What do engineering dogs and coders hate the most?

It is the father of the gold owner who has a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, regardless of the difficulty, increases the size at any time, makes random requests, does not give the money increase, and urges the construction period, even if the requirements are met, the payment is still grinding and chirping, and it can be delayed.

My favorite is undoubtedly Lao Qin, who is willing to pay money and speaks well.

Of course, Marx was right, capital came into the world from head to toe, and every pore was dripping with blood and filth, although this thing did not knock them out, but unconsciously regarded themselves as the boss.

For example, at this time:

"To be honest, I don't think it means much. He began to increase his weight, "It can't move, it can only change angles and strength, it's okay for novices to practice conditioning, Kane and I can only use it to practice speed and resistance to hits." ”

The three of them were silent, and said in their hearts that the capitalists were all good all the way.

"Relax, relax, I'm just suggesting from the user's point of view, and I'm not asking you to be there...... Oh, and implement these features on the original prototype. ”

Seeing that everyone's faces were ugly, Lao Qin clapped his hands and explained:

"According to the market positioning of the appraiser, it is only a fitness product, and the functions in our plan are sufficient, and if it is too professional, the price will exceed the psychological expectations of the buyer. ”

The appeasement was effective, and the pressure on Rollo and Terri subsided.

Kane still had a bitter face, he felt that he was becoming more and more absent in this project, the company was registered, the boxer's data collection was taken over by Lao Qin, and he was left to do market research everywhere.

He studied engineering, not marketing.

If it goes on like this, you don't need others to speak, and you have to take the initiative to resign, as a top student at the University of Southern California, this bit of arrogance is still there.

Seeing that the other party's face was wrong, he guessed the reason after a little thought, and pointed at him with contempt: "You guy, don't do a good CEO, and plan to compete with Rolls for CTO (CTO)?"

"I didn't ......" Kane was a little embarrassed and said abruptly: "Well, there is a point, I just found that I was not suitable for the market, and to be honest, I wanted to beat them up a lot of times." ”

"It's normal, if you get a dozen harassing calls a day, you're going to get tired of it. Lao Qin has a deep understanding of this, and when he runs sales, he will inevitably have a hot face and a cold butt.

But it's right to think about it, running sales is the scope of the COO (Chief Operating Officer), and having the CEO (CEO) concurrently serve is indeed a bit of a village chief who is not a cadre - although this small broken company is purely a leather bag.

"Na, since Kane doesn't like it, and all the shareholders are here, then let's decide, officially remove him as CEO, join the R&D team, and I'll find someone for marketing and management, or you can recommend him. ”

The thing said the long-awaited line: "When I finish speaking, who agrees and who opposes?"

It's a pity that the three directors haven't watched "Black Gold", and they can't catch his stalk at all, nodding their heads in unison, Lao Qin is still waiting for someone to answer the sentence "I am against it" and then knock it down with a punch!

"Mr. Chairman. The transferred post did not have the slightest loss of demotion, but began to show value: "What functions should the product you envisioned?"

Lao Qin raised his middle finger and smiled, this is your attitude towards the chairman?

"Hmm......" He subconsciously compared the movements of the stall, prostration, and shoulder, thought for a while, and said slowly: "Actually, I came here today for something else, but it is also related to our project." ”

"I made a custom hydration bladder and here are the photos. He pulled out his phone and found the picture he had taken before leaving the door to show the trio, "Kane should be able to understand what it does." ”

"My girlfriend suggested that the background be made into an underwater world, and the colored balls should be replaced with small fish or something, and spotlights on both sides so that when I punched, the fish would swim like they came to life. ”

"This change didn't help with training. Kane frowned.

"She's right!" Terry glanced at the straight man of steel, and said excitedly: "Qin, this idea is so good, we can also make it into a waterbed, a sofa, or a trampoline!"

The three males were indifferent.

"Is there anything else on your mind besides rolling the sheets and fighting?" Terri despaired, "Think how wonderful it is to lie in bed and be surrounded by all kinds of creatures like diving to the bottom of the sea!"

The straight men nodded in unison, their expressions hypocritical, and their movements exaggerated.

"Qin! you go on!" she handed over an oversized health ball, and finally realized that it was a waste of time to talk about aesthetics with straight men, so she simply created a new blank document and entered this awesome idea into it.

"Uh...... Where did you just go?"

"Say that when your broken bag is attacked, the little fish will swim as if it were alive!" Terri had itchy fingers, and if this guy had been replaced by Rollo, she would have pinched it long ago.

"Oh, oh. Lao Qin had to do it all over again.

"Whether it's a water bag, a sofa or a waterbed or something, in short, there is no technical content, the cost is low, the production is simple, girls and children should like it, and it can be used as a low-end product." ”

"Wait until I'm done. He motioned for Terri to shut up, and then pointed to the equipment with boxing gloves, "This thing is a little more expensive, and when the sample comes out, we have to find a way to reduce the cost, it's a mid-range product." ”

The three of them cheered up, knowing that the gold master's father was going to make a request.

"My idea is to add a movement function to the mid-range product, and add a strike detection function that mimics the MMA reaction tester, such as—"

He walked over to the device and made a striking motion.

"When I hit here, it can instantly calculate how much force it is undertaking, and then combine it with the location of the attack and the data of the boxer it is imitating to determine whether to score or knock out. ”

"Qin, this is unrealistic. Rollo smiled wryly, "According to your vision, the finished product should be a robot like the Terminator, which is even more difficult than my Mark One." ”

"I don't think so. Kane was eager to try, "Boxing has no leg movements, so the lower body can refer to the balance bike and eagle-360, and the equipment to test strength and reaction speed is finished!"

"Huh?"

Without thinking about walking, the difficulty was instantly reduced by more than half, Rollo's eyes lit up, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was very likely to be realized, so he turned his head to look at his girlfriend, and Kane was the same.

Although they couldn't understand what they said, both of them watched it, and Lao Qin followed suit.

"Do you think I'm Kevin Mitnick or Dennis Leach?" Terri said, "Come on, I'm just a computer student, not a genius." ”

So the six big eyes looked at the father of the gold lord again.

"What do you see me doing?" Lao Qin's expression was more innocent than anyone else's, and he spread his hands and said: "I can't even understand it, what is the eagle-360?

"Have you seen Enemy of the Machine?" asked Kane.

"I have to watch it, I've seen all Will Smith's movies, and the "When Happiness Knocks" made me cry, but does this have anything to do with what I said?"

"His sports car was specially designed for the film by Audi designers, and the wheels are concept tires released by Goodyear at the 86th Geneva International Motor Show in 16, and the model is the Eagle-360. ”

"Oh——!" the guy suddenly realized, "is that the tire designed for female drivers?"

"Hey, are you discriminating against women?" Terley protested, rolling her eyes and explaining to him, "Kevin Mitnick was the first hacker wanted by the FBI, and we all called him the number one computer hacker." "Chinese bar .zwen8.

"Where's Dennis?"

"He's the father of the C language!, and the father of Unix!" Speaking of Dennis, Terry sighed again as if she were an idol with a girl in the fan circle, "It's a pity that he's dead." ”

Lao Qin was dumbfounded, did he say that it was so difficult?

If his vision needed the number one computer hacker and the father of the C language to make it happen, it would be better to give up sooner rather than ever, and let the waste system steal the existing design more than anyone else, and let it create?

Hmph! I can't type out a single line of code!

"Qin, you misunderstood. Luo Luo was afraid that the father of the owner would withdraw the investment, so he hurriedly explained: "What she means is that your idea needs to form a professional team to realize." ”

"I can't talk to you tech nerds together!" This guy said angrily: "Next time, just tell me to recruit people and spend money, and I will almost be scared to death by you if I don't talk about those useless things." ”

The three of them looked at them with contempt, but unfortunately they were ignored by the owner's father.

"Terley, when this thing is put on the market, you and them make another budget, and if you can afford it, I'll vote for it, and forget about the gods like Kevin and Dennis, I'm not Bill Gates, I can't afford to support them. ”

"Rollo, you continue to perfect it. ”

"The water bladder, the waterbed or something will be handed over to Kane, this thing still needs to be optimized, at least the colored ball and the skin must be separated, otherwise it will be difficult to transport, and the art design will find someone together." ”

The merchant arranged the work like a dog, and finally clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Shareholders, whether the company can make a profit and whether it can pay dividends at the end of the year depends on your performance!"

"Yes! The crowd laughed.

......

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After some discussion, time flies.

By the time Qin found his girlfriend and sister, it was almost lunchtime, and he turned down Kane's request for a match, partly because he wasn't skilled at spinning horses, sticking his feet, and knocking balls.

He's going to be Rocky's man...... Uh, how do you break the sentence here so that it won't be full of sentiment?

It was still the campus cafeteria, called "cafeteria" according to Chinese customs, and soon after the family entered the door, there was a buzzing whisper in the cafeteria, and some people even greeted each other, claiming to be someone's fans.

This smiling face is sour, there is no way, the fans have to be spoiled, deal with the relationship first, and next time you go to the ring, you can have one more audience, isn't it? Where did the free time come from? Isn't it given by the audience!

Lao Guo said very truthfully, this is called "praise"!

"Still eating! Still eating!" He snatched the ice cream from his girlfriend and sister one by one, and said angrily: "It's time to eat cold food, don't scream when your stomach hurts!"

"Ahh

Amanda was not convinced, grabbed it a few times but didn't grab it, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "I have been drinking cold water since I was a child, and I don't need to heat up the milk for breakfast, and I often eat ice cream during my menstrual period, and I don't have a stomachache." ”

With the support of the eldest girl, the little girl also nodded.

"Don't learn from your sister!" he took a bite of two, extinguishing the hope of the girls, and said angrily: "She is the stomach of Westerners, you are not, drinking more hot water is good." ”

"However, when I was sick when I was a child, the aunt at the orphanage would give me ice cream. Chiyo Kume looked at the delicacy that had been bitten by himself and eaten by her brother, and the red tide that had faded reappeared.

Lao Qin patted his head and was completely speechless.

The book does have such a habit, cold water, cold rice balls, cold siu mai, cold chicken nuggets, cold bento, and even women's confinement, the "maternity meal" provided by the hospital is cold.

They also like fresh food and sashimi, which can be described as a realistic version of "raw and cold".

The man was pondering how to convince his sister and whether to suppress the girls' uprising and maintain the majesty of the head of the family, when suddenly someone next to him said, "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

"As long as you can beat me, and my Henry Lever Rifle and Steyr AUG Automatic Rifle at home. He said to himself, why every time I come to the cafeteria, someone is looking for death? Feng Shui is not good?

"No, no, no!" The person who came took two steps back, secretly scolded this guy for being a violent maniac, and explained: "Although the beauty of the two ladies is heartwarming, I am here to find you, Qin. ”

Well?

Lao Qin raised his eyes, the person who came was not tall, with brown hair and brown eyes, and looked casual and natural in casual clothes, gentle and lazy, looking at him with a smile.

"You may be seated. "The other party is not here to dig the foot of the wall, and he speaks nicely, and he doesn't want to be rude.

"Tom Gibson. The visitor happily sat down and put down his plate, and introduced himself: "For the time being, I am the president of the student council of the Academy of Cinematic Arts, do you have time to talk?"

"Uh...... Isn't this a haven't started?" Lao Qin thought that he had been found out of his escape, "My house is not far from the school, and if I live in the school, my sister will only be home alone, I don't worry." ”

"Hah, where do you want to go?" said Tom laughed.

"Then what are you looking for me?" This guy breathed a sigh of relief, and he always heard people talk about how the student union was when he sold tea and eggs, and it was said that the power thief was the kind that would be punished at every turn.

Tom didn't care that this was a crowded cafeteria, and said openly, "I plan to run for the president of the student council this year, and I hope you and your friends can support me." ”

"Campaign?" he said in his heart, this has something to do with me?

"Qin, it seems that you still don't know your influence. Tom laughed, "You're a celebrity at USC, and no one is more famous than you as a freshman, so I have to make a good impression on you." ”

"Not really. The guy was snickering in his heart, but he was humble, "Didn't the student council election have to wait until the spring to start?

"Elections are meant to be open. Tom shrugged, "The presidential election started a year early, I've only been a few months early, and if I don't look for you, you'll be pulled away by my competitors." ”

So this product is very happy, and there is a kind of rush to be taken seriously.

"Well, if your competitor is not from Huaxia, I will support you. He shrugged his shoulders, "But I won't interfere with my friends' thoughts." ”

"It seems that you do not understand the elections. Tom made up his mind and smiled, "For example, my supporters in grades 2 to 4 have been identified, and unless I make a mistake, they will firmly support me." ”

"First-year students are what we're fighting for, and most of you are neutral, so you don't need to interfere with their ideas, just tell them your choice at the right time. ”

"If you don't make a mistake, you'll always support it, how can you be like idols and fans, live broadcast with goods?" This guy secretly complained, and asked: "What is the right time?"

"When they ask you. ”

"It's that simple, okay, then I'll say yes. ”

“...... Don't you have any conditions?" Tom was accustomed to the exchange of interests, and he was not at ease when he suddenly met such a cheerful guy, and he didn't even have time to say the campaign slogan!

"Can I still put forward conditions?" Lao Qin was not sleepy in an instant.

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