Chapter 31: Stealth, Piercing Walls
The wine and meat were quickly sent into the courtyard, and the monk's eyes lit up when he saw the wine, which made the servant extremely unhappy in his heart, drink, drink you to death.
"My lords, all the wine and meat are ready, if it is not enough, just give an order, and I will wait in the courtyard. ”
The monk just poured a bowl of wine and walked to the servant, the servant drooled when he saw it, and was expecting the monk to let him come to a bowl too, only to see the monk drink the bowl of wine, and then wiped the wine at the corner of his mouth with his cuffs, and smiled happily: "Good wine!"
"It's just that this wine is less, what's the matter, you look down on the amount of wine in the Sprinkle family?"
The servant looked at the three-cylinder of wine that had just been brought over, and thought to himself, not to mention five people, even if it was ten people, I am afraid that it would be enough to pour, "My lord, why don't you drink it first?"
"I'll just wait in the yard, and if it's not enough, I'll carry it again. ”
You didn't say two or three cylinders just now, I have three cylinders, you are too little?
Did you drink that much?
"Just kidding, how can this little wine be enough to drink? You don't go to the county to inquire, how much alcohol your Bajie Master drinks, where can you get this little wine?"
The monk fully showed the greed of a common man who only knew how to fight the autumn wind with the squire, and when he was shouting, he kept his hands on it, poured a bowl and handed it to Zhang Yukuai, "Lao Zhang, you also have a bowl." ”
"Chief, this bowl is for the most beautiful you!"
"Master Lin, this bowl is for you......"
"Hades ......"
After pouring the wine and handing it to everyone, seeing that the servant was still stunned, the monk walked over a few steps, raised his foot and kicked over, "Raised by a bitch, don't you go ...... soon"
"Come, let's drink, drink!"
"Drink!"
The servant was kicked by the monk and fell to the ground, looked back, and saw that everyone had picked up the wine bowl and drank it into the belly twice, and then changed to a flattering smile, "Come on, the villain will carry it, this will carry it!"
Half-crawling and half-running rushed out, turned his head and called someone to carry three jars of wine over, and then smiled brightly, "Official, what else do you have to order?"
"That's about the same, barely half-drunk, come on, you go to the courtyard and wait!"
drove the servant out, the monk followed and closed the door, and before closing the door, he took a sip of the servant, scolding and scolding, "The dog looks down on people, and dares to look down on the amount of alcohol that your master of Bajie drinks, phew!"
Syllable!
Seeing that the door was closed, the servant breathed a sigh of relief, and then sneered, "Phew, I thought that the people of the Calamity Division were so godly, didn't they look like this dog!"
"Drink, drink you to death! It's a pity that the silver with white flowers will be given to these dog official flowers, I'll give it to me!"
The door closed, and the monk turned around with a smile and prepared to ask for credit, but he was greeted by strange skeptical eyes.
"I can't see it, monk, where are you pretending, it's just a performance of your true colors!" This is a ridicule from the Taoist priest.
"I'm wondering if I'm going to let you go out for a walk when it's okay, I can't say, we have the funds for the activities of the Disaster Division. Yan Sang pondered.
"In my absence, it seems necessary to have people staring at you. Li Xisheng's eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was considering the necessity.
"Master Bajie, I don't drink so well, it's up to you......" Zhang Zhukuai looked at the wine vat full of the room and smiled bitterly, this is a real person.
“......”
The monk wants to cry without tears, isn't this what you asked me to play?
For some reason, the monk suddenly remembered the face of the Taoist priest just now......
......
"Drink!
"Let me tell you, the last time I went to Hewei Village, ten of them drank me, and in the end I all took them down! Speaking of which, the dipping pig cage in Hewei Village is really dangerous......
When night fell, the lights were on, and the servants in the courtyard listened to the monk's loud voice, looked at the figure reflected in the window, and jokingly said: "Look, this is our disaster in Longwei County, this is the legendary god who can catch demons and ghosts." ”
"Phew, it's all dog officials!"
"If it weren't for the official position, I would have been able to knock them down with one hand!"
"Why are you drunk without drinking?"
Another servant laughed and said, "If you have a piece of beef, you won't get drunk like this." ”
"Great light shadow beef, great thirty years old, but unfortunately fed to the dogs. ”
The servant licked his lips and said, "Forget it, as long as they stay in the house, they can be served." ”
"Don't cut off our money!"
......
The Taoist priest took out a few paper figures and sprinkled them in the air, then stood with his index and middle fingers side by side, chanting a few complicated incantations, and the paper figures rose to the wind, fell to their original seats, and turned into the appearance of Li Xisheng, Yan Sang, and the Taoist priest.
Then he took out a few pieces of rune paper, and when he saw Yan Sang's surprised appearance, he couldn't help but feel proud, "How about using paper people to transform into living people?" Do you want to learn the Tao from me?"
I would have liked to, but Chang Qi was very arrogant and didn't give face, Yan Sang sneered and shook his head.
"Hmph, look at this trick!"
The runes flew one after another, and one flew to Yan Sang, and then stuck to his chest.
The other flew to Li Xisheng, but was intercepted by the jade hand and then attached to his arm.
The corners of the Taoist priest's mouth twitched slightly, and he also put it on his arm, and then recited the mantra again, and in a few breaths, Yan Sang felt that some kind of change seemed to have occurred in his body, not from within the body, but from the longevity of the qi around the body.
Chang Yan, who didn't give face before, gathered around him at this time, but he still didn't show enthusiasm, just changed his ......
Ray?
Yan Sang raised his hand, and saw that Changqi's anger seemed to turn into a thin film, attached to his body, making his body look a little illusory, this is the invisibility talisman?
The Taoist invisibility talisman in this world doesn't seem to be as mysterious as he imagined, but it just changes the light, making him look illusory, but it's not like the previous TV series, as if the whole person has disappeared.
That's ......?
Can you fool someone?
"It's just that the three of us can see each other, but the others can't. ”
Feeling that his dignity was being challenged, the Taoist priest explained, "I don't believe you can go out now and see if those two servants can see you?"
Is that so?
If this is invisible, it seems, it can be explained by science.
"Can I go through walls now?"
"Yes, it's not just an invisibility charm. ”
The Taoist priest was very confident, but he still added, "However, if the realm is much higher than mine, it is easy to find us, especially the Taoist people." ”
"How much higher?"
"One grade higher will have a vague induction, and two grades will ......"
Is there nothing to hide?
These two grades, too much to call high?
Brother Taoist, I'm afraid you have any misunderstanding of these three words?
Yan Sang ignored the Taoist priest and walked cautiously to the wall, then slowly stretched out his hand and gently touched the wall, uh, that feeling of physical collision, gone?
It's like two different particles, when he stretches out his hand, the particles formed by the anger of the elder breath naturally squeeze the particles composed of the wall away, and then, his hand reaches out.