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When passing by Lin Xiaochun's room, Xu Tian heard a familiar burst of tense music through the door.
"There is only one truth!"
Well, got it.
It turns out that there is also a famous detective Conan in this world.
Xu Tian said at the door to go to bed early.
Didn't hear a response.
Probably asleep?
So Xu Tian opened the door and planned to turn off the TV.
As a result, Lin Xiaochun was still awake, leaning on the bed to watch TV, and when he saw Xu Tian coming in, he didn't say anything, and he kept a calm face.
Obviously, he was still worried about Xu Tian's disdain before.
The little thing has a big temper.
Always quarrels with my brother who is not angry, and now he watches "Detective Conan" every day, and has seen more than 500 episodes, and his eyes are becoming more and more wrong. Is it too late for me to apologize to him?
Xu Tian secretly complained in his heart.
Then he stepped forward and turned off the TV.
Lin Xiaochun: "???"
"It's almost ten o'clock, and the children should go to bed early, otherwise they won't grow tall. ”
Xu Tian walked to his room, bored, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a notebook on the bedside table out of the corner of his eye.
opened it and saw that it was Lin Xiaowei's diary.
Who keeps a diary for serious people?
I saw that the first page reads:
Money is a jerk, but you can't really do anything without money.
How many people are desperate to earn money, but they don't want their love to be tested by money.
There are too many love stories that end because of money, and I don't want to fall in love, firstly, because I don't want to accept reality, and secondly, I don't want to ...... Affecting my hand speed of being single for 19 years, you must know that I am a man who wants to become the king of training, and the regression of technology must not be tolerated!
When Xu Tian saw this, he sprayed directly.
This original owner, Lin Xiaowei, is really a ruthless person.
He continued to look down:
Love without material things is a plate of sand, and it doesn't need to be blown away in two steps before it is scattered.
Besides, there is a more important task at the moment, which is to raise two little things to grow up.
In the future, they will need money to go to high school, go to college, and get a job.
Lin Xiaochun has to spend a lot of money to marry a wife, and it is probably impossible for him to work his own.
I can only live myself as a father and tired as a grandson.
Unless Lin Xiaochun becomes a billionaire...... of the younger brother, otherwise what to save him.
Xu Tian almost laughed again.
Your skill points are all on the poisonous tongue?
According to Xiao Ran's market price, if you ask Lin Xiaochun for a wife, you will get seven or eight hundred thousand yuan.
This is still the blessing of our parents and our parents, without thinking about the house.
After practicing in these years, I have more or less deposited.
Suppose Lin Xiaochun marries a wife, according to the current market price, the most conservative price, 280,000 dowry, 200,000 cars, 100,000 wine money, and 100,000 wedding on the lawn...... The most conservative is 700,000.
So, I'm probably 700,000 short......
At this moment, a bold idea suddenly sprung into my mind......
If you don't let this kid be your son-in-law!
What a bad thing, it costs money to spend money, 700,000 yuan, it's enough to open a pig farm and make a fortune!
Although it is not appropriate to compare Lin Xiaochun with pigs...... Pig Billin Koharu is worth a fortune.
......
A diary that makes people laugh and cry but is full of sadness.
An elder brother who often plans to marry a daughter-in-law for his younger brother, but he is still a single dog, so thinking about Xu Tian himself is a little distressed by the original owner.
Tianxingjian, a gentleman strives for self-improvement.
The terrain is good, and the gentleman carries things with virtue.
The next day, Xu Tian was woken up by a keyboard sound, and when he got up, he saw that it was Lin Xiaochun playing League of Legends.
When Xu Tian walked behind him, he happened to see his blind man kick the opposite sword Ji to his side's remnant policewoman, and then was killed by the other party three times.
It's too unusual.
It's just a mistake if you don't write your homework, and it's his fault to go to pit people.
Others are finally happy on a two-day holiday, is it easy to play a game early in the morning, and you just go to pit people?
Please give the majority of netizens a little game experience.
Then Xu Tian threw him to the desk.
Lin Xiaochun, who was arrested to do his homework, looked dissatisfied, and he was 10,000 buried in his brother, and he was naturally absent-minded about doing the topic.
Xu Tian glanced at the test paper on the side, and none of the first three multiple-choice questions were correct, and immediately laughed angrily.
"Brother, I really suspect that you did it on purpose, how did you do such a simple question?"
Xu Tian sneered, "Please, can you think about the intention of the questioner before doing the question?"
Lin Xiaochun: "He wants me to die......"
Xu Tian: "......"
Who is this forced brain circuit so strange!
"Don't always feel that the world is malicious to you, know that we are all God's favorite cubs. Xu Tian patted his brain.
Lin Xiaochun gave him a blank look.
Leave four words behind.
"Believe you have ghosts. ”
Xu Tian was speechless, tell you about serious chicken soup, can you give some face?
At this time, the domestic magic machine suddenly sounded, and Xu Tian took it out and took a look.
The caller was Mr. Wu, Lin Xiaochun's homeroom teacher.
"Hey, Mr. Wu, hello. ”
Teacher Wu's voice was very cold, and he said, "Brother Lin Xiaochun, can you find a time to come to the school, I want to talk to you about Lin Xiaochun......
Xu Tian glanced at Lin Xiaochun, and when he heard that it was his teacher, this kid was also self-aware, and lowered his head weakly, not daring to look at him.
"Okay Mr. Wu, I'll be free tomorrow morning. ”
After making an appointment with Lin Xiaochun's head teacher, Xu Tian hung up the phone, tomorrow is Monday, he is in the afternoon class.
It should be too late to go to Lin Xiaochun's school in the morning.
"You're telling me the truth, what kind of basket are you poking again?"
Xu Tian glanced at Lin Xiaochun, "Did you quarrel with the teacher again?"
Lin Xiaochun spread his hands innocently.
"No, I don't. Besides, the previous time I didn't quarrel with the teacher, I just had a bit of an academic disagreement with him, which caused a good-faith argument between the two sides. ”
"Believe you have ghosts. ”
Xu Tian replied.
Weekend hours go by very quickly.
Following.
Xu Tian sat in the junior high school office that the original owner used to frequent.
Lin Xiaochun stood beside him with his head drooping.
Flushed.
Xu Tian listened to Xu Chun's teachers tell him about Xu Chun's ten major crimes.
Chatting in class, sleeping or something.
These are quite light.
What's even more exaggerated is that this kid actually threw firecrackers into the women's toilet.
Wu Yuhui, a Chinese teacher who served as the head teacher, fired the first shot of the war against Lin Xiaochun.
"During the class, I asked him, who is the poet immortal? He replied that it was Li Bai, which is true; I asked him who the poet saint was? He replied to Du Fu, which is also true; then I asked him who the poet king was? He actually replied to Xie Xun......
Science teacher Cheng Kar-keung was also indignant, and said angrily: "I really don't know what he is thinking in his head, just last week's class, I asked him what sodium is, do you know what he said? He actually replied to me, sodium is a magical heavenly road?"
Hearing this, the other teachers in the office burst into laughter, and Lin Xiaochun couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
Teacher Zheng was obviously very angry, and refused to let go of Xu Tian, the guardian, and turned to him and said, "Such a student is simply unprecedented, appalling! Come, Brother Xiaochun, you are an undergraduate, you come and tell him, what is sodium?"
Xu Tian didn't know which sodium word he was talking about, and he couldn't help but hear Mr. Zheng aim the finger at himself, so he had to answer in a hurry:
"That's ...... Is that...... Is that the person I love day and night?"
Entire office: "???"
"It's really not like a family doesn't enter the door......"
Teacher Zheng's face suddenly became ugly. 1603432700