By the time I woke up, Si Fan had already made all kinds of snacks with this specialized food machine, and of course the main food was also available.

Sifan likes this machine so much, after I woke up, Sifan couldn't wait to say to me:

"You still have that piece of land, is there a similar robot, I have to be so reliable, he can conjure food or conjure useful things, is there any? Hurry up, hurry up, you quickly teach me this skill, I won't ask you in the future." You know what?"

I had to get up and really teach Si Fan a mysterious Taoist technique, I said to Si Fan:

"This is our family tradition, and the name of this Taoism is called the Small Pocket Taoism. If you want to learn, I can teach you. ”

Si Fan hurriedly nodded, indicating that he was very interested, in fact, I taught Si Fan less than five minutes.

After Sifan learned, his attitude towards me changed sharply, and he was very indifferent to me, and he said to me:

"Now that you're useless, what else do you have to say? You go, I don't want to see you, I'm fine with the child, we don't want you. ”

Si Fan didn't think that I had suddenly changed from where to a normal normal size that I had recovered.

I didn't say anything next, just to accompany Sifan and the scalper, and the other two children were still asleep.

I've been at home for a long time, and I probably know what's going on, and I should say that this is my home, my home base.

According to Sifan, I ran away from home about three and a half years ago. The reason is that one wants to eat noodles and the other to eat rice at noon, and the opinions of the two people are not unanimous.

But I want to eat rice, and Sifan wants to eat noodles. So, the two had an argument.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I left, I didn't come back, according to Sifan's guess, after I quarreled with him, I should have found a restaurant to eat.

As a result, I was so confused by the people in this store that I didn't go home.

As for my betrayal of my marriage, it was also because I planted the root cause when I ate at this restaurant.

That is to say, either the customer is the storekeeper, or the guy, and one or more of them are his rivals, Sifan said.

Because I haven't been home for a long time, I need to go to the local authority to activate my family registration card.

Naturally, our family is still in the island city, and I haven't been home for three and a half years.

For Sifan, I was inexplicable, because I quarreled with him and went out to eat and never looked back.

Sifan was sad when he said this.

I lay with Sifan in the bed, and I put my arms around him and explained to her:

"I remember very well that when I had a quarrel with the people of the Yamen, they detained me and arrested me in the Yamen, and I was escorted away after only half a night, and I was taken away to another far away place, and I was treated as a prisoner, and my family was not notified at that time, and I was not subjected to the normal trial procedures, otherwise you would have received the information. ”

Si Fan was very surprised when he heard this, his resentment against me, his misunderstanding of me disappeared, Si Fan sat up in surprise, and the child put her in the innermost corner, and the child was full, and fell asleep fragrantly.

Sifan clapped his hands and looked at me in surprise and said:

"What, the reason why you didn't go home was because when you were eating over there, you quarreled with the arrester, and you were taken away, and you were arrested and taken into the yamen as a prisoner. After you were detained for half a night, you were escorted away, and you were escorted to another place, without going through the normal trial formalities. So, they didn't inform me, but this is really the case? I didn't guess at all, I didn't find out at all, how could this be? It seems that I inquired about the wrong person, it wasn't you, didn't you betray the marriage?"

I said pitifully:

"I think you're going to investigate my whereabouts, it's obvious that you must have recognized the wrong person, and such a private investigator you appointed must be with the wrong person, yes. I didn't see anyone anyway, I was mysteriously escorted away in secret, I didn't have any freedom at all, and I had a black cloth bag on my head. The most important thing was that I was injected with injections, which caused me to fall into a coma. Anyway, I was captured by the bad guys, and I don't know what happened. ”

Si Fan was even more surprised when she heard it, she couldn't speak, Si Fan immediately took me to the local yamen, of course, this time it was a serious yamen, equivalent to a county yamen in an island city.

But the surprise was that we found out, and it did find such a record that I had been arrested three and a half years ago.

For example, I just got caught in the yamen to take a video and make a transcript.

Obviously, these transcripts were all forgeries, they were added later, not at that time, and I did not write on them at all.

But there is a handwriting on this transcript.

It's obviously fake, and I don't need to say this, but the catcher who received us also discovered the secret, so you're also investigating it for us.

For the time being, Sifan and I just sat down until there was no one and then waited for news, and we couldn't leave the yamen for the time being.

In our house, the baby scalper found the stone, and the baby Jiang'er had woken up, and the stone and the baby Jiang'er could already walk, and they just pushed the door and walked into the room.

They found that the baby scalper had just woken up. But there was no us in the room.

The stone baby was very puzzled and asked the scalper baby:

"Hey, I'm two people, I just heard two people talking, what about the parents?"

Jiang'er baby was very anxious, he kicked off the two small slippers, quickly jumped on the bed, and looked for us in the bed.

The baby scalper looked at it and smiled, and the baby stone couldn't wait to imitate it, and the three children were playing in the bed to find their parents.

After all, it's a child and it's stupid.

After a while, Si Fan contacted the house, and it turned out that there was a black cat model in the house.

The model could speak, and the black cat flew to the ceiling above the room and explained to the three children:

Sifan spoke. Listen up, you three. ”

The three children were really attracted, they looked up at the ceiling, and the black cat's mouth suddenly came out of Sifan's voice and said:

"You don't have to look for it, we have some business in the yamen, and we will go home when we take care of it, so you can wait at home with peace of mind." ”

I found out that in the future the child seemed to be sick, but fortunately I had a special butler at home.

It turned out that a fluffy gorilla toy was a special butler I arranged.

I thought three kids had noticed a gorilla walking in, and the gorilla was 4.7 meters tall.

This gorilla could come out and my voice said to the child:

"Don't worry, the two of us will go home soon, the three of you will take snacks to eat when you are hungry, and you will drink milk powder when you are thirsty, you should be able to eat enough, and sleep when you are tired." ”

The stone baby still couldn't help but ask me:

"What the hell is going on, if the two of you can't solve it, let me solve it, I've always been in good health and smart, I'm the hope of my family!"

Suddenly, at this time, someone came and knocked on the door of our house, and the three children immediately called up the video outside, which turned out to be a dragonfly and a butterfly.

It turned out that the LCD screen in our bedroom could see the outside scene.

The jade dragonfly was still eating the sugar gourd, and he asked curiously:

"What's closed in broad daylight, what's going on?"

Jade Butterfly has a watch of her own.

I sent him a message, and Jade Butterfly nodded, and then told the three children:

"Alright, I'll go get them out and wait until I get a lawyer. ”

Unexpectedly, Jade Butterfly just said this, and the two of us were arrested and notified that we could leave, so Sifan and I left the yamen very easily.

After the two of us left the yamen, we sat in our family's red luxury and domineering RV in a very high-profile manner.

Anyway, I didn't want to do this, but in order to knock the mountain and shock the tiger, I had to show the real strength of our family.

Sifan sat in the back seat with me, and there were three drivers, and the rumbling sound rang out anyway. The driver started the car and left.

Sifan felt a little embarrassed and said to me:

"Why do you pretend to be a big sum? Why are you not worried that others will treat you as a fool and that the rich will dominate you?

I explained to Sifan seriously:

"This time it is very necessary, otherwise others don't know what the identities of the two of us are, the so-called three, six, nine and other high and low, we must show our identities, lest others make mistakes. ”

Sifan still didn't understand a little, and I continued to patiently explain:

"Actually, that's true. Those who are officials understand this truth. The nobles and the people who are very powerful in the family must not be offended, otherwise they will not be able to sit on the magistrate's seat. So I just have to show the true essence of our home. Anyway, when dealing with the poor, we can't pretend to be broad, we should pretend to be poor. The reverse is to be wide. ”

Sifan nodded and suddenly said:

"I understand what you mean, you have to be very similar to him when dealing with someone, if it's a poor person, we pretend to be poor here, if it's a person with status and status, we also have to show our true heritage, I understand. ”

It was all waiting for us, and we quickly left the downtown area and had to go down a winding road.

Just as we passed through a small bamboo forest, we suddenly heard that there was no wind in the small bamboo forest.

It felt like something was running fast in the small bamboo forest, and it was chasing our car closely, which was strange.

Si Fan and I changed their faces, and now we are a little confused, should we stop the car or speed up and run away?

And through the bamboo forest, it is impossible to see what is running fast.

My eyes widened and I suddenly saw a black wolf-like tail peeking out of a crack in the bamboo.

But in the blink of an eye it was gone, and I understood that this was a hint, but my mind went blank, and I didn't recognize the wolf's tail.

Seeing that our car was quickly speeding away, I suddenly heard a familiar voice.

"Woo woo ......"

I dare to conclude that this is the whining sound made by Sifan when he was anxious, this is Sifan's voice, but why didn't he speak, as if he was blocked and couldn't speak, I quickly shouted to the driver:

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Obviously, the three drivers were transferred, and I turned my head to look at Sifan next to me, I thought this was Sifan.

My head is big, and the voice just now can only be made by Si Fan, and that feeling will definitely not be wrong.

I still can't bear it, I got angry, I opened the sunroof of the car directly, and then held this Sifan with my left hand, regardless of the driver or the car, we flew out of the sunroof, and soon landed easily, and then I hugged Sifan and walked forward.

I want to see him anyway, the one in the bamboo forest should be Sifan, how can there be two Sifan?