"I don't want to have an heir, I don't want to .........."

said devilish words in his mouth, but Lin Fang kept in his hands, quietly clicked on the music app, found the song just now, and clicked to play.

"I once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword······"

Tai Bai Xing was shocked by Lin Fang's series of overlapping words, and his mind kept echoing the demon-like words, and the whole person was not good.

finally concentrated and was about to speak, but suddenly Lin Fang's operation disrupted the steps, and his heart was suddenly infected by the song, and he couldn't help but mutter: "Tiantiao is not allowed to fall in love, you don't know, let alone talk about heirs." This is the price of being ranked in the immortal class. ”

"The heavenly strip is used to step on······ Uh, why does this sound familiar?"

Lin Fang scratched his head, and then said: "Look at Erlang God's mother, the baby has it, although he is dead, he has an heir!"

"Look at Erlang God and his sister again, the baby is there, although he has been suppressed for decades, but the family is finally reunited!"

"Tiantiao is used to deceive you honest people, so that you don't fall in love honestly, and in the end you are cheap to those bigwigs and ordinary people. ”

"Look at the Jade Emperor, there is the Queen Mother. ”

"Looking at the Cowherd, a mortal, he is with the Weaver Girl because of this Tiantiao, otherwise with his poor background and the ability to restrain the chicken, he can marry the Weaver Girl?"

.........

"What? Sister Erlang God fornicated with mortals? How do you know?" Tai Bai Xing's face suddenly became solemn, this is a big deal.

"Uh·····" Lin Fang forgot that it was still the Tang Dynasty at this time, and the story of the Baolian Lantern would not happen until at least 300 years later.

The current Three Holy Mothers should not have moved their hearts, don't be able to come out of the agarwood because of their own words.

"I mean, you look at Erlang God's mother, I'm looking at Erlang God, with mortals, he and the third princess of the West Sea became husband and wife. I'm not wrong. ”

Tai Bai Xing breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately said, "Erlang God is not strictly speaking a person from Heavenly Court, so there is no need to abide by the Heavenly Rules. ”

"As for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, both of them paid the price for their actions and could only see each other once a year. ”

"Are you stupid? Are you stupid?"

Lin Fang hated that iron could not become steel: "One year on earth, one day in heaven." The two waited in the sky every day, saying that they could meet on the day of the Qixi Festival every year, but what is the difference between meeting every day?"

"Well, I didn't pay attention to that. "It's too platinum star's dumbfounded, is this the case?

"And Erlang God is not a person from Heavenly Court, but the third princess of the West Sea is counted. Why is Erlang God and the Third Princess of the West Sea fine together, but the Cowherd and Weaver Girl are punished together?"

"Well, the Cowherd is a mortal after all, and it is also under the control of the Heavenly Court. Tai Bai Xing said something he didn't believe.

Lin Fang pursed his lips and looked at Tai Bai Xing with disdain, "I hate people like you the most, always looking for reasons for others." Isn't it all because of strength?"

"I'll just sit and watch him have a girlfriend every day, and you're the only one who lives alone. ”

"What is Zhu Gusheng?"

Tai Bai Xing always felt that why the Great Sage kept popping out some words that he didn't understand, could it be because he had been pressed for five hundred years and was pressed into a mental disorder?

"Anyway, you can get your own business done first. Lin Fang pursed his lips, too lazy to say more to this guy.

He didn't dislike this old man, but behind him were the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun, and he was still less sticky.

"Brother Monkey, I'm back, what's the lunch for lunch?"

At this moment, Zhu Bajie suddenly fell from the sky.

As he was talking, he was suddenly stunned, and then his eyes were bloodshot, and without saying a word, he jumped up and rode on Tai Bai Xing, and roared heartbreakingly, "Tai Bai!"

"You've been so miserable, five hundred years, five hundred years, do you know how I've lived these five hundred years?"

Zhu Ba circled his pig nostrils, glared at Tai Bai Xing and said: "I have been wearing a pig's face every day for the past five hundred years, and I have frightened others since the day I was born, and a group of people want to chase and kill me, and I finally escaped." ”

"In the past five hundred years, I have almost been unable to see people day and night, and even if I see people, I have to perform the art of change, and it is because of you that I am so miserable. ”

"Today, I'm going to kill you!"

As he spoke, Zhu Bajie grabbed Tai Bai Xing's neck with both hands, pinched Tai Bai Xing's face red, and hurriedly shouted: "Marshal Tianpeng, you ······ When you heard about me, I didn't mean to, who knew that I accidentally pushed you to the beast road under the pushing. ”

"What's the use of you talking about this now? If it weren't for you, would I be so miserable? I am still handsome and chic, and I look like a jade tree in the wind. ”

Zhu Bajie said, his strength did not decrease but increased, and he was so pinched that the platinum star was almost out of breath, so he had to stretch out his hand with difficulty, and let out a weak voice to ask Lin Fang for help····· Daisheng ····· Help me ·····"

"Alas, I told you to leave quickly, but you just don't go, now it's okay?"

Lin Fang didn't want Tai Bai Xing to die here, in case he was questioned by the Jade Emperor, and then the rare and clean life would be broken again, so he had to say: "Old pig, don't get excited, get ready to eat." ”

"Brother Monkey, you order food first, I'll strangle him and come right away. ”

Zhu Bajie had no intention of letting go at all, his hands were so pinched that he couldn't breathe, and he was about to go out of his body when he saw that there was still one breath left.

"You're really going to strangle him, if you don't let go, you won't have anything to eat. Lin Fang saw that Tai Bai Xing rolled his eyes, and hurriedly persuaded.

"This ······" Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment, and then thought about it, or food was important.

Immediately put down Tai Bai Xing, and snorted coldly: "Count yourself lucky, spare your life, don't let me see it, otherwise I will have to kill you." ”

This is the first time Lin Fang has seen Zhu Bajie look so fierce and vicious, which is completely different from the 'honest and honest' appearance on weekdays.

"Uh······ Anyway, when did Zhu Bajie look like this in my heart? I remember the first time I saw him, I still felt full of hideous and terrifying things?"

Lin Fang immediately reacted and said secretly: "This guy is so terrible, he unconsciously changed his impression of him in his heart, and his acting skills are too good." ”

Think about the same with Zhu Bajie on TV, currying favor with Tang Seng every day and provoking the relationship between him and Sun Wukong.

For this reason, Sun Wukong was so angry that he left many times, and the two of them can be said to be played by him.

Zhu Bajie should be regarded as a rare psychological master and acting master among the four people traveling westward, and he is extremely skilled in figuring out acting skills and people's psychological activities.

This also deepened Lin Fang's terrible understanding of this world in his heart, even a fat pig who looks stupid is so good at acting, so what are the other bigwigs in this world?