Under Xiao Ming's command, An Hexi and the others finally arrived at the door of the testing room.

"Let's go, go in, why are you standing here stupidly. ”

Ji Lao gently patted An Hexi, who was standing stupidly in front of him, and then said.

"Oh, good. ”

An Hexi came back to his senses and pushed open the door of the testing room.

What catches your eye is a wide variety of precision instruments.

There are big ones, small ones, long ones, short ones, thick ones, and fine ones to meet the needs of people of all kinds of strength.

"It's not that I said, these instruments are too weird, they are simply strange, strange, bells and whistles, and elusive.

But why, how do I feel like I've seen some of these instruments somewhere? ”

An Hexi was stunned at first, and then couldn't help but complain.

"If you've seen these things, it's really strange, you're not a cultivator, you're not an immortal cultivator, where have you ever seen these things. ”

Ji Lao pursed his lips.

"That's right, maybe I'm mistaken. ”

An Hexi nodded, although he was coping with it in his mouth, he kept thinking about it in his heart.

"No, I remember where I've seen these things, but why I just can't remember.

Forget it, maybe one day I'll remember it, what's the real deal. ”

"Come, Xiaoxi, come here, here's a manual, you see, how you want to experience, how to observe, we all listen to you. ”

Ji Lao really took a few sheets of A4 paper full of dense small characters in his hand.

"Is it so good, can I really experience whatever I want?"

An Hexi ran over with a fart, his tone full of excitement.

"Of course, when I make up for your birthday gift for so many years, give it to you, you take a good look at it first. ”

The way Ji Lao spoke now seemed very kind, which moved An Hexi.

"Okay, thank you, then I'll take a look first. ”

（´^ิω^ิ｀）

After An Hexi took the manual from Ji Lao's hand, he sat on the ground, holding the manual in both hands, and read it with relish.

"Damn, this thing looks good, I'll sit on the chair first, and then they inject the aura through a special pipe next to it.

How much aura is injected, how much damage the motor is, although I may suffer a little skin trauma in this way, but it can be very intuitive for me to experience.

Yes, you can use it as a pre-selection first, and then see if there is anything more magical and intuitive to experience. ”

An Hexi watched while pondering in his heart.

And Ji Lao and the man standing behind him were quietly discussing some unspeakable things.

"Old Ji, what should we do next?"

Nanren put his hand to his mouth and whispered.

"Don't startle the snake yet, wait a while to see what he wants to choose, and then we will make strategic deployments.

But there is one thing that we must remember, that is, we must take care of him with love and sincerity. ”

（´^ิω^ิ｀）

Ji Lao suddenly said shyly.

“okok。 ”

The Nanren laughed evilly.

"What are you laughing at, are you laughing so obscenely, let's listen to it, let me laugh too. ”

At this time, An Hexi narrowed his eyes and looked at them, as if he wanted to get some information from their faces.

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"It's nothing, it's nothing, Nanren told me a very funny joke just now, do you want to listen to it?"

Ji Lao said seriously.

"This bad old man's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open is really strong, and he doesn't know who his master is, and he is not ashamed. ”

Nanren silently complained in his heart.

"Listen, listen, I want to see what makes you laugh so obscenely. ”

An Hexi said without changing his face.

"Okay, Nanren, you tell him about the story you just told me. ”

Ji Lao waved his hand and said.

"emmm, when am I going to tell you a joke, it's really a trick, I'm angry, fortunately I read a lot of jokes. ”

Nanren complained silently in his heart.

However, the body was very obedient, and the mouth opened involuntarily.

"On a small road in the countryside, a bus drove by. ”

A woman in the car asked suspiciously: "Master, it seems that our car has been overloaded, and points will be deducted if we are caught." ”

The driver smiled disdainfully, "Deduct points, then you also need a driver's license to deduct points." ”

The other man thought the driver was joking, so he also replied with a smile: "Master, you dare to drive without a driver's license, not to mention that your car is driving so fast?"

The driver said indifferently: "It's okay, the wine is strong and intimidating, I drank a pound and two pots at noon, no problem, what's terrible, believe me, my driving skills are very good." ”

Now the whole car was unstable, and a security guard nervously asked, "Why don't you go and get a driver's license?"

The driver said disapprerovingly.

"More than 2,000 degrees of myopia, my right leg is still a prosthesis, and I am still red-green color blind, how do you tell me to take the test?"

I saw that the whole car suddenly spat out fragrant mouths, and said in a panic: "★★ Driver, stop me quickly, I ★★ want to get out of the car." ”

The driver waved his hand, "What kind of car to get off, the brakes are broken, everyone do a good job, the front is going downhill, let me tell you a joke, calm down."

Yesterday I went to a restaurant for dinner and heard a couple arguing.

I only heard the man say: "I just went on a trip for a month during the summer vacation, why did you get so dark after you came back!!

What the hell are you doing behind my back?!?"

Then, when I looked back, the woman was very white, really, I couldn't understand what the man was talking about!"

............

After the Nanren finished speaking, he saw An Hexi lying on the ground, rolling and rolling while holding his stomach and laughing.

The corners of Ji Lao's mouth twitched, "Is this so funny, if it weren't for the human words just now, otherwise, I would really think this is a fool." ”

After a while, the laughter suddenly died down and turned into a cry.

An Hexi lay on the ground like a dead pig, and small droplets of water as big as beans dripped down his cheeks.

At first it was like a drizzle, then it got bigger and bigger, and it got bigger and bigger, and it turned into a storm, and there was no longer a drop of water that could be distinguished.

He could only see two streams flowing in his face.

Nanren stood aside and couldn't help but sigh: "This may be the legendary joy and sorrow." ”

An Hexi curled up in a ball and muttered, "Grandpa, I really miss you so much, why did you leave me alone and go by myself." ”

Crying and crying, An Hexi's thoughts became hazy, and he slowly fell asleep.

In the dream, he met an old man in a black coat with his back to him.

"Hello Creek, I'm your grandfather. ”

PS: A little Sao Nian passed by silently, and that suddenly remembered that I needed to recommend tickets, collect, invest, and reward to save my life.

I can't sleep without these things, I haven't slept for seven days in a row, and I ask you guys to save the children.