The top of Lingshan Mountain.

"Hey~"

Lei Shao sat by the lake and sighed abruptly at the moon, his fat round face was full of sadness, quite an illusion of "looking up at the bright moon, bowing his head and thinking of his hometown", when he went up the mountain with Chu Xiao, he felt that cultivating immortals was very fun, and he could fly and fight, but now that he thinks about it, he doesn't treat people as pigs! Pigs have never been abused like this!

"Hey, fatty, are you thinking you're not as good as a pig?" Li Xiang's voice suddenly came from behind him.

", how do you know?" Lei Shao sat up suddenly, and then suddenly thought of something, and immediately covered his mouth with his hands,

"No, no, how could I think about these, fat man!"

"Yes, other pigs live more comfortably than you, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, all day long, snoring when you have nothing to do, don't be too happy..."

Li Xiang's eyes rolled, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile, as excited as if he had discovered a new way of old things.

"No, the pig is simply the most comfortable animal in the world, and there is no such sour animal in the world. ”

"Envy, huh?"

"Hmm!"

Lei Shao nodded subconsciously, and shook his head suddenly, staring at Li Xiang with a pair of eyes, and couldn't help but drift up, I won't be a fat person when I talk to you again!

"Jealous, huh?"

“...”

"Hate, huh?"

“...”

Li Xiang then asked a few more questions, but Lei Shao remained silent and couldn't help but walk to Ah Gui, who was sitting upright.

"Listen to my brother, do you know how to cook?"

"Well, a little. Ah Gui's eyes widened, looked at Li Xiang on the side, and nodded.

"Then will you make a suckling pig?"

"Hmm. Agui nodded again.

"Then tell me, what is the recipe for this suckling pig?" Li Xiang sat down on Agui's plate with great interest.

"This suckling pig is considered the nobility among many dishes, and the method is also more exquisite..."

Agui babbled about the suckling pig practice from beginning to end, even including where to go under the knife, and the frame in that position... Step by step, it gives people the illusion that it is a person who listens to him once, and it is an illusion that everyone will do...

"Eh, how should the suckling pig be eaten?" Lei Shao didn't know when he was already squatting beside the two of them with his eyes shining, and even salivating and fantasizing about something...

"This suckling pig is not only exquisite, but also has a certain way to eat..."Ah Gui seemed to be more energetic, and continued to babble and explain where to start eating, how to eat, how to chew in the mouth, and a series of other things that make people feel that this is eating, or the illusion of doing business...

Li Xiang's eyes rolled up, and the corners of his face twitched uncontrollably, the two of them, who couldn't hit each other with eight poles, actually had a common topic!

No! She had to be quiet!

So she suddenly got up, walked to the lake, squatted down and admired the crescent moon in the water, out of sight and out of mind! She wanted to borrow the name of the suckling pig to let Lei Shao know that the pig's so-called "eat and sleep, sleep and eat" has a price, but she found out that she was wrong, and of course she had to use the pig way to deal with the pig: tell it directly!

"Hey~"

Li Xiang sighed inexplicably, picked up a small pebble next to him and threw it into the lake, splashing a trace of ripples, blurring the starry sky printed on the water.

"I don't know if my brother likes to eat suckling pig. ”

As soon as Li Xiang said this, a clever person jumped up in an instant, raised his hand and covered his small mouth, his eyes kept scanning the surroundings, and he was relieved to see that Agui and Lei Shao were chatting to the fullest, and she now understood that such a thing as a lack of roots and tendons in the head is contagious! Ignore some concepts such as space, time, and region - spread out of thin air!

"If it's a brother, maybe only he can do it, and the people around him will be infected by him. ”

Li Xiang squatted down again and stared at the lake and muttered to himself, clubbing his head with both hands, and after a while, he looked up at the starry sky unconsciously, everyone is a star in the sky, so which one is my brother?

"Hey, do you want to have supper?" Ah Gui in the rear suddenly shouted at Li Xiang.

"Supper?" Li Xiang came back to his senses in astonishment, and then thought for a moment, "Don't eat suckling pig!"

"Did I say eat suckling pig?" Agui looked at Lei Shao inexplicably.

"No," Lei Shao said uncertainly.

Then why did she say she wouldn't eat suckling pigs?

The two suddenly looked at each other, and this idea suddenly sprouted in their hearts, and then began to speculate like association,

"The suckling pig didn't offend her, why don't you eat the suckling pig?"

"That is, there are people who don't want to enjoy the suckling pig, a human delicacy!"

"That seven-seven-forty-nine to the process of suckling pig, the Tao is the essence, how can you desecrate the suckling pig so much!"

"The suckling pig is so cute, there are people who don't know how to appreciate it!"

...

"I..."

Li Xiangben squatted quietly, looking at the bright starry sky from afar, feeling the various states of life, and suddenly the avenue of everything, however, there were always a few flies, scurrying wildly in front of people! At the same time, there was a frenzied "buzzing" sound, indicating that "we are so annoying, why is no one filming me?"

"I've decided, tonight my mother will do the right thing for heaven!"

Li Xiang squatted on the ground, and the next moment he stood in front of the two of them, a pair of eyes printed with moonlight made the two of them tremble, and their legs unconsciously took a step back...

"Did we say something wrong?" Agui looked at Lei Shao suddenly.

"No, we just talked..."

"Shut up, you two suckling pigs!"

Li Xiang shouted, causing Ah Gui and Lei Shao to hug each other smartly, and paused on the ground with a "bang".

"Ahh

Li Xiang immediately changed her words, damn suckling pig, oh no, damn it! Now she is almost crazy, her mind is full of suckling pigs, suckling pigs, suckling pigs... These two bastards!

"Suckling pig?" Ah Gui and Lei Shao suddenly understood something, and exclaimed in unison face to face, and then a murderous aura suddenly came from the side of the two, causing the two of them to hug each other in horror to keep warm... Winter is coming, keep warm...

"Do you know how pigs die?"

"I know, stupid!" Lei Shao immediately shouted, he remembered that Li Xiang said this last time, it wouldn't be wrong!

"Wrong!" Li Xiang spat out a word calmly, and then added,

"Stupid!"

Does it make a difference?

A thought flashed through the minds of the two of them, and then the sound of the chief's wail resounded throughout the mountain, startling the birds that roosted in the forest, and it lasted for a long time before they dispersed leisurely...