5. Fighting methods are also fighting mouths
Back in Qujiazhuang, Qu Wanjin, the old man, was anxious when he saw Qu San, and he didn't look at who Qu San was behind him, so he scolded: "Qu San, I'll beat you to death with a stick from a dog slave who has been cut a thousand times." In vain, sir, I raised you white-eyed wolf for nothing. I told you a thousand times, a thousand instructions, so that you must go out to the master to invite a mage who can kill monsters and catch monsters back, you said that you just went out for a circle, what are you doing so quickly?"
Qu San hurriedly comforted the old man and said: "Master, master, you extinguish the fire, eliminate the anger, see who I brought back?"
Qu Wanjin fixed his eyes and looked carefully, Qu San was actually followed by a monk, and immediately turned his anger into joy and said: "So, these two are the mages you invited to eliminate monsters and catch monsters?"
Ning Wuwei and Hui Yin hurriedly stepped forward and said in unison: "I am, he is not." ”
Qu Wanjin was not only dizzy, but also his ears were not very bright, so he stretched his neck and said, "What? Qu San, you dog minion, you're really getting bolder. Now you dare to fool me, look at the master, it's strange that I don't discount your dog's legs. ”
Ning Wuwei and Hui Yin said in unison: "Old man, you heard it wrong, it's me, he's not." ”
Qu Wanjin was even more confused, and said, "What are you doing and what are you not?" What are you doing here?"
Qu San knew that listening to the two of them, don't be an old man, even if you change the judge for a while, don't think about distinguishing it. hurriedly pulled the old man aside and told him how he had seen the two of them.
Qu Wanjin turned his anger into joy again and said, "In this way, both of them are archmages who eliminate demons and catch monsters. You dog minion, please invite the archmage and don't hurry up to tell the master about me, let the lord and I snub the archmage for a long time. It's getting better and worse. Both of them are archmages, so hurry up and invite them in the house. Qu San, quickly take out the Longjing tea that I have treasured for many years. ”
Seeing such a big family business of the Qu family, Ning Wuwei's stomach immediately began to "gurgle" again, this was originally a cold stomach, and he was already hungry Ning Wuwei, and then drank a stomach of tea, so it didn't cost him his life? Hurriedly said: "Outside the old staff, outside the old staff, there is no hurry to drink tea, the most important thing now is not to drink tea, but to do something." ”
Qu Wanjin said: "So, the archmage is hungry and wants to eat quickly. ”
Ning Wuwei was a little embarrassed, and said lightly: "It's not that we're hungry, it's because we want to finish eating quickly, so that we can subdue the demons." ”
Hui Yin nodded and said, "Amitabha, good, good, the poor monk also means this." ”
Qu Wanjin said: "The two archmages are still impatient. Acute is good, acute is good. That Qu San, hurry up and prepare a good meal for the two archmages. ”
Hui Yin said: "Except for the old man, don't prepare a meal." ”
Qu Wanjin said: "The two archmages are both monks, why don't they prepare for fasting?"
Hui Yin said: "Outside the old man, you don't know this, I am wine and meat through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart." ”
Ning Wuwei said: "This Taoist master has never been taboo with wine and meat. ”
Qu Wanjin said to himself: "Monks don't taboo wine and meat, so what are they called monks?" But seeing that the two of them behaved strangely and couldn't talk about four or two, they didn't dare to underestimate it, let alone ask more, so they had to tell Qu San to hurry up and prepare a good banquet.
After a while, the banquet was ready. That's called a abundance, what flies in the sky, runs on the ground, swims in the water, and grows in the field, it's everything. Seeing that Ning Wuwei wanted to cry, he had never seen such a sumptuous banquet since he came out of his mother's womb?
Hui Yin had already left a gluttonous saliva over there, and when he saw a big table of wine, his eyes were blue, where did he care about decency, he pulled up the sleeves of his robe, sat down with his buttocks, and reached out to grab a big elbow and gnawed it.
Ning Wuwei was anxious when he saw it, and thought to himself: You are too undignified as a great monk, and you can only make it when you see food? Could it be that your great monk can eat, and my Taoist master will not? He also hurriedly sat down beside Hui Yin, reached out and grabbed a roast chicken, tore off the chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth. I can't even take care of the oil stains that accidentally stuck to the sleeves when I caught the roast chicken.
Qu Wanjin shook his head, secretly pulled Qu San aside and asked, "Who are these people you invited? Why do you still look like this? I haven't eaten in my life?
Qu San also smacked his tongue when he saw it, pondered for a moment and said, "Master, don't you all say strange people? Maybe it's really rare and strange for us, and the archmage is like this." ”
Qu Wanjin said suspiciously: "But master, no matter how I look at it, I think something is wrong?"
Qu San didn't support it, thought for a while and said, "Master, why don't we try them first?"
Qu Wanjin said: "Why do you try?"
Qu San said: "It's not easy, why don't you just let them show us a hand or two?"
Qu Wanjin nodded and said, "Just do as you say." He walked over with a smile and sat down opposite the two of them and said, "Two archmages, how are you eating?"
Ning Wuwei and Hui Yin had already eaten a ditch full of trenches, and even Hui Yin was full of burps, and when he saw the owner come to ask, he remembered that he had patronized and eaten just now, and forgot to be decent, so he could finally put on a straight face, took the wine glass one after another, took a small sip, and then nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad." The craftsmanship of the chef in the house is still good. ”
Qu Wanjin said: "I'm not talking about the cook. ”
Ning Wuwei said: "What? Isn't it the cook's business? Didn't you just ask how we ate?"
Hui Yin said: "That's right, that's what you asked. I hear it clearly. ”
Qu Wanjin's face sank and said, "I said two, you can't play like this, right?"
Ning Wuwei said: "Old man, what do you mean, why are we playing." Shall we just eat your fast?"
Qu Wanjin said: "What you eat is called fasting rice? It's okay, if you want to call it fasting rice, let's call it fasting rice." Don't forget, what are you here for?"
Ning Wuwei suddenly realized: "Are you talking about getting rid of demons and catching monsters? Why are you in a hurry about this? Didn't we say that when we finish our fast, we will get rid of demons and catch monsters for you." ”
Hui Yin said: "That's it, your heart is a little too anxious. Don't forget, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. ”
Qu Wanjin said: "What? I'm too anxious? You are not in a hurry, and it is not your family affair to dare to love." You can also spit out the hot tofu in your mouth. Let's get down to business. Our house is making trouble now, and the monsters come to my house every night to make trouble, what can you do to help me subdue it?"
Hui Yin said: "Besides the old man, you are really interesting, isn't it just a matter of catching monsters? What is this? Isn't that a piece of cake for our brothers?"
Ning Wuwei said: "Isn't it just a piece of cake?"
Qu Wanjin said: "The two of you don't stand and talk, your back doesn't hurt." Didn't you say that getting rid of monsters and catching monsters was a piece of cake? Then please show me a magic power or two, and let me open my eyes. ”
Hui Yin clasped his hands together and said, "You still don't trust us." Then I'll show you a hand first. As long as the monster comes, I will recite a Buddhist mantra to the monster, muttering to the monster, no matter where you are, no matter how much magic you have, you have to obediently reveal your original form. ”
Qu Wanjin applauded and laughed: "Outside the old member, outside the old member, did he say that he was exposed? I coaxed you. Who did you coax? Who can you coax?"
Hui Yin said angrily: "What nonsense, why did I coax you? I didn't coax you. Murmur is my Buddha's six-character mantra, you don't know don't talk nonsense. ”
Ning Wuwei said: "What a six-character mantra, you have the ability to find monsters to see the real chapter." ”
Hui said, "Don't talk about me. Then you can show a little hand, too. ”
Ning Wuwei snorted and said: "If I see a monster, I just need to shout at the monster, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, and immediately there will be heavenly soldiers and generals who will descend to earth and receive the monster to the heavenly court." ”