Chapter 283 Provocation Card
In the center of Yunmengze, there is a building ship that is large enough to be half a small city, and at this moment, the lights on the ship are bright, and the sound of beauty is constantly sounding.
"Life is geometric, and wine is a song, gentlemen, let's not get drunk tonight!"
The building is bustling like a vegetable market.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he spat twice on the palm of his hand, and took out a nine-tooth nail rake on the spot.
"Bajie, not yet, not yet. Xie Yun hurriedly stopped.
It was the first time he saw Zhu Bajie like this, where was the lazy old man in the past, and the demeanor of this general was immediately revealed.
"Master, don't worry about it, it's our navy's housework. Zhu Bajie rolled up his sleeves, showed his thick arms, shouted, and jumped on the boat.
Just listen to the clang.
The case was kicked over.
The dancer was scared away.
There were sounds of beating, resisting, beating, and resisting from the ship.
Xie Yun was not at ease, and also jumped upstairs on the boat.
He saw Zhu Bajie holding a white-faced silver-armored young general and asked: "Weak Hong, your kid has a lot of courage, and you dare to take the lead in drinking in the army?"
"No, Dashuai, you listen to my explanation!"
"I don't listen, less nonsense, watch the boxing!"
"Dashuai, if you beat me again, I'll fight back!"
"Who gave you the courage to do it with Lao Tzu, is your father weak?"
Zhu Bajie slapped his big hand, and Weak Hong was directly beaten.
The onlookers all shrank their heads, and they almost jumped off ship and fled.
"Brother, isn't it just a drink of wine, and the fat man is so good that he beats people like this?" Xie Yun asked by pulling the captain next to him.
"Fellow Daoist, don't you know, our navy has explicitly banned alcohol, this is the rule set by the marshal since the establishment of the navy, don't go to me, you stay away from me!" said the little lieutenant tremblingly.
Xie Yun sighed: It's really unseemly, among the several apprentices, it is Bajie who is the most promising.
"System, I reported that the weak Hongjun drank alcohol and violated military regulations, and he also violated the law by knowing the law, so he should be guilty of one more degree!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a provocation card. ”
Provocation Card: After using it, raise your middle finger and shout that it is all to completely anger the opponent.
What is this card used for?
Do you want to give yourself hatred?
Invalid card!
Xie Yun shook his head, put away the provocation card, and began to pull the rack.
Big grappling!
Weak Hong was captured by Xie Yun like a little chicken.
Zhu Bajie wanted to chase but didn't dare to chase, so he said helplessly: "You come over to Lao Tzu!"
Weak Hong stiffened his neck, and replied stiffly: "I won't go over, you have the ability to come!"
Zhu Bajie was going crazy, if it weren't for Xie Yun here, he would have let Weak Hong know why the flowers were so red now.
Weak Hong hid behind Xie Yun and began to explain in the air: "Dashuai, you can't just allow the state officials to set fires, and not allow the people to light lamps!"
"You were drunk and molested Chang'e back then, and you were beaten down by the Jade Emperor to the mortal world, and now I feel bitter, I can't drink two sips anymore?"
Zhu Bajie's black history was dug up, and he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and said angrily: "That's the Jade Emperor framing Lao Tzu, what are you suffering in your heart?"
Weak Hong was even more aggrieved, and said: "You were beaten down by the Jade Emperor to the mortal world, and all the things of the 800,000 water army were pressed on me, am I tired, am I bitter?"
"The Jade Emperor doesn't treat our navy army as a person, this day can't be lived, I have discussed it with a few brothers, and we are ready to rebel. ”
"I heard a few days ago that you learned the scriptures from the Flaming Mountain, and my brothers asked me to wait for you to come over before I do it. ”
"I didn't expect you to come over, and it's not easy to come to learn from the errand, so you don't want to take us together. "Fish fish
Zhu Bajie was stupid.
He came to recruit his old subordinates, but the navy wanted to rebel, what a coincidence!
"Dashuai, are you going to do it?"
"Nonsense, what are you doing when Lao Tzu came here tonight?"
Everyone was overjoyed, and they took out Yun Mengze's map on the spot and began to plan the layout.
Although these 800,000 sailors can't beat the heavenly court and ask for an explanation for themselves, there is no problem in occupying Yun Mengze.
As long as you send troops to guard a few rivers, the king of heaven will have to be deflated when he comes, of course, the saint will be counted separately.
The head of what Weak Hong said was the Tao, and it seems that it is not a matter of a day or two that this kid wants to rebel.
"Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to discuss this in front of my Heavenly Court Immortal Emperor?" Xie Yun said.
Oops......
The boat was silent, and the captain of the Navy who reacted immediately pulled out the long knife on his waist.
"Dashuai, you actually took refuge in Heavenly Court, and led the people of Heavenly Court to our naval camp, and I still thought about you when I rebelled, so let's cut off our robes and break our righteousness today!"
We are about to fight to the death, why did the marshal surrender first?
Before the short knife that Weak Hong cut his robe was pulled out, he was kicked down by Zhu Bajie.
Don't ask why you kick people, not laugh and scold, it's all a teacher's inheritance.
"Master, this kid has a straight temperament, let's stop teasing him. ”
"Master, handsome master?" As soon as the weak Hong got up from the ground, he came back to his senses.
Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor?
This is the ruthless Immortal Emperor who united the two clans of the Lich and fought against Heaven and frightened the Jade Emperor?
, could it be that the handsome man pulled his master over and rebelled with us?
"Dashuai, if the Immortal Emperor joins, then the plan I made before can be overturned, let's be bold and set a small goal first. Weak Hong hesitated for a moment, and finally boldly said: "We will definitely be able to occupy Xiniu Hezhou and become the king of the soil!"
Zhu Bajie glared at his deputy and didn't speak.
Weak Hong began to feel weak.
"Dashuai, isn't our goal a little bigger?"
Zhu Bajie sighed with hatred and said, "Can you be a little bolder?"
"How big?" asked Weakly.
"Let's prepare to counterattack Heavenly Court!"
Weak Hong's face trembled, and he began to stammer: "Dashuai, you may not know this specific situation, Heavenly Court's total strength in Xiniuhe Prefecture is currently close to seven million, and it is unrealistic for us to counterattack him with our 800,000 people!"
"The hundreds of thousands of troops in the Double Fork Ridge of the Bendi Dojo are in trouble with you. Xie Yun said lightly.
"Immortal Emperor, the odds of winning are still not high!"
"What about the million demon clans trapped by you in Xiniuhe Prefecture?"
"Not enough!"
"The Wu Clan and the Demon Clan each led a million armies, and they have all rushed to the Flame Mountain!"
After Xie Yun finished speaking, Weak Hong knew that he was a little angry.
If the Immortal Emperor doesn't make a move, it's just that, if he makes a move, he wants to leave all the elites of the Jade Emperor in the fertile land of Xiniu Hezhou!
Fortunately, our navy is at odds with the Jade Emperor, and I have long been against it!
There is nothing to say, in the future, the 800,000 naval army of the Heavenly Court should be the head of the Immortal Emperor, don't persuade it, it will be difficult for anyone to persuade it.
"Immortal Emperor, who did you order, my 800,000 sailors went ashore, and they are all first-class elite divisions!"
"Okay, if you contact the Jade Emperor, you will tell him clearly that I am going to rebel with your navy. After Xie Yun finished speaking, the people around him were stupid.
There is such a blatant rebellion, shouldn't it all be a sudden attack, quietly enter the village, and shoot at the ground?