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"Brother Monkey, I'm going to pre-sell now, okay?"
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"Don't worry, let's let the Seven Fairies rest for a while, and it's noon, let's go eat first, and wait for the two of them to be pre-sold in the live broadcast. "Okay, Brother Monkey, go eat, don't starve the Seven Fairies. ”
"Brother Monkey, when are you going to sell women, I want the Seven Fairies to warm my bed. ”
"I dare to think upstairs, I only need Sister Chang'e to be my girlfriend in school"
"I want Nuwa ·····"
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Ooh!
Seeing that someone dared to ask Nuwa to warm his bed, fortunately he was not in this world, otherwise if Nuwa knew, I am afraid that he would be worse than dead.
As soon as I thought that the king of Xuan just wrote a yellow love letter for Nuwa, he was so made that he couldn't even be the emperor, if Nuwa knew that someone dared to let her warm the bed, I'm afraid it would be more than just the emperor who couldn't be the emperor.
Thinking about it, Lin Fang couldn't help but tremble.
Hurry up and turn off the live broadcast room, so as not to be sensed by Nuwa.
Subsequently, Lin Fang ordered a lunch of 300 yuan, dry pot spicy shrimp, dry pot crispy chicken, dry pot beef, dry pot squid, shredded green pepper pork, shredded fungus meat, back pot meat, yellow stewed chicken, tomato egg soup, vegetable tofu soup······
In the past, there were so many dishes, at least two or three of them could be eaten.
But now, with the blessing of two foodies, it will be eaten up in just one meal.
Fortunately, thinking that the Seven Fairies had brought him clothes and spiritual fluid business, Lin Fang felt a lot better.
Although Zhu Bajie didn't make money for himself, he managed the nearby wild boars for himself.
Today, the number of wild boars on the farm has reached 5,000.
Later, the price of domestic pork was hit by Lin Fang, from 40 yuan a catty to 38 yuan, 35 yuan, and 30 yuan······ 28 yuan, even so, no one has ever bought it.
Everyone can buy a spirit pig for 20 yuan a catty, why do you have to buy ordinary pork for 28 yuan a catty?
Although the price of spirit pigs on the black market has been rising, even rising to tens of millions of catties.
However, due to the fact that Lin Fang has always maintained a continuous supply of spirit pigs, ordinary people can buy spirit pigs, so it still brings a great price impact to ordinary pork.
Many pork owners wanted to protest, but couldn't find a place to protest.
You can't go to Journey to the West, you have to be able to come over!
In the end, these people can only tearfully reduce the price, and keep reducing the price.
Lin Fang plans to wait for a while for the price of ordinary pork to stabilize in more than 20 years, and then he can appropriately increase the price of spirit pigs.
Lin Fang knew that the positioning of his things was in a high-end position, and the price was more expensive than ordinary ones, so it was impossible to let the spirit pig be sold at a price of 20 yuan a pound for a long time.
When that time comes, it will be the time for Zhu Bajie to create wealth for himself.
Thinking of this, Lin Fang felt even happier.
Anyway, they don't eat as much as they earn themselves, so just eat as much as they want.
After eating and drinking, Zhu Bajie lay on the boulder and wanted to take a nap.
Lin Fang lay on the ground to watch, in the past, at this time under the Wuzhi Mountain was the quietest, and it was also the most suitable time to see.
Today, however, there is one more trickster.
"Stinky monkey, what are you looking at?"
The bored Seven tilted his head and leaned to Lin Fang's side, looking at the lines of dense words, and suddenly had a headache, "I didn't expect you to read as a monkey?"
"Live to be old, learn to be old!" Lin Fang suddenly remembered that Qi didn't seem to be old, and immediately changed his words, "The longer you live, if the knowledge in your head is not updated in time, you will feel confused and confused, so you must read and read often, so that you will feel very happy and happy." ”
"It seems to be!" Qi nodded, and then simply leaned on Lin Fang's neck, "Then I'll see it too." ”
"My neck is very sore!" Lin Fang said impatiently.
"But I can't see it well, this stone wall is always blocking my head, it hurts. Seven shook his head, "I don't care, just lean on you, don't move." ”
Lin Fang felt that he had really fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes, and it was already miserable to be crushed under the mountain, but now there was a person who leaned on his neck, and he felt that he was going to be crushed.
"Hey, how do you pronounce this word?" Seven stretched out his immature finger and pointed at a word.
"This is the entertainment of reading, the entertainment of entertainment. This book is entertainment, about a person who becomes an entertainment superstar, he writes and becomes the hottest existence in the world, and the same is true for the movies he makes······" Lin Fang explained casually.
"What is a movie?" said Seven.
Lin Fang remembered that it was only popular in the late Yuan and early Ming dynasties, and the earliest word to appear was "Zhuangzi". Foreign Objects", 'decorated with a dry county order, it is also far away in Dada. ’。
The trivial words here are not where the Taoism is, and the trivial words, the shallow understanding of the Tao, are the original meaning.
However, it is obvious that under the influence of patriarchal thinking, it is impossible for Qi to read Zhuangzi's book.
"It's a good-looking popular story, between the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd, it can be called a story. Lin Fang explained.
"Ah, I see. Seven said with stars on his face: "I like the love story between the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd the most, it's so romantic." ”
Lin Fang knocked on his head, "Silly white, if it weren't for the Cowherd stealing the Weaver Girl's clothes and letting the Weaver Girl not go back to the court, how could the Weaver Girl marry him?"
"And I don't know if he peeked at the Weaver Girl taking a bath, if he did, this is a voyeur and stealing, how romantic is such a story?"
"Ahh ”
"If it weren't for the queen mother's obstruction, I'm afraid the two would be together for the rest of their lives and never separated. ”
Lin Fang pouted, "No, the queen mother's approach, I'm sorry, just a mother saw her daughter being peeped at and bathed by others, and she stole clothes to force her to stay in the mortal world, presumably any mother would be angry, it's strange if she wasn't angry." ”
"Bang!"
Lin Fangzheng had to get energetic, but he didn't expect to be suddenly knocked on the head by Qifen Fist, and he was immediately dissatisfied: "Why are you knocking me?"
"Who made you think wrongly. Seven pouted and said, "It's a good bet on the love story, but it's all ruined by you." ”
"Love is all deception, only in anime movies can there be true love, how can there be in reality!"
Lin Fang kindly corrected the Seven Fairies' concept of love, but he didn't expect to be beaten, and he was immediately dissatisfied.
"Anime movies? By the way, you just did, what are anime and movies?" said Qi.
Lin Fang suddenly thought of a way to get rid of the Seven Fairies, and immediately said: "The movie is an adaptation of the text form into a live-action form, and a group of people play this drama according to the different roles in it. ”