Chapter 137: Ni Lao Tzu
Po crashed into a tree and fell into the grass, dazed, and when he looked up, he was almost scared.
My mother, a large group of people and demons, dozens of pairs of eyes, staring at Ah Bao fiercely, as if they wanted to swallow Ah Bao into their stomachs.
The small universe in Po's body erupted, waved his two wings, flew up from the grass, and continued to fly forward.
Tianjizi shouted while chasing: "Bao, don't run, we love you!"
Ah Bao glanced at Tianjizi, "I believe you are a ghost, you old man is very bad!"
The tiger general shouted: "Parrot, we are all beasts, you come, we will not hurt you." β
Bao: "Don't come here, I won't give up my freedom." Life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown!"
Ah Bao is the eighth king who eats scales - he is iron-hearted, and he does not cooperate with Hua Fengchun and Tiger Generals.
Hua Fengchun used the skills of the Earth Inferior Star (Living Flash Woman) and followed Bao closely.
Ah Bao turned around and flew out of dozens of miles, and when he turned around, he was left with Hua Fengchun still chasing it.
"Are you finished?!"
Po was very angry and asked about the flowers.
Hua Fengchun panted: "I'm helping you, I'm going to protect you and send you home." β
Po: "I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than in the mouths of you humans." β
"Those monsters are staring at you, I don't protect you, you're dangerous. β
"Stay away from me, and I'll be safe. β
It seems that it is impossible to convince Ah Bao, Hua Fengchun closed her mouth, saved some effort, and wanted to catch up with Ah Bao.
Chasing and chasing, Hua Fengchun suddenly stopped.
A huge sinkhole appeared in front of Hua Fengchun, Ah Bao had wings and could fly over, Hua Fengchun had no wings and could only stop.
Hua Fengchun looked at Bao, then at the sinkhole, and thought, I can't just let Bao fly away like this.
Hua Fengchun was thinking about how to catch up with Bao, and the cries of Tianjizi and Bao's sounded behind him:
"Mage hunts demons, dodge, dodge, dodge those who don't want to die!"
Hua Fengchun turned around and saw that Tianjizi and the little demon king rolled up a puff of dust and smoke and rushed over.
Hua Fengchun used the speed of the Earth Inferior Star (Living Flash Po) and the Taoism of the Earth Silent Star (Mixed World Demon King) to make a few galloping talismans and gave them to Tianjizi and the Little Demon King.
Tianjizi and the little demon king put the galloping charm on their legs, increased their speed, and followed closely behind Hua Fengchun.
Hua Fengchun stopped at the edge of the sinkhole, and Tianjizi and the little devil came head-on.
Hua Fengchun's eyes widened and shouted, "Stop, stop!"
Tianjizi and the little demon king also widened their eyes and shouted, "We can't stop!"
Tianjizi and the Little Demon King are both using galloping talismans for the first time, and they are not yet proficient.
DuangοΌ~~~
Tianjizi and the little devil were like two three-jumpers with full horsepower, and they slammed into Hua Fengchun's body.
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little devil danced with their hands, grinned their teeth, flew into the sky, and fell into the sinkhole.
This sinkhole is very large, as far as the eye can see, overgrown with flowers and trees, and it is like a green ocean.
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little devil broke a branch, fell into the sinkhole, and fell on the dirt floor.
First of all, it was Hua Fengchun who fell to the ground, and then, pop~~~ The little devil fell on Hua Fengchun's body, and finally, pop~~~ Tianjizi fell on the little devil's body again.
One pressed the other, and the weight of Tianjizi and the little demon king was pressed on Hua Fengchun's body.
Hua Fengchun closed his eyes, feeling that he was finished now, even if he didn't fall to death, he would be crushed to death, and even if he wasn't crushed to death, he would be crushed to a broken bone and tendons.
However, after a while, Hua Fengchun felt soft under his body, he was not dead, and he did not have broken bones and tendons.
"Oh, this body that has practiced kung fu is just different, falling on the ground is like falling on a mattress. β
Hua Fengchun pressed hard under him, and at this time, a painful voice sounded under him:
"Don't ...... Press...... It's over!"
Hua Fengchun was startled, I wiped it, and there were still people under me.
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little demon king jumped up and found that an old man was pressed underneath.
The old man was quite strong, and he was flattened, and he blew and puffed up again.
The old man was thin and small, and his hair, beard, and eyebrows seemed to have not been taken care of for decades, and they grew together in a mess, covering all his facial features.
The old man was covered in dirt, and he had no clothes, no pants, no shoes and socks, but he had a piece of animal skin around his waist.
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little demon king all felt strange, is this old man a savage?
"Old man, who are you?" asked Hua Fengchun.
The old man stood up, dusted off the dust on his body, and replied with three words: "You Laozi!"
Hua Fengchun frowned, "Hey, we pressed you, it's our fault, but we didn't mean to, you don't need to scold." β
Tianjizi said: "Xiaochunzi, your appearance is too low, let me ask." β
Tianjizi put his hands behind his back, looked at the old man, and asked, "What's your name?"
"You old man!"
Tianjizi got the same answer as Hua Fengchun.
Tianjizi glared at the old man, "If you scold again, we're welcome!"
The little demon king pushed away Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun, "You two are not only ugly, but also rude, let me ask." β
The little devil came to the old man with a smile on his face, "Old man, may I ask what is your name?"
"You old man. β
Little Devil: "......"
The little devil was very embarrassed, and Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi snickered on the side.
The little devil pointed to the old man and found a step for himself: "This is a wild mental illness, unreasonable. β
"You're the wild psycho, I'm your son!" the old man straightened his thin little chest and patted it hard.
The little demon king was a little angry and shouted: "My dad is the big demon king of the demon world, if you dare to play this ethical stalk again, I will be polite to you!"
The old man was also a little angry, his hair, beard, and eyebrows were twisted together and trembled, "I am your old man!"
Tianjizi pointed at the old man, "Hey, don't bully children." β
The old man looked at Tianjizi: "When did I bully children, I am your old man." β
"Oh, you still dare to scold me. I'm a lot older, and you're a senior in front of me. β
Tianjizi rolled up his arms and sleeves to teach the old man a lesson.
The old man looked innocent: "I'm your old man, what's wrong, why do you want to beat me?"
"I'm still your grandfather!"
Tianjizi raised his fist and was about to hit the old man.
Hua Fengchun felt that something was wrong, stopped Tianjizi, and asked the old man, "What's your surname?"
"My surname is Ni. β
"What's the name?"
"The name Lao Tzu. β
Hua Fengchun suddenly realized, "Oh, his name is Ni Laozi, not you Laozi, we heard it wrong just now." β
Tianjizi was still so angry that he was smoking, "Did someone name Lao Tzu?!"
"Yes," Ni Laozi looked cute.