"Zheng!Zheng!"

The shape of the nitinol bow changed and recovered, and after a while, the target position of the Bow and Arrow Society was full of arrows, so he rested for a while, moved his muscles and bones, and began to destroy the next target position.

"You're not going to class?"

"Didn't you go to work too?"

"The police station doesn't have a fixed weekend, and I'm off duty today. The bow enthusiast shrugged, "Besides, there haven't been any criminal cases lately, and I can rush back at any time if there is something." ”

"Okay. You've got a good job. The target position was filled again, and Lao Qin put down his bow sullenly, and said while moving his shoulders: "Barry, have you heard of Karybanksmullis?"

"I know the inventor of the PCR, he returned to the Lord's bosom last night, what's wrong?"

"No, the professor in class was like his own father had died, and asked all the students to give him a moment of silence. ”

"Oh, he's a Nobel Prize winner in '93 and a great biochemist, and I use his inventions a lot in my work. Maybe your professor is one of his students?"

- PCR, or polymerase chain reaction, is used to amplify and amplify specific DNA fragments, and can form a complete "identity card" through trace amounts of DNA isolated from hair, skin, and blood.

Barry Brown is a police officer in the Criminal Investigation Division, and it is part of his job to collect blood samples and analyze them.

"Probably not, he teaches math, and even if he did, he couldn't ask me to observe a moment of silence for someone I didn't know. After relaxing, Lao Qin picked up the alloy bow again, "So I found an opportunity to sneak out." ”

"Qin, you're the first guy to make such a sense of skipping class. "Since the professor is in a bad mood, you'd better be careful, he may name him." ”

"It's okay, I've already found someone to answer on my behalf. "It's finally revealed.

......

In fact, the patience of silent mourning or something has passed, and the professor didn't let him wear linen and filial piety, and hundreds of people in the public class are standing, so it doesn't matter if he stands for a minute.

But when the professor started to speak, this guy was dumbfounded.

Let a guy who doesn't understand a one-dimensional quadratic equation learn calculus? The professor has a formula theorem on the left and a Greek letter on the right, no matter how big the scumbag's eyes are, he should not understand it or not.

Zhou Gong was very interested, and he came to him to chat after a while.

Fortunately, this product has already asked the old fritters in the senior grades - for example, the godson of Mr. Police Officer, as long as he knows the name of the professor, an unknown small program teaches people how to skip class in minutes.

Well, the big official's mobile phone also has this app.

The interface is not fancy, and there are no other functions, but it lists the roll call habits and coping methods of all USC professors, which is a summary of the experience of generations of seniors, and can be described as a realistic version of the "truancy book".

The scumbag was like a treasure, and he also paid two Franklin for it.

Nominally, it is an "introduction fee", don't look at the inconspicuous app, anyone can download it from the campus forum, in fact, not only fingerprint authentication is required, but also the referrer must be confirmed.

Who told him to knock out the long-armed gorilla and cause Eric Molina to lose his bet!

......

Mr. Police Officer naturally didn't know that his godson was also teaching people to skip classes part-time.

However, he used to be a part-time coach in the Bow and Arrow Club, and he had heard about the truancy skills among students, and he no longer cared about the other party after confirming that the other party would not be deducted for skipping class.

"Qin, you can try to slow down, this will increase the accuracy. ”

"Come on, Barry, if it weren't for your request, I wouldn't have used only a 40-pound bow. Lao Qin didn't appreciate it, "If it's accurate, I can use more exercises to improve." ”

"The pound is a race requirement. "I know you can improve your accuracy with a few practices, but you know, it's not as efficient as aiming, is it?"

"You're right. ”

Another arrow target was full, and Lao Qin stopped to rest. Thirty arrows per target, a minute rest in between, nearly 100 shots with the bow, even with his physical strength, it is inevitable that there will be some muscle soreness.

"So, you're still holding on?" the coach gave him a relaxation muscle.

"Thank you. He closed his eyes and endured the soreness of the lactic acid release, "No way, Barry, I have to insist, fighting is anaerobic exercise, and slowing down slows down my muscles." ”

"Oh! yes! I forgot. ”

"You haven't forgotten!" Lao Qin angrily pierced the other party: "You just want to train me to be a qualified archer, I said, my dream is to fight! Not archery!"

"Ok, okay, I'll pay attention later. Barry gave insincere assurances.

It's not the first time that a similar situation has happened, Lao Qin really can't do anything about him, and he doesn't know why this guy loves bows and arrows so much, and always secretly rubs people into the ditch.

If it weren't for the smell of the dormitory gym being too bad, the officials wouldn't be interested in coming here.

A class at Eagle Sauce University is also 45 minutes, archery, relaxation, retrieval of arrows, listening to the knowledge explained by Mr. Police Officer, and before you know it, it is close to the end of class.

According to the reminder of the "Truancy Book", the scumbag left in a hurry.

......

"Qin, did you skip class?" Lauren Edas intercepted the students who were trying to sneak in at the door of the large classroom, but he didn't expect that on the first day of school, the first class would have a new student sneak away.

"No! I'm going to the bathroom!" the thing vehemently denied.

Unfortunately, the counselor was selfless, and despite his denial, he was still carried to the office, and after a while, the professor with a mouth full of Martian opened the door.

"Mr. Steele. The counselor got up.

"Excuse me, Lauren. The professor smiled and waved his hand and turned his gaze to someone, "I guess you must be curious to know how I found out, right?"

The scumbag nodded cheekily.

"I teach mathematics, and the Chinese are very talented in mathematics. The professor said gently, "And you are the best math student in this class." ”

Nani?

The thing pointed at his nose and was dumbfounded, and he made 10,000 assumptions at this time, but he didn't expect to be noticed by the teacher because of his "good study".

Why are you so good at math? He complained about his deceased predecessor.

The counselor had the same expression as him, and even opened the drawer, found the student's file, double-checked, and then looked at him like a monster.

"So, it's because you've learned all the things I've said, right?"

- Don't blame the professor for being preconceived, the boredom of mathematics is second to none in all disciplines, what can be learned well is true love, and true love can become a scumbag, except for being too familiar, there is no other explanation.

The scumbag continued to be silent, and said in his heart that I would tell you that I didn't understand a word?

"Don't be nervous. The professor had seen many mathematical geniuses who were not good at expressing themselves, and comforted: "I will not deduct your credits, but only if you do have this knowledge." ”

"You mean ......" was a little excited.

"I have here a copy of the alternative paper for last year's exam. The professor pulled out a piece of paper, "As long as you can finish it, you won't use it in my classes in the future." ”

Holy!

Lao Qin was overjoyed, took the test paper without saying a word, scratched his head again, looked left and right, and then Lauren Edas thoughtfully sent the calculation paper and ballpoint pen.

......

Twenty minutes later.

"Little one, you should practice your words. The professor took the test paper and marked a perfect score in the question column without even looking at it - he stared at the other party the whole time and answered, and he already knew what was right and wrong.

The counselor was like a ghost.

This is a candidate paper for last year's exam, yes, but this is a graduation paper! He can't guarantee that he will pass it, but the new students who have just entered the school are all right!

Not only that, but there was a blank space on the calculation paper, and the other party just glanced at the question and put pen to paper, as if the answer was in front of him and he just copied it. Qiyin .qiyinxs.

The only thing a counselor can surpass each other is probably the math symbols.

"Nothing surprising, Lauren. The professor pointed to his head and said with a smile: "Mathematics can complete the entire calculation process in the brain."

In fact, with Qin's mathematical ability, if it weren't for the score, he could have written the answer directly, which may be the reason why he couldn't even write numbers well. ”

With that, the two of them looked at a certain hanger in unison.

No matter how thick-skinned this guy is, he can't stand it at this time, and he can't write it well because he's at this level, messy and never seen symbols, and it's good to be able to copy it down.

"Qin, would you like to be my graduate student?" the professor's smile became gentle.

He thought that this was a shy mathematical genius, after all, the speed of the brain is many times faster than the speed of language, and the more genius he is, the less good he is at expression.

Shake one’s head!

Shake your head firmly!

Shake your head quickly and firmly!

What are you kidding, Ghost Li occasionally pretends that Li Kui may be able to fool around, and hit his head in the Liangshan Juyi Hall, isn't that a lantern in the toilet - looking for death?

"Why?" the professor and counselor asked in unison.

"Uh, this, actually, um......" Lao Qin was hesitant, copying the answers until his dizzy brain began to run rapidly, and suddenly his eyes lit up, there is!

"Professor Steele, Teacher Lauren, I've actually been in a car accident......"

This guy uses vegetative people as a shield, anyway, there are few people who come back from the dead, and there is no way to verify it if he makes it up, otherwise what else can you say? Your level is too low, and the old man can't look down on it?

"Sorry to hear that. ”

The two mourned the death of his parents, but also understood his idea of changing his hobby and switching to combat sports – no matter how good at math is, it is not the same when he is in a car accident.

It dawned on the counselor.

He had previously been suspicious of the archival record, how could a guy who dared to fight with a basketball player on the first day of the orientation week and beat others to a coma could be an autistic person with zero sports scores?

"Qin, if you have any questions about mathematics, you can come to me at any time. ”

The professor couldn't bear to see a mathematical genius fall, but it was not easy to dissuade him at this time, so he had to leave a gap first, hoping that the other party would come out of the shadows and the prodigal son would turn back.

"Thank you, professor. Hung licked his face and bowed.

He turned his head again and asked, "Teacher Lauren, I can't remember some things clearly after I woke up, can you tell me how my other grades performed in this class of freshmen?"

......

Unfortunately, apart from social and sports, the predecessor did well in all other subjects.

This is also normal, Eagle Sauce is a credit system, with a maximum of 30 credits for extracurricular activities and a minimum of 10 points, and although there are no points deducted for sports activities, the extra points have reached 8 to 40 points.

In other words, the predecessor scored a full 80 points less than the students who were good at communication and sports!

So, Lao Qin's big eyes blinked, and the counselor was confused.

"Mr. Lauren, are the other professors as reasonable as Mr. Steele?"

"You're going to take all the subjects?"

"Is that okay?"

"Then you might as well apply for early graduation!" the counselor said angrily: "Qin, not all subjects can use the test results as a judgment standard. For example, if you choose a makeup major, even if your exam paper is a full score, it does not mean that you can complete the requirements of the director on the set, and the exam result is only a part of your score. ”

"Hehe, who are his teachers in other subjects?"

Professor Steele was not happy, and said to himself, even if you are right, you can't say this in front of me, right?

"The professor of history is Brittney Duran. ”

"Uh...... I suddenly remembered a topic and left first. The name seemed to have magical powers, and the math professor's face changed instantly, and he fled without thinking about turning around.

What is the situation? Lao Qin looked at the counselor, and the fire of gossip was burning.

"That's his ex-wife. Lauren Edas gloated: "Professor Steele's current wife is a graduate student he has led, so ......"

"Sven scum!"

"What do you say? I don't understand Chinese. ”

"It's nothing, I mean, if that lady knew about today's events, would she target me?" the thing was worried, afraid that he would be harmed by the pond fish.

"This ......"

Lao Qin scolded in his heart, thanks to the old man asking more, he knew that you were unreliable! Arresting me for skipping class was like a drug detection dog, why did you coax me now?

No, we must get rid of the troubles today!

"Teacher Lauren, otherwise, you can take me to meet that lady, and before she knows the news, let's set the result first, in case she embarrasses me, you won't be able to do it, right?"

"Alright!" the counselor thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and got up to lead the way.

......

Eagle Sauce's comprehensive university is divided into general education courses and specialized courses.

The general education courses include 2-3 basic mathematics, 3 natural sciences, 3 social sciences, 3 humanities, 1 foreign language and 1-2 physical education.

Lauren Edas has seen what it means to be a genius today.

Not to mention foreign languages, Lao Qin chose Chinese, and after a set of "I Ching" was finished, the professor almost knelt down on the spot, his attitude was more humble than that of a mathematics professor, and he bluntly said that he would ask students for advice if he had questions.

Sports he didn't go, and Barry had already promised a perfect score.

As long as the rest is an objective question, no matter how the other party asks, except for the words that have been rotten on one hand are frequently complained, all the teachers think that it is a waste of time to let this guy go to class.

By the way, he also had a fight with his political teacher.

Ishara Diaz, a professor of political science, has studied Western history and politics, but is full of nonsense about the causes of World War II and the role that Eagle Sauce played in World War II.

This woman actually thinks Huaxia is ungrateful!

According to her, without the help of Eagle Sauce, Huaxia would inevitably become a colony of foot pot chickens, so resisting US aggression and aiding Korea and resisting US aggression and aiding Vietnam are unjust and even illegal!

Can Lao Qin get used to her?

If it weren't for the fact that there were a lot of people around him and the other party was still a girl, he would have the mind to teach the other party physics! The old man learned mathematics from the physical education teacher, and you also learned history and politics from the physical education teacher?

So the saliva sprayed wildly, and directly washed the other party's face.

The professor did not show weakness, and the two quarreled from the office to the corridor, and from the corridor to the library, with countless onlookers all the way, and finally even the dean was alarmed.

Lao Qin is young, has good physical fitness, and has a high tone.

The professor is nearly 50 years old, and he has a sharp voice, how can he quarrel with him? From beginning to end, his voice is suppressed so that he can't hear clearly, so he can only let him quote scriptures and talk endlessly.

——It is a popular science for the people who eat melons.

In the end, the woman was so angry that she brushed her sleeves away, or it was more appropriate to be sprayed to hide her face and run away, and the audience who watched the whole process instantly burst into warm applause.

When the song ended, when the man found the counselor with a dumb voice, the other party's words made his face change greatly: "Qin, you are famous, and now, all the teachers at USC know you." ”

"So, don't even think about running away from a single class of professional classes!"

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