Chapter 69: You're Sick!
Hurt.....
Already..... More than this time
When I try to think back to what happened in the village that day
As I try to think back to how I got the sword back
Headaches always come as promised
This time, however, there seems to be something else besides a headache.....
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Slowly opening his eyes, Ming Fan found himself lying in a tent.
"It's .... Where?"
The last scene before fainting was when he was looking for his way with a vague memory, and he fell to the ground due to a headache, so he should have been lying in the woods.
Wrong..... I seem to have seen something else before I fainted, what was it? It seemed to be a ...... Something particularly white.
At this time, Ming Fan twisted his head to the left side, and found that there was a pair of bone soles at the door of the tent, Ming Fan immediately remembered,
"Yes! That's it, the last thing I saw before I fell. ”
Ming Fan moved his gaze upwards along the soles of his feet, and Jin Dabao was as white as ..... The body or the bones are fine, and they met Ming Fan's eyes.
"Ahh
"Ah!!h
The first "ah" was shouted by Jin Dabao.
The second "ah" was called by Ming Fan.
Jin Dabao called because he saw his roommate wake up, so he screamed happily.
And Ming Fan was so frightened that he saw a skeleton shelf and was lifting the curtain of the tent to look in.
"Roommate, you're awake! Oh, that's great!" Jin Dabao happily walked into the tent and came to Ming Fan, feeling happy.
But no matter how it is explained, Fan is also a person who cultivates truth, his courage and state of mind are not comparable to ordinary people, and he has not seen a moving skeleton, so he quickly calmed down from the shock.
While secretly using his true qi to guard the skeleton in front of him, Ming Fan asked, "Room.... Friends?"
"That's right, I made a wish to God on the front foot to have a roommate, and I found you on the back foot, which means that you are the roommate God gave me. ”
"I'll go! What kind of logic are you!" Ming Fan complained loudly, "According to what you said, I will make a wish to God to have a wife now, and then I can go to the street and forcibly take away the girl I saw for the first time." ”
Jin Dabao thought about it for a moment and said, "That makes sense..... It's a pity that I don't need a girl, I just want a roommate now. ”
"There's a little bit of truth!" Ming Fan cried out while covering his head, "I also want to be blind to thinking about reasoning with a skeleton with only a skull and no brain." ”
With that, he stood up and walked out of the tent.
Jin Dabao hurriedly caught up and grabbed Ming Fan, "Hey, roommate, where are you going?"
"Hmph, sure enough. Looking at the "collection" of these golden treasures outside the tent, Ming Fan said with a really such expression, "In the past few years, you have killed people and seized treasures." ”
Jin Dabao saw Ming Fan's eyes gradually increasing with murderous intent, and he was puzzled, "How did this save him and save his revenge?"
"Don't say I won't give you a chance to explain, I'll count to three, if you don't have a reasonable explanation, don't blame me for being ruthless!
The word "three" fell, Ming Fan kicked his footsteps, condensed his true qi in his right hand, turned his fist into a palm, and slashed towards the most vulnerable place of Jin Dabao, the "neck bone".
As soon as Jin Dabao wanted to open his mouth to explain, he slapped Ming Fan firmly, and his skull.... Falling from the head...... Grunt rolled on the ground for several meters.
It's not that Ming Fanen will take revenge, from God's point of view, we naturally understand that Jin Dabao is not a murderer except for liking to steal other people's things, although there are many people whose causes of death are related to him, such as: those people who are scared to death, and the dart master who accidentally stepped on the trap he set.
These things we know, Ming Fan doesn't know.
He thought that Jin Dabao was an evil creature who killed people and oversold goods, and when Ming Fan saw the things stolen by Jin Dabao outside, he was even more sure that his idea was right.
Would such a person be kind enough to save himself?
So, the hands rose and fell, and there was no mercy.
Just when Ming Fan was about to find out if there was the crystal ball he was looking for among these items, a shout suddenly came from behind him!
"Your math and physical education teacher taught you! There is no 'one' and 'two' and jump directly to 'three', right?"
Turning back in surprise, Ming Fan found that the headless skeleton was looking around for the location where the skull fell, and the skull was scolding at Ming Fan on the ground and shouting.
This kind of scene, which is usually only found in comics and games, is appearing vividly in front of Ming Fan's eyes at this moment.
"Hey.....! Dao Yin and Yang, right, I don't know how to pick it up after knocking out people's heads!
Ming Fan's brain was blank at this time, and the ghost envoy really picked up Jin Dabao's skull and connected it to the skeleton.
Jin Dabao, who had picked up the skull, didn't have a good air, "Hmph.....!
"Smack!"
Before he finished speaking, Ming Fan knocked off Jin Dabao's skull again.....
Jin Dabao: "........ Hey, you're sick, aren't you?"
"How did this happen?" two emotions, horror and incomprehension, surged out of Ming Fan's heart at the same time.
Ming Fan picked up the skull and studied it carefully, "Is it remote-controlled?"
"Yao, your sister, hurry up and press Lao Tzu's head back. ”
However, it is obvious that Ming Fan regards this sentence as the wind in his ears, and he has only one thought now, "You say..... What if I threw your skull far away?"
Jin Dabao suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and said in a panic, "Hey, Dao Yin and Yang, this joke can't be made." ”
"Dao Yin and Yang? Who told you that I was called Dao Yin and Yang. Ming Fan didn't understand why Jin Dabao called himself by this name.
At the moment, his head and life were in Ming Fan's hand, and Jin Dabao had no choice but to reply honestly, "It's that when you passed out, you kept chanting in your mouth, Dao Yin and Yang, Dao Yin and Yang, I thought your name was called this." ”
"Did I say anything when I passed out......" Ming Fan was silent for a moment and asked, "Did I say anything else?"
"You.... You press my head back first.... I'll tell you. ”
"Well, there's no river around here? ”
“....... You win...... I say. ”
Jin Dabao, who succumbed to Ming Fan's coercion, repeated all the words he heard Ming Fan say when he fainted.
"Move... Shengyang... Tranquility and yin.... Moving pole.... Jing Ji ..... "Ming Fan repeated these words repeatedly in his mouth, trying to think about their meaning from his mind.
"I've said everything I know, you should.... Press my head back. ”
Ming Fan walked towards Jin Dabao's body and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I mean what I say." ”
Although Ming Fan can continue to blackmail Jin Dabao and ask him to tell him all the bad things he has done over the years, but since he has made an appointment, Ming Fan will not go back on his word.
Jin Dabao, who was connected to his head for the second time, even climbed a distance of dozens of meters from Ming Fan, for fear that this guy would knock off his head for the third time.
Ming Fan didn't expect Jin Dabao's reaction to be so strong, and he himself was a little embarrassed, so he smiled at Jin Dabao, "Don't worry, I won't hit your brain again." ”
Jin Dabao keenly discovered the trap in Ming Fan's words, "Don't hit me in the head, hit me somewhere else." ”
"Hmm..... I didn't say that. ”
Jin Dabao said angrily, "If I knew you were a bad person, I wouldn't have brought you back from fainting!"
As soon as he explained this, he was not happy, "What do you mean that I am a bad person, you are clearly a bad person, stealing things and killing people, you are extremely evil!"
Jin Dabao: "You are framing! Naked framing, who killed someone!"
Ming Fan told the "deeds" he had heard about Jin Dabao, and then asked,
"What else do you have to quibble!"
"I'm going to quibble all the meows!"
So Jin Dabao told Ming Fan the truth of everything.
“....... Phew, believe it or not, you're fooling a stupid boy!"