Chapter 151: The Magical Tree
Tianjizi was originally unconscious, but after eating the energy fruit, he immediately jumped up, startling Hua Fengchun and the little demon king.
Tianjizi drooped his two arms, pouted his buttocks, rolled his lips, like a gorilla, jumping and screaming, and from time to time picked up his arms and pounded his chest.
Hua Fengchun and the little devil asked the old parrot, "What's wrong with my master?"
Old Parrot: "It's okay, he just ate the energy fruit, his mind is a little unclear, and he will be fine after a while." ”
Hua Fengchun and the little demon king sighed, stood aside, and quietly looked at Tianjizi.
After Tianjizi finished learning orangutans, he learned Erha again, sticking out his tongue, running around there, and crossing his legs to pee.
"Master, don't defecate in public places. ”
Hua Fengchun descended to dissuade Tianjizi, and Tianjizi pounced on it all of a sudden, throwing Hua Fengchun to the ground, flowing with a hara, and licking his big tongue on Hua Fengchun's face.
"I'll go, stop, stop!"
Tianjizi stopped, and turned into an old hen again, with circled legs and figure-eight feet, walking around in circles, clucking as she went.
Hua Fengchun fell to the ground, his face covered with saliva, and the little demon king handed him a tissue.
The old parrot was beside him, calmly, and said, "Don't worry, you two, it'll be fine in a while." ”
The old parrot brought a plate of melon seeds and gave it to the flower and the little devil.
Hua Fengchun and the little devil sat cross-legged on the ground, snorting melon seeds while looking at Tianjizi.
Tianjizi tossed for nearly half an hour, and finally quieted down.
"Who am I, where am I, what's going on?"
Tianjizi looked dazed.
Hua Fengchun went over and patted Tianjizi, "Master, it's okay, it's all over, let's go for a walk." ”
Old parrot: "Yes, you go out for a walk, the scenery of our happy village is very beautiful." ”
The old parrot called over a young parrot, "Dazhu, you accompany the guests for a turn." ”
This parrot is called Dazhu, and Ah Bao used to be called Erdan.
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little devil are full of black lines, and they are not funny when they give such a name?
It's not just funny, it's even a suspicion of driving.
Dazhu took Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, Little Demon King and Ah Bao, walked out of the tree house and walked around the happy village.
Dazhu was proud and introduced them to Hua Fengchun: "The air in our happy village is particularly fresh, and for you outsiders, it is like a fairy."
"If you are sick, take a sip and get rid of all diseases. If you're not sick, take a sip and be in good spirits. ”
Tianjizi asked Dazhu: "Do you have any jars here?"
Da Zhu was puzzled, "What do you want the jar for?"
Tianjizi: "I'll decorate some immortal qi and take it out." ”
"You human beings are insatiable, you can suck here if you want, and you are not allowed to take it out. ”
Hua Fengchun admired the beautiful scenery of Happy Village and said: "It's beautiful here, but the food is unacceptable." ”
When it comes to food, Tianjizi is going to complain wildly.
"Yes, yes, you parrots, except for fruit nuts and worms, we eat these things all day long, and we have to go crazy if we don't die. ”
Dazhu looked at Tianjizi, "Who told you that we only have fruit nuts and bugs?"
Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun were quite surprised, "What, do you have anything else to eat here?"
"Follow me. ”
Dazhu took the flowers to the spring and the heavenly machine and they came to a manor, and there were big trees growing in the manor, and the big trees were full of heavy fruits.
"These trees are trees of fruit, and they bear all kinds of fruits, and they are all delicious food. ”
"Is there an apple tree?" asked the little devil.
Dazhu said: "We have fruit trees here, and they bear not only apples, but also peaches, fragrant pears, sweet apricots, plums, bananas, oranges, mangoes, lychees, pineapples, ......."
The little devil and Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi were all stupid.
Hua Fengchun said: "How can temperate fruits and tropical fruits grow on the same tree?"
"Because we are here in the happy village. ”
Dazhu was angry and coaxed, and replied to Hua Fengchun.
The little devil looked at the colorful fruits on the fruit tree and asked, "Can I eat it?"
Dazhu: "You are guests, the old village chief asked me to entertain you well, let's eat." ”
"Thank you. ”
The little devil climbed up to the fruit tree, grabbed the fruits, and ate them in a big gulp.
Hua Fengchun looked at a tree next to her and asked, "What kind of fruit is on this tree?"
Dazhu said: "This is a beef tree, and the tree is full of beef. ”
Hua Fengchun was so surprised that her jaw was about to fall to the ground.
"Can beef grow on a tree?"
"Of course, you see, this is brisket, this is steak, this is tendon, this is tendon. Whatever piece you want to eat, I'll pick it for you. ”
Hua Fengchun: "You guys killed the cow, cut the beef, and hung it on the tree, right?"
Dazhu glared at Hua Fengchun, "We colorful parrots won't be as cruel as you humans. To tell you, these 'beef' are actually plant fruits, but they taste exactly the same as beef. ”
"I don't believe it," Tianjizi pinched his waist, expressing doubt.
Dazhu plucked a piece of beef, "You can taste whether this is beef or not." ”
Tianjizi held the thing in both hands and took a bite, "It's raw, you can't bite it." ”
"If you can't bite, bite hard. ”
Tianjizi bared his teeth, as if he was fighting to the death with that thing, and after a lot of effort, he almost didn't pull his teeth off, and finally took a bite.
Tianjizi smacked in his mouth, "Why is this thing whirring? ”
Dazhu glanced at it, "Oops, that's a bullwhip." ”
Hua Fengchun looked at Tianjizi, "Master, gnaw on the bullwhip raw, fierce." ”
"Phew!"
Tianjizi almost vomited out all the overnight meal, and pointed at the big pillar: "You trick me!"
Dazhu said: "Don't be so excited, although this thing tastes the same as a bullwhip, it is not a real bullwhip. ”
Hua Fengchun: "Master, I just found out that you are so violent. That big pillar, do you have a pig's head sashimi here, give my master a whole one. ”
"I'll whip you to death!"
Tianjizi raised the "bullwhip" in his hand, and he was about to hit Hua Fengchun.
Dazhu continued to take flowers to spring and Tianjizi to visit, in addition to fruit trees, beef trees, there are many magical trees.
There are sake trees, rice trees, noodle trees, sugar trees, salt trees, pork trees, mutton trees, chicken trees, seafood trees, and mountain delicacies......
In short, all kinds of food can be found in these trees.
Dazhu asked Hua Fengchun them, "How is it, our Happy Village is magical, right?"
Tianjizi rubbed his hands and asked Dazhu, "Do you have a beauty tree here?"
"Nope. ”
"Can you plant one?"
Big Pillar: "......"