The stone staircase of the seventh court to see the emperor was actually broken
Just when I was discussing with Tianbao, I didn't expect the emperor to preemptively send a beautiful woman to pass the word in front of us.
This woman has extremely high internal strength, he floats easily above our heads, 21 meters above the ground, he bows his head and says loudly and majestically to us:
"Now that the emperor is going to pass it to you, why don't you hurry up and follow me to the palace to see the emperor, don't be verbose, come with me quickly! There must be no mistake! Beware of cutting off your head." ”
The two of us had no choice but to lift our internal strength and fly into the air, and the two of us glanced at this woman, and this woman also looked at us.
He didn't bother to care that we didn't have enough courtesy for her, I guess his level was quite high, and he was wearing a four-clawed golden python robe.
But I was halfway through the flight with Tempo and had to stop, and we had no strength to discuss:
"It's strange, I feel very heavy in my body, as if someone has choked my throat, pressed my chest, and put a thousand pounds of weight on me, why is it so hard?
Tianbao was in a better condition than I was, her face was ruddy, and I was pale, and Tianbao was panting and said to me:
"This can only mean that your body is too weak, and that young lady is much stronger than us. I think it must be that the air quality is not good, the air is very thin, so it's impossible for you to run quickly. It's possible that there are some prohibitions in the sky. Bear with me, do you still have the strength for us to run?"
The large number of ladies laughed for him, and he paused and turned back to us and quipped:
"I told you to brag, you to be reckless! You deserve it, but you have only walked half the way, and as a result, how can you stop and delay the time to speak? How can I go back and make a mistake? Do you want to ask us to speed up and rush forward to rescue the time that has been delayed? I am willing, but the speed is too fast, and I will be scolded by the superiors. You've dragged me to death today, you've hurt me, I don't know if I'm going to get half a discount, hey, how can you compensate me?"
Tianbao and I looked at each other, we were surprised, this didn't dare to hurt her to suffer, there were so many boards, how embarrassing it was, he was a senior female guard after all.
The two of us had to summon out our scout ship, and not only did we jump on board.
He was also very smart, he jumped on the ship through the rear hatch and happened to sit in the same position in the center of the back seat of the great fairy.
Then I hurriedly drove the spaceship back, originally I wanted to be a pilot, but unfortunately he didn't know how to operate it, he was embarrassed, he was unhappy.
But Tianbao, I still want to learn it, so I'm teaching Tianbao. Tianbao is also a good boy who is humbly taught, and he is quite well-behaved.
Otherwise, the ship could have been piloted even faster.
At the urging of this woman, we slowly flew back to the palace.
But this time it stayed in the large patio in the front yard of the palace.
Our spaceship fell to the ground, and the three of us were surrounded by many guards as soon as we walked out, and our spaceship was carried away directly by two powerful guards.
In a blink of an eye, I disappeared with the people and the ship, and I don't know where to put my ship.
After all, this female guard is her own person, she explained and she left the crowd, as if it was okay, the two of us were escorted to the front by more than 30 people from the left and right teams.
It turned out that there were three courtyards in front of us, and only then did we enter the central part of the real palace.
The front gate of the central part is the gate of the upper court, and we cheekily walked in through the central gate.
The left and right columns were embarrassed, hesitated, and followed us through the central gate.
Because they think it's the first thing to squeeze us in, and if we get away with it, they won't be able to eat and walk around.
After entering the gate, there is a ladder in front of you, and I don't know how many thousands of steps there are.
Tianbao and I were in a hurry to raise our internal strength, and we planned to jump to the top step in the first step, but we were slapped in the face.
We just jumped more than a foot high on the spot, and we didn't jump at all, and it seems that there is indeed a ban in the air.
We weren't allowed to jump from top to top in one step, and then there were a lot of guards behind us who couldn't help but laugh at us loudly.
Tianbao and I are not stupid. The two of us turned around and casually asked a small cowardly guard:
"What are you laughing at? Can't you hurry up, thousands of steps have passed after more than an hour of waiting for us to go up, don't you feel very tired? Isn't that the emperor waiting for him to be in a hurry? Every time he goes to the court and becomes an official, does he delay a lot of time to go up here?"
The little guard smiled and nodded:
"In short, don't do anything, do nonsense, honestly go up step by step, this is an elevator. It's going to go up automatically, stupid. ”
The two of us were so surprised to hear that I looked at Tianbao and I said:
"It's the first time I've seen an elevator like this, it's all big rocks, and this kind of stone looks very hard and heavy, wow, how much power does it take to mobilize so many stones, it's too laborious, but it's really magnificent and spectacular. Alright, let's hurry up. ”
Since that day, the two people on my right hand have tried to step on, for fear that there will be a trap against us.
For fear that there will be a chaotic noise of hidden arrows shooting at us.
We had just put the first foot, and we were all very nervous, and both of us stepped out of our right foot, and at this time a great eunuch appeared at the top, and he asked us with a very dignified and puzzled question:
"Who are you? Hurry up and report your name, who told you to step out of your legs? Look for death! Hmph! Don't hurry up and report your name. ”
Tianbao looked up at me, and the father-in-law was wearing a purple embroidered python court dress.
His most striking thing was a large pearl necklace that dragged to the ground.
Each pearl was the size of an egg, and it scared people to death.
Tianbao raised his hand and pointed to her pearl necklace, and couldn't help but ask:
"Oh, what a big pearl, if it's the real thing, it's worth a fortune, I looked at it and there were 124 of them. ”
Tianbao's innocent words made this father-in-law laugh out loud, and this public raised his eyebrows, crossed his hands on his hips and laughed loudly:
"Hahaha, you rabbit cub is actually quite greedy for money, the first thing I noticed was this string of pearls of the miscellaneous family, that's right, all of them are big pearls, the size of an egg, hahaha, I can see that there are 124 of them at a glance, hahaha. ”
Tianbao smiled and accosted:
"My Tianbao, this is my sister, we are twin siblings, but I was raised by my adoptive parents. My name has always been Xiao Tianbao. My sister is looking for Gao Hanhuan. I guess the two of us are just merchant families, okay. ”
The father-in-law at the top was very satisfied, Tianbao also explained our family background and name clearly, and he nodded, as if we could step on it.
We had only reached the first step of the double bridge, and sure enough, the huge ladder was moving.
The staircase took us up slowly, laughing for a few seconds, and after a few seconds, it became very fast, and it seemed like we could go up in half a minute.
When we looked back, it turned out that the guards had just been sent to the bottom of the ladder, and they didn't need to come up, they just looked up at us and observed us, for fear that we would end up making small moves and disgrace them.
After a while, the two of us came to the middle and upper end of the ladder, and there was still some distance from the top, but the ladder stopped.
Tmall Evergrande jumped slightly on the spot and whispered to me:
"What's going on? Huanhuan! Why did you stop? Is this ladder broken? Do you still want us to repair it? Or let me go by myself, hey, I don't dare to move it casually now, lest I fall into the trap, this ladder is definitely full of traps, it's terrible. ”
I crouched down and checked the surroundings of this ladder, and sure enough, it seemed to be a ladder, and it collapsed and struck.
I squatted on the ground and explained to Tianbao:
"I think it must have been overwork that caused this thing to strike and collapse, it seems that if it is repaired, it will not be repaired in eight days or ten days, and it is a pity that those officials will have to step out of their old legs and go up little by little in the next ten days. ”
It just so happened that there were four old officers walking leisurely at the bottom of the ladder behind us, and they were also going to raise their legs to go up, but they found that the ladder actually struck and stopped moving.
In addition, when they heard our chat, they were so frightened that they broke out in a cold sweat, and they quickly pulled out their legs and ran up as if they were racing.
It seemed that something was almost delayed, and they couldn't afford to be guilty, but the four old men couldn't help but complain for days.
The tall old man who ran to the front had a calm face, a resolute look in his eyes, but he complained:
"I said that this is seven years ago, how can it be broken today, I just have something important to report to the emperor, we don't know each other, we have to start work in the afternoon, oops, wait for me to go down for more than two hours." How is this good? I'm going to die. ”
The officer who ran in second place was wearing a yellow official uniform, and he couldn't help but complain loudest:
"I remember that it was broken two or three times four years ago, my God, how to stick a piece, just like a daughter-in-law has a seven-year itch, does this elevator miss my daughter-in-law, my God. The old man still has very important information to tell the emperor, and our military department also held a meeting in the morning, and I told the emperor the results in time. Let me be an undercover agent in the military department at night, I have to report it in time, I am in a hurry. ”
The official who ran in third place wore a purple and gold crown on his head, but he was the most relaxed, and complained indiscriminately:
"Fortunately, the official was dismissed by the emperor, and there is nothing big about it today, but I am just looking for the emperor to discuss, hoping that the emperor can regain his fame and let me reinstate my official position, I am not very anxious, hehehe, but the elevator is broken, what can I do tomorrow?
Fortunately, the fourth official in the end also seemed to be in a hurry. He didn't have any clothes on, it turned out to be a button-down garment, there were more than 50 buttons, I don't think he could get buttons, so he ran anxiously to it with his clothes on.
But it doesn't mean that he is not afraid of seeing the emperor so sloppily. He was also worried about being scolded by the emperor for the crime of losing his manners.
But for some reason, the last glance that threw him at me for help was as if I were my own person, when I was a maid who specialized in waiting for him to change his clothes.
I'm also good-hearted, and we weren't in a hurry anyway, so I just ran away.
In a short time I was in front of the fourth officer, and I was kind to him as I dragged him forward, buttoning his clothes, straightening his hair, putting on his hat, and putting on his shoes.