Chapter 80 Illiterate Monkey King

"You three rebels, why are you standing stupidly, didn't you hear people ask who you are?" Xie Yun finished speaking.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng trembled, stood in a row, and reported: "I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, known as Monkey King!"

"Monkey King Bi Ma Wen?" Mingyue exclaimed as the rag in her hand fell to the ground.

Monkey King: emmmm

"I am Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Gangguan, in charge of 100,000 Tianhe Water Army!" Zhu Bajie pushed Sun Wukong away and said proudly.

"Hey, teasing Chang'e for being beaten down from the mortal world and reincarnated as a pig, that bastard?" the rag in Qingfeng's hand fell to the ground.

He is a die-hard fan of Chang'e, and he knows more about this matter.

Zhu Bajie: emmmm

"I'm Sha Wujing, the general of the curtain!" said Sha Seng proudly.

"I haven't heard of it!" Qingfeng and Mingyue shook their heads in unison.

Sand Monk: emmmm

Gush!

The little white dragon carried Xie Yun forward, sneezed loudly, and said, "I am the third prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace, the little white dragon!"

"Dao Chief, your horse's name is good!" Qingfeng and Mingyue saw Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng had black lines on their faces, and they wanted to start beating people, so they were stunned, and hurriedly patted Xie Yun's ass and said.

Little White Dragon: emmmm

The third prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace, you two have eyes and no beads, can you be respectful?

Xie Yun covered his forehead, he originally wanted to let the three apprentices out of the town, but he didn't expect to meet two professional demolitionists.

Hey, pretending to be forced to do this kind of thing has to go out for the teacher himself.

These three waste apprentices!

"Daoist, who are you?"

"This Emperor Heavenly Court Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, Heavenly Dao Inspector, Dao Ancestor Disciple, Tang Eight Desolation King, Lord of the Spirit!" Xie Yun hadn't finished finishing his title, and the two little Dao boys couldn't hold back!

A few days ago, when Xie Yun was about to arrive at Wuzhuang Temple, Yuan Shi Tianzun sent a brief post to Zhen Yuanzi, inviting all Wuzhuang Temple to go to the Miluo Palace of Shangqing Heaven to discuss the Tao.

Although Zhen Yuanzi felt that something was wrong, he still took forty-six apprentices of the Golden Immortal Stage to heaven.

Only the two very small ones who had just ascended to immortality were left, Qingfeng and Mingyue.

Before leaving, he told him like this: Disciple, in a few days, there will be a scripture learner riding a white horse and three apprentices passing by us, and the scripture taker is a disciple of the Taoist ancestor.

The two of you want to be entertained, the ginseng fruit in my backyard, knock two for him to eat.

As for his three apprentices, they are not good people, especially one of them, who has a sharp beak and monkey gills, and he must be strictly guarded and not let him see the ginseng fruit tree.

After Feng and Mingyue patted their chests and assured, Zhenyuan Daxian soared with confidence.

Look to the sky!

The scripture learner didn't come, why did a group of bigwigs come?

What should I do, do you want to come back and entertain the master urgently?

"Don't be busy, Poor Dao is also a scripture learner, what about your master, hurry up and tell him to come down to greet the deity!" Xie Yun let go of his quasi-saint coercion.

Qingfeng and Mingyue were so frightened that the barrel in their hands fell off, and they sat on the ground with their butts wet.

, quasi-saint?

The two of them immediately put away their contemptuous mentality, and said respectfully: "Senior, my master has gone to heaven, and before leaving, I ordered the two of us to entertain you, please come with me!"

"Hey, it's a pity, Zhen Yuan is not at home? Is it deliberately hiding from poverty?" Xie Yun muttered dissatisfiedly.

He really guessed right!

Zhen Yuanzi left, on the one hand, because the invitation of Yuan Shi Tianzun was not easy to shirk, and on the other hand, Xie Yun's performance on the way to learn the scriptures was too evil.

The group followed the two boys to the Taoist temple, only to see a pair of couplets hanging on the door, the upper couplet is: immortal immortal mansion, and the lower couplet is the Taoist family with the sky.

"Master, Zhen Yuanzi can brag better than Lao Jun, I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, and when I passed by Du Dou Shi Palace, Lao Jun didn't dare to write like this on the door!" Sun Wukong said dissatisfied.

Bang!

After Xie Yun kicked this monkey, he shook his head, ignorant!

In the Earth Immortal Realm, Zhen Yuanzi's combat power is terrifying, and it is only stronger than that of a saint.

When you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, it was because people didn't want to deal with you, otherwise at the Pan Tao Conference, you would have let people beat them to death on the spot.

"No one is used to this monkey, don't be surprised, let's invite in the house. "Xie Yun is very host, and he took the lead in the door.

Qingfeng and Mingyue looked confused, and hurriedly rushed to lead the way.

Entering the main hall, there is no immortal statue to worship, but a pair of colorful characters - heaven and earth!

"Master, why doesn't this Taoist temple worship the Three Qings, the Four Emperors, and the Lords of the Heavens?"

"That's because they can't afford to be worshiped by their teachers. Qingfeng said proudly.

Mingyue took over the conversation and blew: "Sanqing is a friend of the family teacher, the fourth emperor is the old man of the family teacher, Jiuyao is the younger generation of the family teacher, and Yuanchen is the guest of the family teacher." ”

"Hahahaha!" Sun Wukong clutched his stomach and collapsed to the ground laughing.

Walk you!

Xie Yun kicked the monkey on the ground out of Wuzhuang Temple.

When this rebel was in the heavenly court, he really relieved the Jade Emperor to release the horse, and he didn't care about anything?

The top boss of the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, this guy actually only knows Dao Ancestor and the six saints, illiterate!

"Senior Brother Zhen Yuanzi just doesn't go out much, and he doesn't have any sense of existence in the flood wilderness, after the end of Bendi's journey to the west, I must take him out for a walk. Xie Yun said with a sigh.

He was a disciple of Dao Ancestor, and Zhen Yuanzi and other great powers were only registered disciples back then.

In terms of seniority, Xie Yun has taken a big advantage, half a generation higher than these powers, and he can lick his face and call himself the senior brother of these big guys.

Qingfeng and Mingyue looked outside the house, in the past, when someone said this in the Earth Immortal Realm, there must have been five thunderbolts in the sky, but now there is none!

Is this really the master's senior brother?

The two of them immediately put away any contempt and arrogance, and arched their hands and said: "Uncle Wan'an, before leaving, the family teacher ordered the disciples to pick up from afar, but I didn't expect the uncle to come so quickly!"

"Uncle Shi, please sit down, disciple will make tea, junior brother, let's go pick two ginseng fruits to quench Uncle Shi's thirst!" After Qingfeng finished speaking, he pulled Mingyue and left.

After the two left the main hall, one took a golden hammer and the other held a wooden plate, came to the backyard under the ginseng fruit tree, knocked down the two ginseng fruits, and returned to the main hall.

"Uncle Shi, the family teacher said, Wuzhuang Guan is located in the middle of nowhere, there are no good things, these two wild fruits, you should quench your thirst and eat them." ”

Xie Yun was not polite, took the ginseng fruit, and ate it with a click.

This ginseng fruit is sweet in the mouth, a bit like a mixture of apples and unicorn fruits, and the taste is average, but after eating it, a chaotic aura appeared in the dantian out of thin air, and began to transform the innate aura in Xie Yun's body.

Great stuff!

In the Three Realms, the acquired aura is stronger than the ordinary aura, the innate aura is stronger than the acquired aura, and the top one is the chaotic aura.

With a chaotic aura, the aura is condensed, and it is enough to skip the challenge.

Qingfeng and Mingyue looked at the greed beside them, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, how is this different from what the master said?

How did the person who learned the scriptures eat the ginseng fruit, shouldn't he excuse himself and let the two of us go?