Tianjizi said: "Miss Mu, Poor Dao has recently learned some ventriloquism, do you want to hear it?"

Miss Mu smiled: "Daoist still knows ventriloquism, okay, then I'll feast my ears." ”

Tianjizi smiled, thinking, I took the opportunity to learn ventriloquism to release the fart and cover the fart with the ventriloquist sound, so that I wouldn't make a fool of myself in front of Miss Mu.

Hey, I'm so witty.

Tianjizi learned ventriloquism, and released the fart that had been held for a long time comfortably, which is called a smooth, that is called a comfort.

Tianjizi asked, "Miss Mu, how is it, do I still learn this ventriloquist?"

Miss Mu was stunned for a long time and said, "Dao Chief, your fart just now was too loud, I didn't hear it clearly." ”

Tianjizi: "......"

Tianjizi's fart is not only loud, but also smelly, spreading in the room, choking so much that I can't open my eyes in spring.

Hua Fengchun said, "Miss Mu, let's go around the yard." ”

Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi and Miss Mu all left the living room and came to the courtyard.

Tianjizi's body was too stinky, Hua Fengchun and Miss Mu walked in front and threw him away.

Hua Fengchun asked Miss Mu: "How is it in the manor now, there are no more evils, right?"

Miss Mu said: "The manor is now calm and peaceful, it is very good, there are no more evil cults, and the dry well has also been filled in. ”

Speaking of the dry well, Miss Mu thought of the little demon king, "Where did the kid go to play, and if he didn't come back for so long, would there be an accident?"

Hua Fengchun said: "No, even if he encounters any robbers and beasts, he is the one who harms others, and others can't harm him." ”

Miss Mu and Hua Fengchun were talking, stopped, and frowned slightly.

Hua Fengchun asked, "What's wrong with you, is there anything uncomfortable?"

Miss Mu's cheeks flushed, and she said softly, "I want to make it easier." ”

"Come with me," Hua Fengchun walked towards the bathroom with Miss Mu, and followed behind.

Hua Fengchun opened the door to the bathroom, and a flush toilet was placed in the bathroom.

Miss Mu has never seen a flush toilet, which is inexplicable.

Tianjizi said beside him: "Miss Mu, this is a flush toilet, comfortable and clean, odorless and sterile, you can experience it." ”

Miss Mu pointed to the flush toilet, "How do you use this thing?"

"I'll show you," Tianjizi walked over, lifted the lid, and sat down on the toilet.

"Lift the lid, sit on it, and you're good to go, and when you're done, press this button. ”

Hua Fengchun reminded: "Master, you haven't wiped your ass yet." ”

Tianjizi pouted, "I'm demonstrating to Miss Mu, and it's not really convenient." Miss Mu, ignore him, let's continue.

"When it's convenient, you press this button, and the stench will flow away with the water and drain into the ditch down the hill. ”

Tianjizi reached out to press the button, Hua Fengchun glanced at it and felt that something was wrong with the flush toilet.

"Master, don't press it!"

Hua Fengchun's shout was late, and Tianjizi had already pressed the button.

Tianjizi looked at Hua Fengchun in surprise, and was just about to speak, when there was a bang, the flush toilet was like a rocket, and it jumped up, with Tianjizi, broke through the house, slipped through the smoke, and flew into the sky.

"Ahh

The screams of the heavenly machine echoed in the sky.

Miss Mu was stupid, why did people still fly when she went to the toilet.

Hua Fengchun was a little embarrassed, smiled, and explained: "This flush toilet has a flight function, so you should use it carefully, Master, he was careless." ”

Miss Mu is full of black lines, a toilet and a flight function, how perverted is this?

Tianjizi sat on the toilet, flew to a height of dozens of meters, and then fell freely, and with a bang, fell into the courtyard of the Honghuangguan, and all fell into smoke.

Hua Fengchun and Miss Mu ran over, "Master, are you okay?"

Tianjizi stood up, confused, "It's okay, I'm okay, I'm ......."

Boom, Tianjizi fell to the ground and fainted.

Miss Mu felt that Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun, the master and apprentice, were two great wonders, and she had been here for a long time, and she was afraid that she would be infected by them and become abnormal.

Miss Mu said goodbye to the master and apprentice, "Two Daoists, it's getting late, I'm going back." ”

Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun sent Miss Mu and walked to the door, and at this time, the little devil came back.

The little devil shook his head, very proud, today, Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun were miserable by him, and his revenge was satisfied, and he was very comfortable.

Miss Mu saw the little demon king and said, "Little guy, do you still know me?"

The little devil felt that he was a manly man and could not be confused by women, so he deliberately hugged his shoulders and raised his head, revealing a proud appearance in front of Miss Mu.

"I know you, aren't you the yellow-haired girl that night...... Oops, it hurts, it hurts!"

Hua Fengchun reached out and grabbed the little devil's ear, "You bear child, how can you talk to Miss Mu?" Quickly, apologize to Miss Mu!"

Miss Mu was very generous and said, "Ikebana, let go, you hurt him, he is still a child." ”

When he saw the little demon king, Tianjizi was furious and shouted: "Miss Mu, if you don't fight the bear child, go to the house to uncover the tiles." Don't look at him as a child, he has more bad water in his stomach than the three of us combined. ”

Hua Fengchun said: "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, and I don't like to kick enough." ”

Yes, yes, that's a wise saying in the education world. ”

Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi pressed the little demon king, stepped forward and kicked him.

Miss Mu dissuaded: "Don't fight, don't fight, if you look like this, I will take this child away, and I can't let him be abused by you." ”

Miss Mu was unhappy and angry.

Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi put away their fists and feet, laughed, and hugged the little devil, "Miss Mu, we are joking, it's a long time, it's a lot of pain when you're idle, it's interesting to make trouble." ”

Miss Mu had a straight face, "You are not making trouble, you are simply abusive, and you are too ruthless." ”

Miss Mu said seriously, fighting between men is harmless, but it can promote feelings more. Boy, don't you say?"

Tianjizi said as he pinched the little devil's face.

The little devil's face was torn into a trapezoidal shape for a while, and then it was torn into a parallelogram, like plasticine, changing back and forth.

Hua Fengchun smiled: "Look, this little guy is still making faces with Miss Mu." ”

Miss Mu thought to herself, this master and apprentice are too unreliable, and after going back, she has to talk to Steward Lin and take the little demon king to the manor.

Otherwise, the little devil and this master and apprentice live together, and they will be a wonderful flower when they grow up.

Miss Mu left, Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi pressed the little demon king, stood at the door, and waved goodbye to Miss Mu: "Go slowly, Miss Mu, often come to our Honghuangguan as a guest when you have time." ”