Volume 1 The Little Fat Man Shakes Chapter 7 Don't be kidding
Xiao Fu Gui'er naturally didn't know the situation in the valley of the wicked, but seeing that his father and mother were safe and sound, nothing else mattered. These monsters are menacing, and their wisdom scares the people in the stockade. Even if there is a hunting mission every year, the guards who have seen all kinds of big demons think that they are in danger.
Fortunately, after the destruction of the beast's den, these bears seemed to have lost their backbone, although they were the majority in number, but they were all headless flies, and they were quickly turned into supplies with the help of their parents.
Bear's paws can be sold for a high price, and fur can be used to make clothing. What excites the people of the village the most is that there is also a small number of bears and beasts in the huge base, and there is a demon pill in the body.
With these demon pills, not only can you exchange for more money and materials, but you can also eliminate the color difference to improve your strength. Many Zhai people can't break through when they reach the late stage of the Body Refining Realm, but with the help of these demon pills, they can get one step closer.
Dealing with these bear carcasses is also a big project, and I am afraid that I will have to work until the New Year. These naturally don't need to worry about Xiao Fu Gui'er, but after being discovered by Qi Niang, they lost their freedom of movement, and the two little ones were taken back home.
"Your family is the king of the mountain!"
Xiaowu and Xiaofu Gui'er, the two dirty little guys, were ordered by Qi Niang not to enter the house and stood outside. Neither is the lord of peace, as soon as Qi Niang entered the house, the two of them sat in a row under the eaves of the porch and watched the blood-red stream gradually fade.
"Your family is the king of the mountain!"
Xiao Fu Gui'er rolled his eyes angrily, this dog is not a dog thing, can he speak? Since he knows that he is the king of the mountain, he is still so presumptuous, don't you know that the king of the mountain is good at dog broth?
"My family is really the king of the mountain!"
Xiao Fuguier felt that this little thing really couldn't talk well, but fortunately she didn't pay attention to him.
"I said, shouldn't people have only one father and one mother? Why do you have so many?"
"The aura of your place is too thin! It's not at the same level as our Thundercloud Mountain, if I don't blow it, the fairyland may not be as good as ours!"
"Why don't you speak!, don't think that because you're my brother, you can despise me like that. I'm a noble beast. Hey... It's strange to say... Why is your bloodline so familiar?"
"We can't be long-lost relatives, right?"
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Xiao Fu Gui'er is convinced, this little thing is like a chatterbox, it is endless, and the more you talk, the more energetic it becomes.
"Little Fugui'er. β
"Qi Niang!"
Fortunately, it didn't take much effort for Qi Niang to boil hot water.
"Come, my mother will wash you and put some medicine on it. β
It seems that Erniang did not kill her relatives in righteousness, and reported and exposed herself, but she was only caused by a fall.
The room was steaming, and after a while, the little fat man with a bare ass was pink and tender again.
"Does it hurt?"
Qi Niang was distressed and drugged, Xiao Fu Gui'er glared at the little things that were enjoying comfortably in the basin, if it wasn't for him to kill halfway, his first battle would be perfect.
"Mother, the child's body is strong! Look at the flesh on our body, it's thick! It doesn't hurt anymore. β
"You're fat, what's the point!"
"Shut up! β
"Alas, a baby who has not been loved by a father for three years and has no mother's pain is a miserable life!"
"Who let you run away from home and become a lost dog!"
"You... You deceive people too much, I am a thunder beast, not a dog!"
"And, dog!"
"You... β
Qi Niang smiled and did not stop the two little guys from bickering, in fact, she was happy in her heart. Because she always felt that although Xiao Fuguier was smart and sensible, she lacked the fun of a child.
"Okay, little Fugui'er, go to the bed!"
"Mother, I want to wash too!
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"Who is your mother!
Xiao Fu Gui'er's face darkened, why is this dog still shameless!
Qi Niang was amused by these two little guys, and Xiao Fuguier's reaction also made her feel happy. Although it is not biological, it is his own son after all. dotingly touched Xiao Fuguier's head as a reward for his jealousy.
"What's the name of your amazing little thing!?"
Even the knowledgeable Zhuge Shuxuan couldn't tell what kind of demon clan this little thing belonged to, but they all saw that it was harmless, and Qi Niang looked at it, so he gave up for the time being, and discussed it after dealing with the things in the village.
"My own father went away and didn't have time to name me. Mother-in-law again. Yes... I remember!"
This little thing suddenly jumped three feet high, if it weren't for Qi Niang's quick eyes, this little thing full of water would have jumped on the bed. The two big eyes looked at Xiao Fugui'er and kept looking, and the little nose kept shaking.
"What are you doing, you have a rabies attack, if you dare to bite me, see that I don't break your dog's legs!"
"Wow... Mother, look at this dead fat man, my dignified beast was tricked out of a dead girl to find him for three years! Three years! I have been living alone for three years, and I am hungry for a full meal. Wow... Mother, this heartless dead fat man insults me... β
This little thing buried his head in Qi Niang's chest for no reason and cried, although Xiao Fu Gui'er didn't think of this guy's hypocrisy, but the meaning in these words is very interesting! What does it mean? Find me? Is my fucking relative really a beast?
"Let's take a shower first, or we'll catch a cold!
This little thing can speak, and the milky voice is no worse than the cute little Fu Gui'er. Qi Niang was captured by the little guy's grievances, and she hugged and patted her back and rocked the cradle like coaxing a baby.
For a moment, Xiao Fu Gui'er found that this little thing actually showed that dog face in Qi Niang's arms and smiled proudly at herself, and Xiao Fu Gui'er froze for a moment. Annoyed! Still naΓ―ve, how can you believe the words of a dog! Still a cunning dog!
"Little thing, I can't always call you a little thing in the future, right!
When Qi Niang washed off the filth of this little thing, it was like a new fur. The snow-white fluff has no trace of magazines, and the appearance of a tiger's head, Xiao Fuguier admits that if it weren't for this guy's cheapness, he would be really cute.
"Mother, no! There is a rule in our clan that only companion clansmen are qualified to name us. From then on, they will be like family and cannot be betrayed. β
"Don't call your mother so close, this is my mother!"
Xiao Fuguier kicked this dog thing angrily, and didn't want to occupy my bed.
"We are companions, this is the ancient ancestral teaching. Your mother is my mother, and your objection is invalid. β
The little thing held its head high proudly and glanced at Xiao Fugui'er. Ya pulled back another game.
"What a mess, who's got the same thing as you. β
"Little Fuguier, do you like to wear that?"
"That!"
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Wait until the two little things are cleaned up and the house is tidyed up. Qi Niang brought a chair to the bed, sat down and looked at the small things.
"Little thing, do you know Xiao Fuguier's life experience?"
"Uh... Know a little!"
The little thing suddenly felt that the air was a little solemn, and Qi Niang, who was still amiable just now, suddenly became serious, just like when his own mother found out that he was a traitor and lied.
"I'm telling the truth, I'm not lying to you. β
"Okay!
"Qi Niang, don't listen to his nonsense, the puppy of unknown origin can speak human words, and it is obviously a monster! β
Xiao Fu Gui'er gloated, although he said so, but his heart was more eager to know than anyone else, and as for the truth and falsehood, it needed to be verified one by one.
"Ahh
"Hey! bared teeth, anxious!"
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"Three years ago I was killed by someone of another race, oh no, we were already of the same race. That little girl, it's so hard for me to deceive!"
Qi Niang saw this little thing mention the little girl in her mouth... Swindler... The distressed look doesn't seem to be fake, and the wrinkled brows are slightly relaxed. But how can Xiao Fuguier believe this nonsense, ten sentences, he is only willing to believe one sentence.
"Mother, this sentence can be ignored, it must have been made up by himself. β
"I didn't make it up, that girl lied to me that there is a place where there is a Nine Heavens God Thunder, and eating it can increase my cultivation for nearly a thousand years. Unexpectedly, after she deceived me, she asked me to bring her to her groom. β
"Can you still make it up, isn't it?
"I didn't make it up!"
The little thing raised his little paw indignantly, pointing at Xiao Fu Gui'er and complaining to Qi Niang.
"It's his daughter-in-law, a family of liars and villains. My life is so miserable! I was deceived by his mother-in-law, and I want to be his companion beast. In the future, I don't know how these two mothers and mothers will abuse me, and there will be no light of day from then on. Mother! I'm so miserable!"
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When it comes down to making trouble, lie and brag sincerely. I'm still a fucking child, when was it three years ago? I was born? I don't know the details of my birth, can I have a daughter-in-law?
Xiao Fugui'er has a black line on his face, if he knows how to cook, he will definitely stew for this guy who has no truth.
"Mother, I didn't lie to you, really! In our entire clan, as long as both parents agree, we can marry by fingers, and we can marry directly as soon as we are born. β
"And what are you clans, and what are you called?"
Qi Niang frowned and asked, if you can know which clan it is, you can find it, but her heart is quite complicated.
"Uh... I... I forgot. β
"Mother, you see, it's obviously not complete yet!"
"It's not... It's not that I forgot! I was also born not long ago, but I only came out of the cave once in a while. My mother is very strict. . . β
"How old are you?"
"Four and a half years old. β
The more the little thing talked, the more unconfident he became, and he knew that he didn't even believe himself according to what he said, let alone others.
"Okay, little thing, since you can't find a home for the time being, let's stay first! It just so happens that Xiaofu Gui'er lacks a companion, so you two have to get along well. If you let me know that you dare to hurt Xiao Fuguier... β
"Little Fu Gui'er, my mother will cook for you! I don't know if there are any demon beasts that have slipped through the net outside, so you are not allowed to run out again, you know?"
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Bitter! Bitter life! You can't blame the sky for your bitter life, you only blame yourself for being too naΓ―ve! My mother has shouted, why is he still threatening! He is not your own son! Why is he treated differently! This must be racial discrimination! I am still a baby!