"Poof!"

With a crisp sound, Nangong Shi fell to the ground without accident, and as soon as he landed, his eyes suddenly widened, and he let out a beast-like scream, and his expression suddenly twisted.

A three-inch-long wooden thorn was stuck in his ass.

While screaming, Lu Chuan felt that Nangong Shi could jump three feet high at any time in the next moment.

Nangong Shi did jump up, and after turning over violently in the air, he lay on the ground in a shameful posture, quickly reached out and touched the back of his buttocks, and when he withdrew it, he saw that his hands were full of red blood.

"Ahhh......h

Nangong Shi shouted angrily and in pain.

He only felt a hot, very strong stinging sensation in a certain part of his body, which was strongly stimulating his brain, his whole body, and every pore.

Lord Lu could see his cross-section.

The three-inch-long wooden thorn now had only one point, and the rest of it was deep into his ass.

"Tut-tut, chrysanthemum remnants, full of wounds. ”

Lu Zhenjun admired in his heart, stepped forward and sighed: "Tut-tut, the tables and chairs in this picket department are really not strong, I must change them." ”

Nangong Shi turned his head violently, his eyes were full of bloodshot and angry flames: "Lu Chuan, you dare to plot against me......"

"Well, Ben Zhenjun came to the picket department for the first time today, why did Wuqu Xingjun say this. ”

Lu Chuan shook his head and said with an innocent face: "Wuqu Xingjun, you can't wronged me if you say that you can't talk about white teeth out of thin air, otherwise you ......."

Nangong Shi gritted his teeth: "Otherwise, what?"

Lu Chuan glanced at Nangong Shi: "I'm a big mouth who can't hide my words, if I accidentally pass on Wuqu Xingjun's elegant posture now......"

"You fart!"

Nangong Shi was extremely painful and angry, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but scold: "Even though I don't wear armor today, but I am also a martial artist Xingjun with Xingyuan divine power to protect my body, if someone is not playing ghost behind my back, how can a single wooden thorn hurt me?"

Originally, although Nangong Shi was a martial artist, he could also read and break words, but now he has been an immortal for hundreds of years, and it stands to reason that he will never say such rude words as farting in order to pay attention to his current identity.

It's a pity that when I met Lu Zhenjun, things were not so absolute.

"Oh, this is the point that makes Ben Zhenjun the most eye-opening today. ”

Lu Chuan said in surprise: "I didn't expect the picket department to be so sharp with a small wooden thorn, it seems that there are a lot of good things in the picket department." ”

Nonsense, if he hadn't secretly applied an armor-piercing effect to the wooden thorn to break his Xingyuan defense, that wooden thorn would be a simple and ordinary wooden thorn, and the biggest possibility of encountering Nangong Shi's body would be shocked into powder.

"You ......"

Nangong Shi pointed at Lu Chuan, and his angry mouth and fingers were trembling and yelling: "Xuantan Zhenjun, you are plotting against my colleagues, I will go to the Jade Emperor to sue you......"

Rumble!

A figure flew out of the gate of the picket department, and rolled to the ground in embarrassment, it was Nangong Shi.

"It's endless, you still ......"

Lu Chuan clapped his hands and walked out, looked at Nangong Shi who was looking at him angrily, and said lightly: "Take a look, do you still need to plot against a person who is your true monarch? Don't laugh to death, you are not the only one who is in a bad mood today, if you dare to play with me, you will hit the crater." ”

"I'm ......" Nangong Shi was about to shout angrily, but he only heard Lu Chuan say lightly: "If you are not afraid that your current appearance will be seen and become the laughing stock of Heavenly Court, you can call someone over." ”

Nangong Shi was like a rooster, at this time, he was choked by an invisible big hand, his face turned red, and he couldn't speak.

Lu Chuan's words are good, the part where he was injured today is too shameful, if he calls people over, what will his colleagues think of him from now on?

What will his men think of him?

How will he mix in Heaven in the future?

Raising his head suddenly, he saw Lu Chuan leaning against the door with his hands on his chest and looking at him with a smile.

"The garlic is very. ”

Nangong Shi gritted his teeth and said.

Lu Chuan raised his hand and threw out a small porcelain bottle, and Nangong Shi took it in his hand: "What are you doing?"

"Take the best medicine for wounds...... There it is!"

Lu Chuan raised his eyebrows and turned around and walked inward: "The Jade Emperor appointed me as the Blessed Holy True Monarch today, commanding the picket department, responsible for the order and security of the Heavenly Court, and from now on, I will be in charge of the house here." ”

"Yousheng Zhenjun ......"

Nangong Shi's expression changed, of course he thought that Lu Chuan was demoted, no wonder he was in a bad mood.

It's a good thing that the opponent was demoted.

But Nangong Shi couldn't be happy.

The Jade Emperor makes you feel bad and demotes you, you have a kind of going to the Jade Emperor, what's the matter with my ass?

Nangong Shi looked down at the porcelain vase in his hand, and then at Lu Chuan, who walked far away into the hall, gritted his teeth and said, "Do I have to thank you?"

"No thanks!"

In the picket hall, Lu Chuan didn't look back, just raised his hand and waved it and smiled.

Nangong Shi's expression suddenly changed greatly, he looked at the hall in fear, got up, pinched the trick and cast a spell into a divine light and slowly walked towards his Star Monarch Mansion.

"You dare to put up a fight with me. ”

Lu Chuan entered the hall and looked at the messy and broken tables and chairs, and couldn't help sneering in his heart.

A guy who was beheaded by the turtle master also has a rampant face.

But speaking of turtles......

Lu Chuan thought of those two guys, and it was estimated that he was going to make Southern Xinjiang miserable.

Also, he remembered that Emperor Zhenwu had two turtle and snake generals under his seat, and the Xuan Snake and the Xuan Turtle happened to be Xuanwu.

This little turtle is originally a turtle, and the turtle will have it, but the snake is an ancient beast born in the black water, so it is also called the black water snake.

The level of this ancient fierce beast and divine beast is almost what it looks like in the Dao realm, Chongming Bird, Zhu Yan, Dragon Sparrow...... These divine birds and beasts he saw in the gods were like this, at most they were only true immortals.

With his current mana, it was more than enough, but where to find it was a question.

Beiju Luzhou?

"It's time to prepare for Emperor Zhenwu. ”

Lu Zhenjun thought in his heart.

"Someone!" Lu Chuan shouted outward.

"Zhenjun!"

Soon Wang Shan and Zhang Jian came in, but when they saw the tables and chairs in the hall shattered, they couldn't help but look at Lu Chuan, who was standing with his hands in his hands and standing calmly.

"Look at what I'm doing, Ben Zhenjun has flowers on his face?"

Lu Chuan touched his face a little inexplicably: "Hurry up and pack these up, move a new set of sturdy ones, the old ones are not sturdy, if Ben Zhenjun sits down, hey, maybe something will happen......"

Wang Shan and Zhang Jian glanced at each other.

The two of them have been in Heaven for a long time, and those who can go to Heaven are also outstanding in intelligence and perseverance, and they will definitely not believe Lu Chuan's words.

According to Lu Chuan's instructions, the two quickly cleaned up the garbage and brought a new set.

"Not bad. ”

Lu Chuan sat down and tried it, looked at Zhang Jian and said, "Next, you go and gather all the spirit officials except for those on duty, and Ben Zhenjun wants to get to know everyone." ”

These spirit officers held important positions in the Heavenly Court, and he must have some understanding of the situation and strength.

"No!"

Zhang Jian retreated.

Lu Chuan looked at Wang Shan: "Next, it's up to you to introduce the situation of the picket department to Ben Zhenjun......

On the other side, Wuqu Xingjun returned to the mansion, because the injured part was so ashamed that he was even embarrassed to seek medical treatment from the Heavenly Court.

If that injury had been replaced by a mortal, he would have died a long time ago, but fortunately he was an immortal, or he would have died, but it was inevitable to suffer a little pain.

Forgetting the thorny tip on his buttocks, Nangong Shi bit a towel in his mouth and stretched out his hand little by little......

Burst!

Blood splashes, secondary damage.

It's not a good feeling.

Nangong Shi was sweating profusely, the top of his head was full of green muscles, and his expression was distorted and hideous.

It took him a long time before he recovered, because there was no medicine for injuries at home after becoming an immortal, so he asked people to go to the heavenly doctor to get the medicine.

But the pain was unbearable, so he looked at Lu Chuan's injury medicine and hesitated.

After hesitating again and again, in order to see if there was any poison, he grabbed a spirit bird in the cage in the room and fed the medicine powder, anyway, he would die if he saw him.

If he is not poisoned, he will also stew soup and drink.

As a result, the bird was jumping around and there was nothing wrong with it, but he was still not very relieved, he didn't believe that Lu Chuan that guy would be so kind.

Speaking of which, this time it was also Lu Chuan......

The more Nangong Shi thought about it, the more angry he became, overwhelmed the pain, and finally slammed the porcelain bottle to the ground, and some powder filled the air.

"Xingjun, the gold sore medicine is here. ”

A voice came from outside the window.

As soon as Nangong Shi grabbed the suction with his hand, the medicine bottle fell into his hand, it was also a small porcelain bottle, and he carefully put the medicine powder on the wound.

In the air, Lu Chuan's medicinal powder did not disperse for a long time.

"Woo......"

But after a while, Nangong Shi roared angrily: "What kind of medicine did you find for me?"

The subordinates outside the window hurriedly said in horror: "Golden sore medicine, Xingjun." ”

"Who prescribed the medicine, is it Bian Que?"

"He is a disciple of Mr. Bian Que. ”

"Ah, damn it, the quack doctor hurt me, get out, ask Bian Que to prepare a pair of medicine himself, otherwise I will have to dismantle his medicine house. ”

"Yes yes yes ......"

Picket Department.

A thin old man was checking Lu Chuan's pulse, with a thoughtful look on his face.

A group of spirit officials around looked at each other.

"Sir, what's the matter?" Lu Chuan asked.

Bian Que groaned: "Judging from the pulse, Zhenjun's body is no problem at all, and his physique is a little scary." ”

"No way. ”

Lu Chuan shook his head: "Benjun was injured in the southern and northern wars in the world, and I feel poor in spirit in recent days, there must be something wrong, or ...... Treat it again?"

Heavenly Court has its own rules of Heavenly Court, and there must be no private fight between immortals for no reason, otherwise Heaven will deal with it.

Nangong Shi is still headed by the Xiqi forces, this time he won't be him if he doesn't mess with Nangong Shi, the bottle of medicine has also been manipulated, and he concluded that Nangong Shi will not use his medicine.

It's better to let that brave guy get angry and get carried away with anger, and let him make mistakes, so that Tianjo will naturally do him without him making a move.

Bian Que nodded hesitantly.

He invented the idea of seeing a doctor, but he didn't find anything wrong with Lu Chuan.

To say that there is......

It may be that Lu Chuan's kidney qi is a little weaker than other parts.

But it's still much better than the others.

Others are afraid of getting sick, but this one has to let him check for something.

What to do, what should he say?

It's urgent!

He felt that Lu Chuan was now embarrassing him Bian Que.