Nonsensical, monk and Taoist

Gangsters, bald asses, bullnoses

It's all just for a different kind of rivers and lakes

It's all just for a different world of cultivating immortals

Together, they perform a comical symphony

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The winter days are short, and before it is time to apply, the sky is gradually getting dark.

Ning Wuwei was dressed in a thin robe, shivering from the cold wind. I can't help but think back to the time that has passed in the Taoist temple. Who said that it is quite bitter in the view, but there is no need to starve. This is good, since he was forced out by Senior Brother Zhangguan to turn his fate, he has hardly eaten a few full meals, let alone any hot meals.

As soon as he thought of this, Ning Wuwei became angry, if it weren't for the old man's old man who returned to the immortal at a young age, he would have been able to be the master of the view by virtue of the bear's appearance?

When it comes to this, Ning Wuwei is even more angry. The master's common surname is Hei (read He), and his name is Hei Erqiu. He was dark and ugly, thin and small, like a big monkey with a tail retreated. Therefore, Ning Wuwei knew that the master's surname was Hei (read He), but he still secretly called Hei Erqiu behind his back. Sometimes he even calls the master a black monkey. Who let the master and his old man come partially? He can do all the good things, and when he sweeps the floor, carries water, chops wood, farms, repairs houses, and digs ditches, all of them will be his own inaction. Do you say that Ning Wuwei can not be angry?

But anger is anger, and you can't show it easily. You also have to be accompanied by a smiling face. Accompanied by a smiling face and suffering all day long, if you show it, where can you pay it back, where will you not be skinned.

Thinking of the past, Ning Wuwei felt that he was cheap and deserved it. People are angry with you, and you don't dare to fight back, but you shamelessly please others, and you are in a hurry to do laundry, massage, and beat your back. That's it, and it's not a little better.

Especially the master Hei Erqiu, his old man didn't like to come by himself, and he also gave himself a bloody name, called Wu Thin. No thinness, you listen to this bloody name. Without a head, there is no head. Can you live a long life without a head? Doesn't it have to be called lifeless? Listen to the name that his old man gave his beloved disciple a great name, which is called Wuchen. Dust-free, no dust at all. Otherwise, why does he love bathing so much?

I forgot to introduce, the bath water from Dake is all boiled by Ning Wuwei. When boiling water, Ning Wuwei couldn't wait to boil the water to 108,000 degrees, and it was scalded to death by Dake at once. Think so, it's really different, Ning Wuwei will boil the water temperature to neither high nor low, so that people can soak in a comfortable temperature.

Alas, that's fate.

When it comes to this, the one who has the most common language with him is the little junior brother Pi Dan. Pidan's Dharma name is Wuxin. Listen, there is no hardship, no heart, no heart, no heart, no heart. I don't know how the old man came up with it. Maybe it's the master, and his old man has this little ink in his belly.

Anyway, Pi Dan's little junior brother Wuxin is in a similar situation to himself in the view, and even sometimes he is not as good as himself. Although he is a bag of anger, he is a few years older and his body is much stronger, and the junior brothers don't dare to bully themselves when there are few people.

Once, Pi Dan was bullied by his senior brother Li Xiaogui, and forced Pi Dan to call his father, but Pi Dan didn't scream, so he was pushed to the ground by Li Xiaogui and rode on his neck as a horse. After riding enough, he took out a cock and peed on Pi Dan, so angry that Ning Wuwei jumped out to fight for the little junior brother, and rushed up to hit Li Xiaogui with a face full of flowers. This time it calmed Li Xiaogui, he didn't even dare to move, and said with a sad face: "Why are you beating me?"

Ning Wuwei pinched his waist with both hands, and said with a full spirit: "Why did you beat you? I can't get used to seeing you bully people, if you dare to bully the little junior brother again in the future, I will see you once and beat you once." Until you are convinced. ”

Li Xiaogui didn't dare to let go of a fart, and slipped away with his nose covered.

Li Xiaogui was suppressed by Ning Wuwei, but the other brothers and sisters stopped doing it. Others started a thorn, and it was okay to blow up the temple, but I didn't expect that even Ning Wuwei, this kid, would dare to make a thorn and a temple? Even this kid wants to rebel, can there be rules in this view in the future? No, if you say anything, you have to beat this kid's arrogance down, let him know what are the rules in the view.

Isn't this a dog catching a mouse and meddling.

A group of senior brothers, under the leadership of Senior Brother You Dake, shouted and shouted and rushed to Ning Wuwei's side.

At this time, Ning Wuwei became a god in the eyes of his little junior brother Pi Dan. Ning Wuwei, who had just become a god, saw the surging senior brothers at a glance, and he was so frightened that his legs went weak, and a cool breeze came from the back of his neck, and he didn't even have the courage to turn around and run away.

There is no need to elaborate on the next thing, right? Ning Wuwei was beaten by his senior brothers, not only did the gold stars and silver stars dance around in front of him, but even one of his front teeth was knocked out on the spot. Ning Wuwei has suffered such a big grievance, but the master and his old man simply turn a blind eye and listen to it. Instead, at this time, he ruthlessly asked Ning Wuwei to go up the mountain to chop wood.

You haven't seen Li Xiaogui's arrogance at that time, relying on the support of his brothers and sisters at this time, that look is like beating chicken blood, holding his chest up, raising his neck, his mouth is not wasteful, scolding is not wasteful, and he insists that Ning Wuwei call him his grandfather three times, and he has to drill under his crotch.

Ning Wuwei looked at the little junior brother Pi Dan who was trembling in fright, and really wanted to give them a kind of unyielding, but when he saw the elders of several senior brothers, he couldn't help but immediately softened again.

In fact, it can't be said that it has softened, but rather that Ning Wuwei remembered an ancient man who had been humiliated by his crotch. After being humiliated, he became angry and strong, and after a few years, he became a general who swept the world, commanding thousands of troops and horses to do something earth-shattering.

This general is Han Xin.

Even the great general Han Xin can be humiliated by his crotch, why can't he do nothing? Besides, a good man doesn't eat the loss in front of him, and calling his grandfather three times is indispensable for a piece of meat, and he won't have a few years of life if he gets under the crotch, I'm afraid that he will be a bird. Besides, if you turn over in the future, you won't let them double, no, add 10,000 times to repay. At that time, not only let them drill under their crotch, but also let them eat their own feces and urine, and let them call themselves a thousand voices, ten thousand voices of their ancestors, and living ancestors.

I thought so, but I didn't know why, I was lying on the ground, I didn't even dare to raise my head, and I actually opened my mouth to call Li Xiaogui more than a dozen times in a row, pro-ancestor, living ancestor.

"Ancestors, living ancestors, as long as you don't fight, you can call your grandson whatever you want. ”