176. Referring to a horse as a deer

Zishou led the horse and walked slowly to the banquet: "The ministers of the court and the central government work hard for the country, and the princes from all over the country work hard for the government, and I personally went into the mountains and forests to hunt a deer, share food together, and talk about my heart." ”

Ministers: "...."

Deer?

What a horse!

Your Majesty, you haven't had time to leave the table for a stick of incense, where did you come from to hunt deer in the mountains and forests?

Is this able to fly?

Lu Xiong took a closer look, this horse seemed to belong to Xibohou, although Xibohou led the horse for the king of Xu, but in order to show his identity, the mount still walked together.

And this horse was Ji Chang's mount when he entered the dynasty song, Xiqi had exchanges with Xirong, and there were many good horses.

There was silence during the banquet, what kind of operation is this?

After a while, Lu Xiong spoke: "Your Majesty, that.... It's a horse, right? It should be Xibohou's horse. ”

Zishou had already practiced the kung fu of opening his eyes and talking nonsense, and said with a shocked face: "Horse, this is a deer! I just hunted a deer from the mountains and forests!"

He glanced at Ji Chang, such a coincidence, it turned out to be Ji Chang's horse, which was even better.

Ji Chang was silent, this horse was given by the leader of the dog Rong fifteen years ago, it is a thousand miles of horses, fifteen years, day and night, anyone who travels, either by this horse-drawn carriage, or directly by this horse.

He had a hundred sons, but only a dozen sons were closer to the horse.

At this moment, Ji Chang felt a slight pause in his breathing.

He was a little incredulous, and a little thief-minded, what did the king see?

In front of the ministers of the court and the southern princes, he pointed out his horse as a wild deer, and even threatened to kill him and share the food with the courtiers.

The horse flicked its tail.

Zi Shou said sharply: "This deer is so wild!

Ministers: "....."

Where did you come from to show off your might, just flick your tail!

Fei Zhong said hesitantly: "Minister...... The minister felt this.... Your Majesty, this deer must be delicious....."

Fei Zhong was a little embarrassed, His Majesty actually pointed to the horse as a deer in front of the civil and military, and it was only a fortunate minister like himself who entrusted all his wealth and life to the king of Zhou, so he pinched his nose and admitted, right?

He misses You Hun a little bit, and if You Hun is still there, at least someone will echo him.

Zishou waited quietly for a while, but no one echoed Fei Zhong, and there were really fewer traitors in the court.

Wen Zhong really couldn't see why the king suddenly did such a ridiculous thing, he said: "Your Majesty, this deer was obtained by Your Majesty, but the ministers have eaten enough, this deer must not be eaten, it is better to release it into the mountains and forests, so as to show Your Majesty's benevolence." ”

Everyone was relieved, and when they heard Taishi's words, they admitted that it was a deer, showed their loyalty, and then released it back into the mountains and forests, which should be a happy situation.

Otherwise, if you really kill the horse and eat it, won't you eat the dignity of Xibohou?

But Zishou refused to give up, what is the most lacking talent in big businessmen?

The rubber mustache hasn't spoken yet, and he hasn't tried to score half a point, how can he stop?

He raised his hand and slapped the horse's buttocks.

With a little force, the horse lifted its hooves in unbearable pain.

Zishou pulled the horse upside down, fell to the ground and said sharply: "This wild deer dares to attack me, deserve to be punished!"

The ministers all watched this scene in disbelief.

Ding Ce, who had just entered the dynasty and didn't know the style of the king, opened his mouth wide, looking at all this incredibly!

Why else can this be?

Ji Chang suddenly felt bad, frowned, his whole old face was like an old tree, he thought that things could be good, but he found that the king of Xuan was determined to do it to the end.

He found that he was thinking too simply, this siege was originally a plan planned by the king to deter the princes, and at the end of the day, of course, he needed to end it ruthlessly.

Countless thoughts came one after another, and Ji Chang felt that his heart was so tired.

The princes looked at each other, and Jiao Jian finally stood up, he had always been upright, and said on the matter: "Your Majesty, this is clearly Xibohou's horse, and it raised its hooves under the agitation of Your Majesty, how can you say that it is a stabbing driver?"

"Xibohou's horse?" Zishou was happy in his heart, Jiao Ji stood up, Wen Zhong admitted that it was a deer, and you Jiao Fei still said that it was Xi Bohou's horse?

Zishou pursed his lips and said solemnly: "Xibohou, I came to ask you, this deer is your horse?"

Ji Chang felt humiliated, today the king has to eat my horse!

The cold and majestic voice lingered in his ears, and although he was unwilling in his heart, he endured it to the extreme, and said very obediently: "The minister's mount is still in the woods, and this is the wild deer that His Majesty hunted in the mountains and forests. ”

Zishou put his hands behind his back: "This is strange, Xibohou himself still flatly denies it, why does someone call this wild deer his mount? Could it be that Xibohou is so dizzy that he can't even recognize his own mount?"

The ministers are stunned, this... Makes sense!

Before it was over, Zishou pulled out the Tai'a sword with his right hand, and punched it down with his left hand, the red deer hissed, and the struggle became smaller.

Zishou said with a cold face: "Xibohou, those who see it have a share, I will lend you the sword, kill this stinging wild deer first, and then share and eat it!"

“......”

In the eyes of the princes, the king of Xuan was even more excessive, in front of everyone, it was not enough to point Xibohou's mount as a deer, let alone kill and eat, and even let Xibohou personally do it!

Take 10,000 steps back, even if there is no emotion between Xibohou and the mount, it is trampling on Xibohou's dignity!

E Chongyu had an angry face, and the king stepped on the face of Xibohou, wasn't he also knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger and stepping on the faces of the princes?

If you want to eat the ink unicorn as the king of Xuan, let Wen Zhong slaughter it, eat the five-colored sacred cow, and slaughter it with Huang Feihu, what a shame is this?

Ji Chang likes divination, and he is accompanied by turtle shells all day long, and he may also be contaminated with some turtle habits, with a faint smile on his face, and said slowly: "Good, it is a blessing for a minister to be able to slaughter wild deer for His Majesty." ”

“......”

At this moment, the princes were dumbfounded for a moment and at a loss, how could Xibohou be so enduring?

If the civil and military officials realized that it was not simple to refer to the horse as a deer, it seemed that they were suppressing Xibohou, so as to deter the princes and further test whether Xibohou had any objections.

Although the means are a bit excessive, Xibohou is seriously suspected of colluding with foreign people to attack business, which is related to the safety of the society, and it is not impossible to be too radical.

Zishou took in everyone's expressions, tested Jiao's position, and insulted Ji Chang by the way, if this matter is transmitted to Xiqi, Xiqi's mediocrity will be more stable!

The princes are also in danger, even if they dare not show it openly, at least they will scold one or two sentences secretly.

Ji Chang killed the red deer with a sword, blood splashed on his face, and he was indifferent.

The princes looked at this scene, they are all people on one side of the government, once they feel that something is wrong, they will stop, and they dare not speak at this time, the king of Xuan is decisive, although he is not a head-on enemy with them, but he establishes his prestige, and it is really ruthless and ruthless, and it is not easy to deal with.

Zishou took the red vener meat in Ji Chang's hand, and said while frying it:

"Glue mustache. ”

"The minister is here. ”

"You refer to the deer as a horse today, confusing black and white, and there is no distinction between right and wrong, I drove you out of the song and sent you to irrigate the mouth of the river, do you have any complaints?"

"Minister, there is nothing to say. ”

The rubber mustache is quite tough.

Fortunately, it's finally done.

If he is in the court, he will be inconvenient to act because of the constraints of the loyal ministers, and he will not be restrained when he goes to the local area.

Because of the harmful theory of sea salt and sea salt spread by Shiji, the people's will is unstable, and if Jiao Jian wants to do anything, it is the easiest in Guanjiangkou.

Moreover, there are Shi Ji watching at the mouth of the river, although Jiao Ji is doing things, it is also within a controllable range, and there is no big mess.

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