been no joy, anger and sorrow for millions of years.

But look at you, what have you done, first made Hongjun ugly and unconscious, and now you have done such a funny thing.

Hongjun, who has not laughed for millions of years, is about to laugh out loud with the sound of a pig. ”

The system's words made Shen Gongbao roll his eyes: "Yes, they are all big guys, and they can't be provoked." However, the system, you only allow the state officials to set fires and not allow the people to light the lamps.

You don't let me slander the ancestor. Are you really good at saying that Hongjun Ancestor?"

Regarding Shen Gongbao's thoughts, the system taught Shen Gongbao a very light lesson: "Strength determines the right to speak."

Don't say that I told you in private that Hongjun was about to laugh out of a pig's cry, I dared to point at Hongjun's nose and say this in front of Hongjun.

What can Hongjun do to me? My strength is on par with Hongjun, and it's a big deal that everyone will go to the outer heavens to fight for 300 rounds.

Young man, cultivate hard, and when you cultivate to the strength of mine, you can also point to his nose in front of Hongjun and say this. ”

Listening to the system, I am very cowish, you hurry up and praise my tone, Shen Gongbao is too lazy to talk nonsense with the system anymore. The most important thing to be a man is to be pragmatic.

Now I still get out of under this Rubik's Cube and say: "Small, small, small。。。。。。 ”

I don't know how many small things I silently recited in my heart before the Rubik's Cube returned to the size of a football, and Shen Gongbao, who wanted to know where the limit of the Rubik's Cube change was, did not stop.

After a while, Shen Gongbao suddenly found that the Rubik's Cube was gone, and his eyes widened, but Shen Gongbao still didn't find where the Rubik's Cube had gone.

Even if the Eye of Truth was opened, Shen Gongbao still didn't find the whereabouts of the Rubik's Cube.

Just when Shen Gongbao wondered if the system disliked him for being too playful and confiscated his Rubik's Cube, the voice of the system's dissatisfaction sounded:

"Host, please don't doubt the character of this system, how can this system take back what was given to you?

Your natal magic weapon, the Rubik's Cube, has now become the size of an atom because you have recited it too many times. Naturally, you can't see it!"