Volume 1: Cloud Miao Immortal Hall Chapter 52: Choice
Chapter 52: Choice
"These old horsemen all treat you as a watchdog, ah no, it's a watchdog! I don't save you, who will save you, you say yes? So as long as you stay with me later, I guarantee your turtle's freedom in the future!" Zhou Hao stated his interests to the turtle.
I saw the turtle's big eyes spin around twice, and then nodded.
So Zhou Hao held the flying fairy in both hands, and walked straight to the Yunmiao Immortal Palace, and the turtle fart behind followed upright, the funniest thing is that it actually walked upright, but it was very awkward, trembling, how funny and funny it looked, like a child carrying a thick black schoolbag to school!
The eyes of everyone on the immortal platform were attracted by the turtle, such a turtle spirit who has cultivated from the mortal world of the nether world to become an immortal is really rare, maybe it can be cultivated into a turtle immortal, this is definitely possible, after all, there are some precedents in the immortal realm in the past!
"Yun Miao Hall Lord, I'm afraid you can't say that you want to swallow this turtle spirit alone, right?" Mu Qi Hall Lord's eyes were cold, and he said in a calm voice.
"Don't think that you have two disciples in the Yunmiao Hall who stand out today, so you can't take the other immortal halls in your eyes. Besides, this turtle spirit has a share, and it is impossible for our three halls to let any of them forcibly take it away!" the Lord of the Burning Mountain Hall echoed.
"Well, you have a point. Yun Miao Shangxian stroked his white beard, looking quite calm.
"Well, I have a good idea to recommend, I wonder if you two think it will work?"
"What's a good idea?" the two hall masters asked.
Yun Miao Shangxian pointed to the upright turtle behind Zhou Hao and said, "Let this turtle spirit choose one by itself and see which immortal hall it wants to enter." ”
"I think this should be considered absolutely fair, right? It can be said that it is the best of both worlds to avoid the battle between the three immortal halls and respect the dignity of this turtle spirit!"
As soon as these words came out, the other two hall masters hesitated for a moment, then nodded one after another, and said, "We think this method is feasible, but how do you want the turtle spirit to choose?
"Hehe, the two of you are not right. What I think is that our three halls have their own strange tricks, using normal means to attract turtle spirits, and the premise is that only disciples are allowed to make moves. What do you think?" said the Cloud Miao Hall Lord unhurriedly.
"Okay, that's it!" The Lieshan Hall Lord and the Muqi Hall Lord glanced at each other, and then they both glanced at Yun Miao Shangxian, and finally the two of them agreed.
Regarding what the three hall masters said, everyone heard it clearly, and the turtle grinned at this time, Zhou Hao was a little puzzled, and said, "What are you laughing at? Could it be that you really want to join the other two halls?"
"Hehe, that's perhaps, they're all thinking about how to curry favor with me now, if you can't come up with something enough to attract me, I won't agree to go with you!"
"Okay, you dead turtle, I was kind enough to save you, but you still want to rebel in the nest and want to go to other homes. But don't blame me for not reminding you, those people are not good at stubble, and it's actually nothing to let you be a temple protector immortal beast, but these halls are mainly when the longevity is exhausted, and if you want to eat turtle meat to supplement, then ...... You don't have a place to cry!" Zhou Hao looked at the turtle with a burst of contempt and threat.
"Hmph, if you say this, will you Yunmiao Immortal Hall Master be an exception? Anyway, I've decided to rely on my parents at home to go out on my own, but one thing you can rest assured is that I will definitely not cheat on the following selections!" the turtle stretched out his little paws and clenched them into fists and smashed them on his chest, and said with a righteous face. It looked like it was a righteous official!
On the other side, the Lieshan Hall and the Muqi Hall made a little preparation, and then saw that their people couldn't wait to take the turtle away.
The first to walk towards the turtle were the three disciples of the Burning Mountain Palace, they actually took out a whole bucket of incense worms, as soon as this thing came out, many people directly vomited, but the turtle rushed to the bucket like crazy!
The barrel was full of small yellowish insects, their length was about three millimeters, and they exuded a strange smell of flesh, and the fragrance was so strong that an immortal like Zhou Hao couldn't help but vomit when he smelled it! But when the turtle saw it, it was like a cat seeing a mouse, and he pounced on it like crazy and ate it.
It's unimaginable, the bucket of incense worms is alive, wriggling there, exuding a strong smell of meat, a one-meter-long turtle stretches its neck to drill into the bucket, and in just a few minutes, a bucket of worms is swept away by it.
The only thing that is commendable is that this dead turtle is indeed authentic, and it strictly implements the light bucket action! The barrel is clean inside and out, and the three disciples of the Burning Mountain Hall watching from the side are simply in stark contrast to the tortoise, because these three are still vomiting there, which is not only a waste, but also a pollution!
"Hiccup! hiccup......"
The turtle was lying on its back, not caring about its image (it didn't have any image anyway), its little paws were caressing its round belly, looking very satisfied, and the burps sounded one after another!
"Meow, this dead turtle is really disgusting, a bucket full of fragrant insects is stunned to make it eat to its full!It seems that I am indeed a scumbag, if I really let it into the Yunmiao Palace, wouldn't it make other people vomit until they collapse!" Zhou Hao vomited while "deeply blaming himself".
After everyone vomited, Muqi Hall also sent three disciples at this time, only to see that they took out three pots of fine wine!
Three pots of wine are different from each other, one pot is made of silver, and the moment the spout is opened, a pink mist rises out, and the mist exudes a sweet smell, which instantly hooks the turtle's soul, and it smells the fragrance and the whole turtle floats in the air.
The turtle sucked hard at the pink mist, its eyes closed as if it was intoxicated, and suddenly its mouth moved, and it was also sucking. The next moment, the pink wine in the silver flask went upstream, and all of it poured into the turtle's mouth!
"Smack, good wine, this wine is so beautiful!" the turtle finished the first pot, slowly opened his eyes, and couldn't help but praise.
But the tortoise apparently forgot or didn't know that it was still in mid-air, and at this time it fell heavily on the Ascend Sendai, and its face was quite depressed.
However, this depression was completely forgotten after the second pot of wine was opened. The jug was filled with a long-necked flask that was as red as an agate, and when the spout opened, a rich fragrant smell gushed out, and the tortoise directly hugged the whole jug, and then the tortoise pointed the spout to his mouth in one surprised gaze after another...... Poured up!
Gollum ...... Gollum ......
In just a few breaths, the second pot of wine was dried by the turtle, and at this moment his whole turtle face was red, and his feet were a little crooked, he no longer held the pot with both hands but replaced it with a small paw holding the wine pot and tilting his head to pour the remaining wine drops into his mouth, and he was a little drunkard!
When the turtle poured the remaining drops of wine, Zhou Hao and the others were able to see that it was a black liquor, giving people a demonic attraction, just smelling the aroma of wine can make people deeply enchanted!
It was a long time before the turtle finally put the flask down, but now it was visibly drunk, walking erratically, and seeing objects with blurred eyes.
"Hey, you little kid still plays doppelganger with Grandpa Turtle and me, it's really indifferent! Tell you that this is what Grandpa Turtle played three hundred years ago. The turtle looked at Zhou Hao not far away, and there were actually seven or eight identical people, and his mouth immediately began to chatter.
"Oh my God, I'm afraid I'm going to stew this dead turtle. It's a disgusting foodie again, and it's a drunkard, how can this thing shatter the void and ascend to the immortal realm?" Zhou Hao grinded his teeth, and had serious doubts about the tortoise's cultivation in the mortal world.
The last pot of wine was in a crystal pot, so everyone could see the liquor in the pot, it was a dark blue liquid, and as soon as the spout opened the area, it was immediately filled with a hazy blue mist, because the dark blue wine was directly vaporized!
As you can see, all the liquor gases and rises into the air, creating a dreamlike blue world, and the elegant aroma of the wine makes people feel as if they are at the end of the world, embracing the blue sky and the sea!
Not only the turtle, but everyone present involuntarily inhaled those dark blue wine mist, because the aroma would make people relax and truly unload their psychological baggage.
It didn't take long for the wine fog to disappear, and everyone slowly returned to reality from the previous relaxed state!
However, the blush on the turtle's face deepened, and the originally black face was now matched with a flush, which immediately gave people a cute feeling.
"Okay, it's our turn to be in the Yunmiao Palace!Yu Nan, it's time for you to play, hehehe!" Zhou Hao smiled and motioned to Yu Nan.
"Can this work? Why do I think this trick is too unreliable!" Although Zhou Hao told Yu Nan what to do before, the latter was still full of doubts in his heart.
"Believe me, it's just a turtle, take it down in minutes with your charm, don't worry, we will all cheer you on!" Zhou Hao stepped back and stood in a row with Cao Shuang, Xiao Shanshan and others, encouraging Yu Nan to win glory for Yunmiao Palace!
"Come on, Miss Yu, you can do it!" Cao Shuang encouraged Yu Nan.
Xiao Shanshan clenched her pink fist and echoed: "That's right, senior sister, I believe in you, come on!"
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Hearing a burst of brain-dead cheering encouragement from behind, Yu Nan rolled his eyes a few times and thought, "You guys come and try it, it's easy to say! Who can stand a turtle?"
But now that the arrow was ready to be fired, Yu Nan walked towards the drunken turtle. The latter now looks at everyone who is double and multi-shadowed, and his mind is very confused!
"Good baby, come to your mother's arms, your mother loves you!" Suddenly, Yu Nan picked up the turtle, and his voice was very soft, as if he was really calling his child.
"It's so cute, come, mom holds you to sleep, shake and shake to grandma's bridge......"
Yu Nan held the turtle in both hands and swayed gently, looked at it with a motherly glow, and hummed a song.
This set of serial combination punches can be described as beautiful, and I saw that the turtle was immediately attracted by Yu Nan's maternal brilliance, and there were no more double shadows in its eyes, and the previous drunkenness was slowly subsiding!
"Woo ......"
Gradually, tears appeared in the turtle's eyes, and it buried its head in the softness of Yu Nan's chest, and it was rubbing its head hard, and a pair of small paws still hugged the softness. This move made the latter feel crazy, this is a turtle, this meow is obviously a dirty turtle!
But Yu Nan can't do anything, now is the most important moment, whether she can bring this turtle spirit back to Yunmiao Hall depends on her.
And the other disciples in the field, especially the male disciples, especially the male disciples of the Yunmiao Immortal Palace, were already in tears at this time, and their lungs exploded.
How can you allow it? How can you allow the goddess to be so insulted? Wouldn't the goddess become a laughing stock when the goddess was sacrificed to a tortoise?
"It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant, my mother's body smells so good!" The turtle had completely buried his head between Yu Nan's twin peaks, and he still smelled it vigorously, his squinted eyes became a slit, and he looked quite intoxicated.
"I swear, when you come to the Yunmiao Immortal Palace, I will definitely steam and roast you!" Yu Nan gritted his teeth in his heart.
After a long time, the turtle reluctantly left Gentle Township, and everyone's eyes once again converged on it!